cynicalprofit Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 So at 1230 am or so, my local police department busted into my place of residence and used their magical search warrant. They were after alleged stolen furniture. They didn't find any because, well, ya know, THERE WASN'T ANY FUCKING THERE! One of my roomies was being set up by a friend of his. Well ex friend now. What they did find was lots of pot and "bongs". When they left, there was no pot, but all the "bongs" remain and my one roomie went to jail for lying about who he was. Dumb fuck. I hope y'all have a nice day. I have to go to work where I sell "bongs", porno, and get paid to meet porn stars. We're getting that Auruoa Snow girl in like a month. So I hope the rest of my day turns out a tad better and I hope yours does too. Sincerely, The glad to be free -CP- (Would a mod fix the spelling in the topic title please. Thank you.)
Guest BrokenWings Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 You want a medal? Can I have it if he doesn't want it?
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 Why do you put quotation marks around the word bongs? It's like a health teacher talking.
geniusMoment Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 Why do you put quotation marks around the word bongs? It's like a health teacher talking. Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.
Guest StylesMark Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 Damn... And here I was hoping some of the posters would be getting fucked in their ass today.
JST Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 Why do you put quotation marks around the word bongs? It's like a health teacher talking. Maybe he IS a teacher.
Guest news_gimmick Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 So how did the rest of the day go...
Guest StylesMark Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 So how did the rest of the day go... Fine, until you cam along. Fatty.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 I don't like this StylesMark. At least in my People Who Hate Me Rogue's Gallery (VX and Lushus), they're kinda funny.
Guest news_gimmick Posted May 13, 2005 Report Posted May 13, 2005 So how did the rest of the day go... Fine, until you cam along. Fatty. Touching. Now lets let cynicalprofit answer my question. Prick.
Guest StylesMark Posted May 13, 2005 Report Posted May 13, 2005 I'm sorry and I shouldn't make fun of you anymore. You've got enough going against you in life.
cynicalprofit Posted May 13, 2005 Author Report Posted May 13, 2005 The rest of the day was tiring cause I got no sleep. I used the quotes because legally, no one sells bongs. Bongs are illegal to sell. Water pipes are legal. As for where I work....I'm not telling. But know, you're job is no where as cool as mine. Unless you work with porno, pipes, and sex toys all day long. And get paid in the double digits to do it.
Carnival Posted May 13, 2005 Report Posted May 13, 2005 I don't like this StylesMark. Agreed. That pic of his dad's ass in his avatar grosses me out.
Black Lushus Posted May 13, 2005 Report Posted May 13, 2005 I don't like this StylesMark. At least in my People Who Hate Me Rogue's Gallery (VX and Lushus), they're kinda funny. I don't HATE you, I just question your preferences and references sometimes...
nl5xsk1 Posted May 13, 2005 Report Posted May 13, 2005 The rest of the day was tiring cause I got no sleep. I used the quotes because legally, no one sells bongs. Bongs are illegal to sell. Water pipes are legal. As for where I work....I'm not telling. But know, you're job is no where as cool as mine. Unless you work with porno, pipes, and sex toys all day long. And get paid in the double digits to do it. How long have porno stores been selling good paraphenelia? I was killing time because my friend's flight was delayed, so I had an extra hour before picking her up at the airport ... what better way to kill time then wandering around the porno store? And what did I find, but a whole display of good glass. And not just cheesy shit, but chillums and sidecars and whatnot.
Black Lushus Posted May 13, 2005 Report Posted May 13, 2005 shit, every shop around here has entire sections dedicated to bongs, pipes and incense (did i spell that right?)...
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted May 13, 2005 Report Posted May 13, 2005 It's funny when people take what CynicalProfit says seriously.
Guest StylesMark Posted May 14, 2005 Report Posted May 14, 2005 I don't like this StylesMark. Agreed. That pic of his dad's ass in his avatar grosses me out. Haha...huh... You'll probably never even see an ass like that, much less fuck it, without the exchange of money.
The Ill One Posted May 14, 2005 Report Posted May 14, 2005 He works at beaverbong.com Actually probably not but it's the only website I've ever read of that combines toking and porno.
Carnival Posted May 14, 2005 Report Posted May 14, 2005 I don't like this StylesMark. Agreed. That pic of his dad's ass in his avatar grosses me out. Haha...huh... You'll probably never even see an ass like that, much less fuck it, without the exchange of money. I would never pay money for man ass. dude i'm just kidding, there was nothing wrong with it.
Guest StylesMark Posted May 14, 2005 Report Posted May 14, 2005 I don't like this StylesMark. Agreed. That pic of his dad's ass in his avatar grosses me out. Haha...huh... You'll probably never even see an ass like that, much less fuck it, without the exchange of money. I would never pay money for man ass. dude i'm just kidding, there was nothing wrong with it. I know.
cynicalprofit Posted May 15, 2005 Author Report Posted May 15, 2005 It's funny when people take what CynicalProfit says seriously. It's funny that you added caps to my name...
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