Addy Posted June 15, 2005 Report Posted June 15, 2005 What's up with this strange e-mail I got in my Gmail account today? Hey, Long time no see! How's things with you? I'm still in Europe, spent last night in a horrible hotel in Germany. Olga (the girl who's showing me round) got really drunk and started licking me. Crazy! I hope I attached a photo to show you how impressed I looked! Anyway, there was another reason I e-mailled you. I've had a lot of time to think while I've been out here, about where I am in life, and the way things are going and stuff… I really miss you. It sounds silly, but I've just had such a bad time out here without you. I know you see us as just friends, and I feel so silly saying this to you, but I really love you. I don't want to sound stupid or anything, but I've been saying those words to myself over and over, trying to come up with the best way to let you know. I'm not home for another two months, and it's killing me not knowing your answer. Please, please let me know how you feel. Love, Holly x Here's the attatched picture:
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 16, 2005 Report Posted June 16, 2005 The chick on the right is hot. Hopefully that is Holly.
Addy Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Posted June 16, 2005 I e-mailed her back saying i've felt the same way for a long time. I also tried to get more photos from her, but it didn't work. Anyway, here's the reply she sent: Hi, You don't know how great this makes me feel. You're the absolute best! I've decided that since your e-mail, I can't be apart from you any longer. I'm going to the airport in Berlin in a minute, and I'm waiting for the next flight back. I'll phone you when I'm home - hopefully tomorrow. We have a lot to talk about! Love, Holly x
TheFranchise Posted June 16, 2005 Report Posted June 16, 2005 This reminds me of Fraiser, where he gets a phone call from someone, who he meets at the airport. Also of Friends, the infamous 'bob' episode.
Addy Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Posted June 16, 2005 I didn't know how to reply, so I asked on another forum and eventually decided on this: Holly, I'm out on holiday for the next few days, maybe longer, and I won't be home to take your call I've been thinking a lot about you lately too since your e-mail and I'm getting excited to see you again. Maybe we could go out for a night, grab something to eat, and just talk. I miss that. Anyway, it's been a while since I've seen you last and could really use a few more pictures, just to see your beautiful face, maybe a bit more.
Carnival Posted June 16, 2005 Report Posted June 16, 2005 are you just trying to get pics outta this bitch, or do you really like her, i'm confused.
Addy Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Posted June 16, 2005 I have no idea who she is. She's just some random person that's been e-mailing me. She thinks she's e-mailing an old friend, but she's obviously got the wrong e-mail address. I'm just playing along.
The Dames Posted June 16, 2005 Report Posted June 16, 2005 Now this I'd like to see play out a little longer. Could this be the next Classic Thread? Dames
Carnival Posted June 16, 2005 Report Posted June 16, 2005 I had no clue you didn't know her. Holy shit. I didn't know what you meant by "strange email". Ok then try to get pics out of her, and give her you real phone # as a "new #". Ask her to meet you in a dark alley, then rape and murder her.
death_by_burrito Posted June 16, 2005 Report Posted June 16, 2005 This is awesome. I hope the rest plays out great.
Black Lushus Posted June 16, 2005 Report Posted June 16, 2005 sounds like those porn bots you run into on Yahoo...some of those are pretty damn tricky to spot out...
Guest BrokenWings Posted June 16, 2005 Report Posted June 16, 2005 Why don't I get any e-mails like this?
Addy Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Posted June 16, 2005 Whilst i'm waiting for a response from 'Holly', I thought i'd share some more weirdness from my Gmail. These were sent to me in April: <[email protected]> To the cool people, Hotel party this upcoming weekend Fri to Sun, 4/15-4/17. Booked an large executive suite a little off the strip at the Marriott, room closest I could get to the jacuzzi. I'm bringing good drinks (Goose, Pucker, Malibu) and music. We're going to preparty at the hotel, hit the tables and nightclubs (studio 54), then come back and sleep a little before sunrise. Taking off Friday afternoon and returning Sunday afternoon. Feel friend to bring a friend. Let me know if you're interested so I can arrange rides. Sincerely, David An UCSD Graduate School of International Relations Cell: (858) 336-3669 I send no reply and a few days later, this arrives: In Addition, for those riding with me --- Do not overpack. We will have 5 peeps in the car and will need room for everyone's luggage. So, please remember to think about everyone else who is riding up..... wear something comfortable for the ride up. TTYL Then this: Here is the place, Residence Inn Las Vegas South 5875 Industrial Road Las Vegas, Nevada 89118 USA Phone: 1-702-795-7378 Fax: 1-702-795-3288 Sincerely, David An I should've just turned up
Addy Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Posted June 16, 2005 Lastly, someone sent me their wedding pictures (my name is even in the web address): Subject: wedding pics i done two versions one's here... http://rhymneyvale.co.uk/mari/adam/webbwedding_html/ and the other's here... http://rhymneyvale.co.uk/mari/adam/webbwedding_flash/ if you've got any questions ask me, i'm sitting right next to your Sitting right next to my what? The suspense is killing me!
Lil' Bitch Posted June 16, 2005 Report Posted June 16, 2005 Damn it, Addy. You should have told me about that hotel party.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 17, 2005 Report Posted June 17, 2005 Look on the bright side..the real Adam Walker probably hasn't heard from "Holly" for so long that he's off banging some other chick. When she comes home and finds this out..you can bet she'll be mad and send a pissed off email, which then you can respond that you're sorry and you (the real Adam Walker) want to meet her somewhere. When the meeting happens, the real Adam Walker doesn't show but you do.. The only thing is, when she finds out (Im assuming) that your name is Adam Walker as well, she can put 2 and 2 together and figure out what has happened.
Lord of The Curry Posted June 17, 2005 Report Posted June 17, 2005 You know that you've doomed the relationship to failure by allowing such things to be viewed by TSM'ers, right?
JHawk Posted June 17, 2005 Report Posted June 17, 2005 The chick on the right is hot. Hopefully that is Holly. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm pretty sure that's Olga since Holly said she's the one being licked. I also want to see how this plays out.
tekcop Posted June 17, 2005 Report Posted June 17, 2005 I think I'm going to start using my real name as my email address from now on and see if I get anything interesting like this.
Guest Fook Posted June 17, 2005 Report Posted June 17, 2005 This suddenly makes me wonder if some bastard with an awesome name is getting email meant for me.
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