Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 I should become a monk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Solution #1: The solution is simple. Ask to fight the trouble in a manner similar to Amok Time. Then after showing your manly prowess and physical dominance you will prove your seed is superior and the girl will wish to mate with the "Alpha" male and will forget about the troubles. Solution #2: Fuck her mom. Then her sister. Then her sister and her mom. She will either be disgusted by this turn of events or she will decide to join in and let you fuck her ass. Solution #3: Tip drill the bitch yo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 21, 2005 You forgot Solution #4. I'll let FromBeyondTheGrave handle that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Fuck, her. Solution #5 is rape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Someone please explain to me the "fuck, her", "fuck, him", etc. thing. Also explain "Fite me u poser" and "unfucking called for". I'm pretty sure the last one has something to do with Stephen Joseph, but I don't know the origins of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted April 21, 2005 We're all a bunch of cliched responses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Fuck, her. Solution #5 is rape. It should be noted, however, that if you seek to employ solution 5, be sure to acquire a retarded man who can then be used as your scapegoat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Fuck, her. Solution #5 is rape. It should be noted, however, that if you seek to employ solution 5, be sure to acquire a retarded man who can then be used as your scapegoat. Of course. Use of condoms is needed for first-time rapers aswell, who might be a little sloppy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Kill her and have no emotional response to it. Then brag about it to a bunch of high school kids. They'll make a movie out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DonVito Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Skull fuck her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IllustriousOne 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Before you kill her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Make sure to gouge out her eyes first, obviously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 21, 2005 4 months? 5? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 We're approaching month #3, I think. We haven't broken up yet, but we're "working through it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boon 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2005 Yeah, fuck that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2005 Now everything's fine. I should dump her now so that I maintain control. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2005 What're you, George Costanza? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2005 What's horrible is that, for 30 seconds, I seriously considered doing that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
