Addy 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2005 What's up with this strange e-mail I got in my Gmail account today? Hey, Long time no see! How's things with you? I'm still in Europe, spent last night in a horrible hotel in Germany. Olga (the girl who's showing me round) got really drunk and started licking me. Crazy! I hope I attached a photo to show you how impressed I looked! Anyway, there was another reason I e-mailled you. I've had a lot of time to think while I've been out here, about where I am in life, and the way things are going and stuff… I really miss you. It sounds silly, but I've just had such a bad time out here without you. I know you see us as just friends, and I feel so silly saying this to you, but I really love you. I don't want to sound stupid or anything, but I've been saying those words to myself over and over, trying to come up with the best way to let you know. I'm not home for another two months, and it's killing me not knowing your answer. Please, please let me know how you feel. Love, Holly x Here's the attatched picture: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2005 What is your email addy, Addy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Addy 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2005 [email protected] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 The chick on the right is hot. Hopefully that is Holly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Addy 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 I e-mailed her back saying i've felt the same way for a long time. I also tried to get more photos from her, but it didn't work. Anyway, here's the reply she sent: Hi, You don't know how great this makes me feel. You're the absolute best! I've decided that since your e-mail, I can't be apart from you any longer. I'm going to the airport in Berlin in a minute, and I'm waiting for the next flight back. I'll phone you when I'm home - hopefully tomorrow. We have a lot to talk about! Love, Holly x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 It's on NOW!! Go addy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 are you freaking serious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 This reminds me of Fraiser, where he gets a phone call from someone, who he meets at the airport. Also of Friends, the infamous 'bob' episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Addy 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 I didn't know how to reply, so I asked on another forum and eventually decided on this: Holly, I'm out on holiday for the next few days, maybe longer, and I won't be home to take your call I've been thinking a lot about you lately too since your e-mail and I'm getting excited to see you again. Maybe we could go out for a night, grab something to eat, and just talk. I miss that. Anyway, it's been a while since I've seen you last and could really use a few more pictures, just to see your beautiful face, maybe a bit more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 are you just trying to get pics outta this bitch, or do you really like her, i'm confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Addy 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 I have no idea who she is. She's just some random person that's been e-mailing me. She thinks she's e-mailing an old friend, but she's obviously got the wrong e-mail address. I'm just playing along. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 Now this I'd like to see play out a little longer. Could this be the next Classic Thread? Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 This is going to get very interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 This is fucking awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 I had no clue you didn't know her. Holy shit. I didn't know what you meant by "strange email". Ok then try to get pics out of her, and give her you real phone # as a "new #". Ask her to meet you in a dark alley, then rape and murder her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
death_by_burrito 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 This is awesome. I hope the rest plays out great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 sounds like those porn bots you run into on Yahoo...some of those are pretty damn tricky to spot out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BrokenWings Report post Posted June 16, 2005 Why don't I get any e-mails like this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Addy 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 Whilst i'm waiting for a response from 'Holly', I thought i'd share some more weirdness from my Gmail. These were sent to me in April: <[email protected]> To the cool people, Hotel party this upcoming weekend Fri to Sun, 4/15-4/17. Booked an large executive suite a little off the strip at the Marriott, room closest I could get to the jacuzzi. I'm bringing good drinks (Goose, Pucker, Malibu) and music. We're going to preparty at the hotel, hit the tables and nightclubs (studio 54), then come back and sleep a little before sunrise. Taking off Friday afternoon and returning Sunday afternoon. Feel friend to bring a friend. Let me know if you're interested so I can arrange rides. Sincerely, David An UCSD Graduate School of International Relations Cell: (858) 336-3669 I send no reply and a few days later, this arrives: In Addition, for those riding with me --- Do not overpack. We will have 5 peeps in the car and will need room for everyone's luggage. So, please remember to think about everyone else who is riding up..... wear something comfortable for the ride up. TTYL Then this: Here is the place, Residence Inn Las Vegas South 5875 Industrial Road Las Vegas, Nevada 89118 USA Phone: 1-702-795-7378 Fax: 1-702-795-3288 Sincerely, David An I should've just turned up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Addy 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 Lastly, someone sent me their wedding pictures (my name is even in the web address): Subject: wedding pics i done two versions one's here... http://rhymneyvale.co.uk/mari/adam/webbwedding_html/ and the other's here... http://rhymneyvale.co.uk/mari/adam/webbwedding_flash/ if you've got any questions ask me, i'm sitting right next to your Sitting right next to my what? The suspense is killing me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 Damn it, Addy. You should have told me about that hotel party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2005 who's wedding. hers and this other adam's? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 Look on the bright side..the real Adam Walker probably hasn't heard from "Holly" for so long that he's off banging some other chick. When she comes home and finds this out..you can bet she'll be mad and send a pissed off email, which then you can respond that you're sorry and you (the real Adam Walker) want to meet her somewhere. When the meeting happens, the real Adam Walker doesn't show but you do.. The only thing is, when she finds out (Im assuming) that your name is Adam Walker as well, she can put 2 and 2 together and figure out what has happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 You know that you've doomed the relationship to failure by allowing such things to be viewed by TSM'ers, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 Oh no, Swimfan really does exist... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 The chick on the right is hot. Hopefully that is Holly. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm pretty sure that's Olga since Holly said she's the one being licked. I also want to see how this plays out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 I think I'm going to start using my real name as my email address from now on and see if I get anything interesting like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted June 17, 2005 This suddenly makes me wonder if some bastard with an awesome name is getting email meant for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 RawMVP... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 it's all a work... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
