let it all out

[Guest clockworkraven]

...but my cat thought it was so cool that for a while there I could purr just like her.

 

You can't beat that.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

There's this woman at work and I want to hold her head underwater.

[Slayer 0]

It's amusing when people try to be gimmicky*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Not really amusing

[Star Ocean 3 0]

Grandad It was me who left the gas on. RIP

 

 

*and i'm not into this tsm community lingo with "gimmicks" and such. i'm just posting confessions i like. don't be a bummer buzzkill party pooper, dude.

[Guest Fishyswa]

I feel so much taller.

 

5 more pages worth plz.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I wear interesting clothes because I'm not very attractive.

[Star Ocean 3 0]

I am a girl that has an extremely large clitoris. it takes 3 guys at once to fit and please me. I can't handle it. Most guys dont want their penises touching anotther guys. So most of the time i just use my guitar.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

You so CRAAAAAZY.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

at school there's this kid who is the head nerd in a group of nerds who do nothing but sit in a circle at lunch and talk about video games. i'm a cheerleader, so it is my duty to make fun of him.

i get really mean and vicious, and one time i think i made him cry, but he left to go to the bathroom before anyone could see him do so. i have big boobs and he has a crush on me. what he doesn't know is that i secretly love video games, and i secretly love him. sometimes after i pick on him and humiliate him, i go to the bathroom to masturbate. i want him to play video games in my room naked. i want him to yell hadoken when he fucks me hard. i want him to fist my asshole like e. honda.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

*gets hard

 

Mostly for the E. Honda reference

[BruiserKC 0]

at school there's this kid who is the head nerd in a group of nerds who do nothing but sit in a circle at lunch and talk about video games. i'm a cheerleader, so it is my duty to make fun of him.

i get really mean and vicious, and one time i think i made him cry, but he left to go to the bathroom before anyone could see him do so. i have big boobs and he has a crush on me. what he doesn't know is that i secretly love video games, and i secretly love him. sometimes after i pick on him and humiliate him, i go to the bathroom to masturbate. i want him to play video games in my room naked. i want him to yell hadoken when he fucks me hard. i want him to fist my asshole like e. honda.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

*gets hard

 

Mostly for the E. Honda reference

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

They're hatin' on Blanka, damn it!

[Star Ocean 3 0]

I managed to crash Linux, and it felt so good doing it.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I skip my way through seminars without doing work due to my whimsy.

[Nighthawk 0]

Whimsy = being drunk.

 

I say that because I care about you. Really.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Really?

[Nighthawk 0]

Really.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Thanks. It's my natural effervescene though, honest. I've never been to a class drunk, come to think of it.

[Skywarp! 0]

We need Abobo to smash this thread in all caps. It's really the only logical conclusion.

[Star Ocean 3 0]

The last time I had sex with you, I was so overwhelmed with revulsion at the slightest touch of your hand or the brush of your skinny penis against my thigh. And now you're coming to visit me, and I'm considering getting back together with you because now, after a year, you've gotten pretty rich and have been sending me presents.

[Guest The King]

[SteakGrowsOnUecker 0]

[Star Ocean 3 0]

I had a revelation- human behavior could be predicted with a complex enough mathematical formula. Emotional states are highly contagious and fluid, and when you introduce new variables into the equation, society- which can be thought of as the sum of all the slightly different personanlities out there acting with one another- is basically the immature and sometimes irrational collective unconsciousness, can change just like that. I can change the equation- every little bit counts

[SteakGrowsOnUecker 0]

no shit

[Star Ocean 3 0]

I accidentally gave my one-year-old nephew watered down vodka thinking it was water with ice in it.

[SteakGrowsOnUecker 0]

thats made me more thirsty then i am currently

[Matt Young 0]

I'm a hopeless romantic who often cries (not outright bawling, but shedding a few tears) at the end of movies (*cough* chick flicks *cough*) or TV shows with sweet, romantic endings or when a character loses a loved one.

[SteakGrowsOnUecker 0]

basically you are a fag. get the fuck out of here.

[Matt Young 0]

Haha. Who didn't see that response coming.

[SteakGrowsOnUecker 0]

Haha.  Who didn't see that response coming.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

HAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY

 

 

i hated married with children. thus i hate you. faggot

[Sideburnious 0]

i hated married with children.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

blasphemy

[Star Ocean 3 0]

i donated a ton of money to the tsunami victims today, then later i bought a large amount of coke almost doubling the amount i donated. i feel pretty low.