Storm comments

[Toxxic 0]

Hey look! I don't have a match, I don't write for the match I'm guest commentator on and I STILL pop up a couple of times in the show and cause a title change! Are you all heartily sick of me yet?

 

In other news, it looks like Megan is pregnant (meaning Landon is officially drafted into the writing crew for 'Hollyoaks'), Landon's coming after me again (which is damn good news), IL wins ANOTHER title without actually writing the winning match (I know he won the hardcore rematch himself, but not the first time he got the belt) and Jay Hawke finally puts a stop to BuckDrea's unbeaten streak. Which is a shame in a way, but shows how far he's come.

 

...of wait. You weren't joking when you said you were heartily sick of me. Oh well...

 

 

p.s. Landon is the best writer of comedy dialogue in this fed at the moment. No question.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

Hawke's match had me rolling. Read it.

[The Ill One 0]

It's like the reverse Stryke effect...

 

But in all seriousness- Hawke's match was great (damn boy you two put over Hot Damn!), Megan's going to have a baby, Spike trumps Mak with a great ending, and a great match from Wildchild.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

I LOSTED! DAMN YOUZ, JAY HAWKE! I SHALL RIP OUT YOUR LIVER AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!

 

I mean, damn, lost. Oh well.

 

So, time to comment on stuff that happened:

 

Anyone else notice Bobby run in to comment during the tag match? Crazy Riley.

 

Um, that's really all. I read the first match, thought it was good, but I basically scrolled to see who won (Congrats Luchy, even if you didn't write it), and then got angerful to see I lost. But, like, meh and stuff.

 

I'll read the rest later (No, I probably won't)

[Ace309 0]

In the interest of consistency, I reserve judgment on Pregnant Megan but assume it will suck.

 

Thank you. That is all.

[Cuban Linx 0]

It can't be any worse than Ash's pregnant girlfriend at least, though i don't think that's even possible. Man Ash sucked.

[King Cucaracha 0]

In other news, it looks like Megan is pregnant (meaning Landon is officially drafted into the writing crew for 'Hollyoaks'

That show sucks. And besides, my booking is far too unpredictable to work for Hollyoaks.

[Toxxic 0]

I never said it didn't suck. I hate the damn thing, but my girlfriend watches it. And Enders. And Corrie. And Neighbours. And Home & Away. If I ever find her watching Emmerdale then fuck the house, pets and mortgage, I'm out of here.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Nothing wrong with Neighbours. Nothing at all.

[Ace309 0]

Yeah, I'm just gun-shy about pregnancy angles.

 

I'd also suggest everyone read Mak's match. It's anglelicious.

[JHawk 0]

I never said it didn't suck. I hate the damn thing, but my girlfriend watches it. And Enders. And Corrie. And Neighbours. And Home & Away. If I ever find her watching Emmerdale then fuck the house, pets and mortgage, I'm out of here.

 

Enders as in Eastenders? You mean that shitty show is *still* on over there?

[King Cucaracha 0]

Yup.

 

And shitty as ever.

[Zack Malibu 0]

You just HAD to get an in-joke about my favorite movie in that segment, didn't you?

[King Cucaracha 0]

Hey, imagine how many OAOASTers would have been disappointed if I didn't. Gotta keep the masses happy.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I swear, if I ever hit the lotto, I'm flying you all in and screening it for you, just to show you it's not as bad as you'd think.

 

Plus, Kelly's hot.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

It's really not that bad. I always find myself smiling watching it.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Plus, the nerd gets some in the end.

[Zack Malibu 0]

And that other kid hooks up with the cop.

 

Kelly's blonde Southern bitch friend got on my nerves though.