Czech, I'm tired of your fucking power trip.

[Guest Princess Leena]

The cart pushing line is undoubtedly #1.

[Slayer 0]

Since this has become the de facto Crono memorial bashing thread, I'll share my favorite Crono threads

 

The Origin of Crono vs. F5

Return Of The Son of Crono vs. F5

Crono vs. F5 III: This Time He's Pissed!

Crono vs. The Fanta Girls

Crono vs. Tack

Crono vs. The TSM Server

Crono vs. The Electoral College

Crono vs. Console Bootleggers

Crono vs. Shelf space

Crono Joins the PTC

A fucking moron posts a TSM "thread"

Crono vs. a MILF

 

The last one is different in that it isn't expressly a Crono bashing thread, but considering what we would learn about him in the future, it certainly reads different now than originally.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Slayer, I thank you much for that contribution.

 

I wasn't here for most of this comedy.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I miss the lil guy

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Do we know if he's doin ok? He's on other, shittier, less awesome boards isn't he?

[Guest Vitamin X]

Man, even AndrewTS was bustin' out the burns.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Oh, the F5 days. Those were some good times.

 

...

 

To read those threads, not hitting the F5 button. Yeah.

[Special K 0]

Just for old times' sake:

 

*Shitty Comeback*

[Guest]

I gave this thread 50 F5's for old time's sake.

[Carnival 0]

Man that F5III thread is sweet.

 

Also Slayer's "permission to whoosh, sirs" lol

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Whoa the ICP got burned in the shelving thread too

[Art Sandusky 0]

Right near the end of my shift today, I saw a customer in line who was wearing a cast, and had a few slightly heavy items. I asked her if she would like some help with them, taking them out to her car. Being the genial, conversational person I am in person most of the time, I related to her the time I broke my wrist my Junior year in high school, and mentioned it happened about 7 years ago.

 

She then related how she broke her wrist. I'm trying to remember exactly what she said, but it was something along the lines of "I went for 49 years, and slipped on some cooking oil, and broke my wrist in three places." When she said "49 years," I was almost in shock. She said she was 49 years old, and I definitely wasn't going to be crass enough to ask to see her ID, but she looked like she wasn't a day over 26, all over, and I mean, all over.

 

I'm not really the kind of person who would just blatantly admit she was a MILF, but it was real damn difficult not to "show it." I had to forcibly distract myself, so I wouldn't think about it. She was probably used to getting hit on by much younger guys, and even commented that she's been carded quite a few times. Since I was at work, and on the clock, I tried to be as professional as I could.

 

But, I think she noticed that I was unconsciously checking her out, even though I was trying not to. After I helped her load all the stuff into her vehicle, she turned to me, looked down for the slightest of moments, and said to me, "You have a nice day now.", and gave me one of those "womanly knowing" smiles.

 

I've never seen a woman who claims to be that old, and looks that good. Once again, she literally looked like she was in her twenties, from every possible angle. I feel a little better, now that I've gotten that off my chest. That's right, one of CronoT's little quirks is that he's attracted to older women. Everyone's weird in their own way. This just happens to be mine.

 

You know, we only give WP a hard time because this stuff isn't around anymore.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Thank God his 'Professionalism' remained to the fore during this potentially disasterous encounter.

[Special K 0]

So whenever Crono sees a pretty woman, he gets a hard-on and has to 'forcibly distract' himself? Was he going through puberty? I'm sure he was gibbering like an idiot the entire time.

[Carnival 0]

Whoa the ICP got burned in the shelving thread too

I can't wait to see your collection of ICP CDs.

You think I'd waste my money on that shit?

God Fucking Damnit. Even Crono dissed 'em. They don't deserve that.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I'll say, however, that if you get burned in a shelving thread, you don't really come off the worst.

[Mik 0]

Those are some great threads that you dug up. Ha.

[Guest Princess Leena]

I want to believe he wasn't serious with his "view-spamming" shit. Human beings cannot be that stupid.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Oh, come now. That kind of idiocy should be a given with him.

[Black Lushus 0]

Usethesledgehammeruh getting on him for starting stupid threads may be funnier than Andrew doggin on him for dorkiness.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Which Andrew?

 

That whole game piracy thread is fucking pathetic. Who are these people that actually care about d/l music, stealing PPV's and playing burnt games? Where the fuck you people at?

[Black Lushus 0]

Which Andrew?

 

TS

[Red Baron 0]

I miss the lil guy

 

I think we should bring him back, just for old time sake.

[2GOLD 0]

Which Andrew?

 

That whole game piracy thread is fucking pathetic. Who are these people that actually care about d/l music, stealing PPV's and playing burnt games? Where the fuck you people at?

 

It was the NINTENDO JUSTICE LEAGUE! Protecting the good people of Nintendo!

THE REVOLUTION IS COMING!!!

 

Caring that Nintendo was losing money on their 50 dollar classic collections? The flying fuck was that shit all about?

[Guest Princess Leena]

I vote to bring back Crono.

 

Look how much HD sucks when we don't have him here.

[Art Sandusky 0]

HD operates in cycles, it seems. A couple of weeks ago it was pretty good.

[Nighthawk 0]

It's a woman.

[Slayer 0]

Quality never takes a day off at forums.thesmartmarks.com

[Art Sandusky 0]

It's a woman.

This is far more accurate than it has any right to be.

[2GOLD 0]

Quality never takes a day off at forums.thesmartmarks.com

 

No, but it sure does call in sick a lot.