Guest clockworkraven Posted October 7, 2005 Report Posted October 7, 2005 ...but my cat thought it was so cool that for a while there I could purr just like her. You can't beat that.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 8, 2005 Report Posted October 8, 2005 There's this woman at work and I want to hold her head underwater.
Slayer Posted October 8, 2005 Report Posted October 8, 2005 It's amusing when people try to be gimmicky* *Not really amusing
Star Ocean 3 Posted October 8, 2005 Author Report Posted October 8, 2005 Grandad It was me who left the gas on. RIP *and i'm not into this tsm community lingo with "gimmicks" and such. i'm just posting confessions i like. don't be a bummer buzzkill party pooper, dude.
Guest Fishyswa Posted October 8, 2005 Report Posted October 8, 2005 I feel so much taller. 5 more pages worth plz.
PLAGIARISM! Posted October 8, 2005 Report Posted October 8, 2005 I wear interesting clothes because I'm not very attractive.
Star Ocean 3 Posted October 9, 2005 Author Report Posted October 9, 2005 I am a girl that has an extremely large clitoris. it takes 3 guys at once to fit and please me. I can't handle it. Most guys dont want their penises touching anotther guys. So most of the time i just use my guitar.
CanadianGuitarist Posted October 9, 2005 Report Posted October 9, 2005 at school there's this kid who is the head nerd in a group of nerds who do nothing but sit in a circle at lunch and talk about video games. i'm a cheerleader, so it is my duty to make fun of him. i get really mean and vicious, and one time i think i made him cry, but he left to go to the bathroom before anyone could see him do so. i have big boobs and he has a crush on me. what he doesn't know is that i secretly love video games, and i secretly love him. sometimes after i pick on him and humiliate him, i go to the bathroom to masturbate. i want him to play video games in my room naked. i want him to yell hadoken when he fucks me hard. i want him to fist my asshole like e. honda. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *gets hard Mostly for the E. Honda reference
BruiserKC Posted October 9, 2005 Report Posted October 9, 2005 at school there's this kid who is the head nerd in a group of nerds who do nothing but sit in a circle at lunch and talk about video games. i'm a cheerleader, so it is my duty to make fun of him. i get really mean and vicious, and one time i think i made him cry, but he left to go to the bathroom before anyone could see him do so. i have big boobs and he has a crush on me. what he doesn't know is that i secretly love video games, and i secretly love him. sometimes after i pick on him and humiliate him, i go to the bathroom to masturbate. i want him to play video games in my room naked. i want him to yell hadoken when he fucks me hard. i want him to fist my asshole like e. honda. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *gets hard Mostly for the E. Honda reference <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They're hatin' on Blanka, damn it!
Star Ocean 3 Posted October 10, 2005 Author Report Posted October 10, 2005 I managed to crash Linux, and it felt so good doing it.
PLAGIARISM! Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 I skip my way through seminars without doing work due to my whimsy.
Nighthawk Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Whimsy = being drunk. I say that because I care about you. Really.
PLAGIARISM! Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Thanks. It's my natural effervescene though, honest. I've never been to a class drunk, come to think of it.
Skywarp! Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 We need Abobo to smash this thread in all caps. It's really the only logical conclusion.
Star Ocean 3 Posted October 12, 2005 Author Report Posted October 12, 2005 The last time I had sex with you, I was so overwhelmed with revulsion at the slightest touch of your hand or the brush of your skinny penis against my thigh. And now you're coming to visit me, and I'm considering getting back together with you because now, after a year, you've gotten pretty rich and have been sending me presents.
Star Ocean 3 Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Posted October 14, 2005 I had a revelation- human behavior could be predicted with a complex enough mathematical formula. Emotional states are highly contagious and fluid, and when you introduce new variables into the equation, society- which can be thought of as the sum of all the slightly different personanlities out there acting with one another- is basically the immature and sometimes irrational collective unconsciousness, can change just like that. I can change the equation- every little bit counts
Star Ocean 3 Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Posted October 14, 2005 I accidentally gave my one-year-old nephew watered down vodka thinking it was water with ice in it.
SteakGrowsOnUecker Posted October 14, 2005 Report Posted October 14, 2005 thats made me more thirsty then i am currently
Matt Young Posted October 14, 2005 Report Posted October 14, 2005 I'm a hopeless romantic who often cries (not outright bawling, but shedding a few tears) at the end of movies (*cough* chick flicks *cough*) or TV shows with sweet, romantic endings or when a character loses a loved one.
SteakGrowsOnUecker Posted October 14, 2005 Report Posted October 14, 2005 basically you are a fag. get the fuck out of here.
Matt Young Posted October 14, 2005 Report Posted October 14, 2005 Haha. Who didn't see that response coming.
SteakGrowsOnUecker Posted October 14, 2005 Report Posted October 14, 2005 Haha. Who didn't see that response coming. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY i hated married with children. thus i hate you. faggot
Sideburnious Posted October 14, 2005 Report Posted October 14, 2005 i hated married with children. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> blasphemy
Star Ocean 3 Posted October 17, 2005 Author Report Posted October 17, 2005 i donated a ton of money to the tsunami victims today, then later i bought a large amount of coke almost doubling the amount i donated. i feel pretty low.
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