Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 18, 2006 The cart pushing line is undoubtedly #1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2006 Since this has become the de facto Crono memorial bashing thread, I'll share my favorite Crono threads The Origin of Crono vs. F5 Return Of The Son of Crono vs. F5 Crono vs. F5 III: This Time He's Pissed! Crono vs. The Fanta Girls Crono vs. Tack Crono vs. The TSM Server Crono vs. The Electoral College Crono vs. Console Bootleggers Crono vs. Shelf space Crono Joins the PTC A fucking moron posts a TSM "thread" Crono vs. a MILF The last one is different in that it isn't expressly a Crono bashing thread, but considering what we would learn about him in the future, it certainly reads different now than originally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 18, 2006 Slayer, I thank you much for that contribution. I wasn't here for most of this comedy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2006 I miss the lil guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2006 Do we know if he's doin ok? He's on other, shittier, less awesome boards isn't he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 18, 2006 Man, even AndrewTS was bustin' out the burns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2006 Oh, the F5 days. Those were some good times. ... To read those threads, not hitting the F5 button. Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2006 Just for old times' sake: *Shitty Comeback* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted February 18, 2006 I gave this thread 50 F5's for old time's sake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2006 Man that F5III thread is sweet. Also Slayer's "permission to whoosh, sirs" lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Whoa the ICP got burned in the shelving thread too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Right near the end of my shift today, I saw a customer in line who was wearing a cast, and had a few slightly heavy items. I asked her if she would like some help with them, taking them out to her car. Being the genial, conversational person I am in person most of the time, I related to her the time I broke my wrist my Junior year in high school, and mentioned it happened about 7 years ago. She then related how she broke her wrist. I'm trying to remember exactly what she said, but it was something along the lines of "I went for 49 years, and slipped on some cooking oil, and broke my wrist in three places." When she said "49 years," I was almost in shock. She said she was 49 years old, and I definitely wasn't going to be crass enough to ask to see her ID, but she looked like she wasn't a day over 26, all over, and I mean, all over. I'm not really the kind of person who would just blatantly admit she was a MILF, but it was real damn difficult not to "show it." I had to forcibly distract myself, so I wouldn't think about it. She was probably used to getting hit on by much younger guys, and even commented that she's been carded quite a few times. Since I was at work, and on the clock, I tried to be as professional as I could. But, I think she noticed that I was unconsciously checking her out, even though I was trying not to. After I helped her load all the stuff into her vehicle, she turned to me, looked down for the slightest of moments, and said to me, "You have a nice day now.", and gave me one of those "womanly knowing" smiles. I've never seen a woman who claims to be that old, and looks that good. Once again, she literally looked like she was in her twenties, from every possible angle. I feel a little better, now that I've gotten that off my chest. That's right, one of CronoT's little quirks is that he's attracted to older women. Everyone's weird in their own way. This just happens to be mine. You know, we only give WP a hard time because this stuff isn't around anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Thank God his 'Professionalism' remained to the fore during this potentially disasterous encounter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 So whenever Crono sees a pretty woman, he gets a hard-on and has to 'forcibly distract' himself? Was he going through puberty? I'm sure he was gibbering like an idiot the entire time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Whoa the ICP got burned in the shelving thread too I can't wait to see your collection of ICP CDs. You think I'd waste my money on that shit? God Fucking Damnit. Even Crono dissed 'em. They don't deserve that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 I'll say, however, that if you get burned in a shelving thread, you don't really come off the worst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Those are some great threads that you dug up. Ha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 19, 2006 I want to believe he wasn't serious with his "view-spamming" shit. Human beings cannot be that stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Oh, come now. That kind of idiocy should be a given with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Usethesledgehammeruh getting on him for starting stupid threads may be funnier than Andrew doggin on him for dorkiness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Which Andrew? That whole game piracy thread is fucking pathetic. Who are these people that actually care about d/l music, stealing PPV's and playing burnt games? Where the fuck you people at? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Which Andrew? TS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 I miss the lil guy I think we should bring him back, just for old time sake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Which Andrew? That whole game piracy thread is fucking pathetic. Who are these people that actually care about d/l music, stealing PPV's and playing burnt games? Where the fuck you people at? It was the NINTENDO JUSTICE LEAGUE! Protecting the good people of Nintendo! THE REVOLUTION IS COMING!!! Caring that Nintendo was losing money on their 50 dollar classic collections? The flying fuck was that shit all about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 20, 2006 I vote to bring back Crono. Look how much HD sucks when we don't have him here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 HD operates in cycles, it seems. A couple of weeks ago it was pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 It's a woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Quality never takes a day off at forums.thesmartmarks.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 It's a woman. This is far more accurate than it has any right to be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Quality never takes a day off at forums.thesmartmarks.com No, but it sure does call in sick a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites