Ripper punches people

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Man, fuck fighting. That shit's for kids or morons. If anyone's dumb enough to start some bad noise with me that turns violent, they're getting shot full of holes or gutted, depending on which is in my pocket/under my seat.

 

Jam a knife hilt deep in someone's face or empty a clip. THAT's the way to prevent an asskicking from a pack of dumbfucks. Or mace them and kick 'em like dogs.

[Rendclaw 0]

Major props to you, Rip.

 

We are all going to hell if we have kids sucker punching people just so their dumbshit friends can tape it. They deserved everything they got.

[Ravenbomb 0]

that's fucking awesome

[Guest Angora Jellyfish]

You were rushed by three attackers and dropped them all? With 1 strike to each, in sequential order? Sure. What action movie inspired you to make this post?

 

Unless you were fighting 5 year olds I call bullshit.

[tekcop 0]

Meh, it's Ripper. I can't see him bothering to make this all up.

[Ripper 0]

You were rushed by three attackers and dropped them all?  With 1 strike to each, in sequential order?  Sure.  What action movie inspired you to make this post?

 

Unless you were fighting 5 year olds I call bullshit.

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I would be happy to kick you in the face with Timberlands to prove that its pretty hard to get up from if it will help. And the story clearly states that two large redneckians took out one of the guys.

 

Ripper - wasn't actually going to reply, but wanted to use the word "redneckian" today and couldn't fit it in anywhere else.

[MrRant 0]

But... it's not a word.

 

And besides we all know what happens when black people make up words. We get things like "bling".

[Ripper 0]

And besides we all know what happens when black people make up words.

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White people use them way to much then claim that all black people do.

 

Ripper - still sees white people saying "word to ya mutha" to try and be "hip".

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Also, Angora, it's pretty obvious that these 3 were TEENAGERS. Teenagers tend to suck at fighting and be big pussies.

[MrRant 0]

And besides we all know what happens when black people make up words.

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White people use them way to much then claim that all black people do.

 

Ripper - still sees white people saying "word to ya mutha" to try and be "hip".

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Well for one, if a white person were to say that it would be more like "Word to your mother."

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

"Word to your mother" is a black term, no doubt. It's not like they would say "Word to your father..."

[Ripper 0]

Rant is posting right now. He will some how fuck up the awsomenisity of of KKK last post by trying to follow up.

[MrRant 0]

I was reading. You just messed up the post now my nigga.

[nl5xsk1 0]

You were rushed by three attackers and dropped them all?  With 1 strike to each, in sequential order?  Sure.  What action movie inspired you to make this post?

 

Unless you were fighting 5 year olds I call bullshit.

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Why would Ripper be a normal, non-jackass poster here for 3+ years and then all of a sudden make up a story? If he had a history of bullshit, which isn't all that uncommon for some people here, then I could see calling him out on it. But Ripper's never pulled shenanigans like that before.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Maybe he was just lying in wait...

[MrRant 0]

Which is typical of small insecure black men...

[Guest Angora Jellyfish]

While I didn't get him as good as I would have liked, he was a pussy cause he went down pretty hard.

 

I'll assume for 5 seconds that this part could happen, since you claimed to be watching for it.

 

I ended up hitting him in the fucking tooth and he had braces so while it did split him open it completely fucked up my hand and all it did was make him stagger back holding his mouth.

 

We run into our first bonafide lie of the story, which sees the villain take a punch and retaliate viciously by standing in place. Unless this is Tekken, and you're playing versus mode with one controller lying on the floor, people don't behave like punching bags.

 

but I just put up my knee

 

The bullshit detector explodes in a flash of light at the mention of another human being running directly into your knee. I'm sorry I mentioned Tekken earlier, you obviously are of Sagat's discipline from SFII.

 

- The first kid is apparently rubbing his nipples and speaking in tongues because you hit him so hard.

- The second kid is just standing there letting you kick his friend.

 

In summary we've got 2 KO's, and a guy cartoonishly staggering like he sees birdies. Goddamn you're a shitty liar.

 

I am going to press charges, but they didn't find the video camera kid. I wish he had jumped in because honestly, I would've took the video camera and not mention it.

 

Funny how you're trying to portray a rogue who is so gulley he will gank ya foe yo camcordah, and then talk about pressing charges in the same sentence. Make up your mind. In every fight I've been in, and every one I've witnessed, I've only seen things close to this nonsense in Kung Fu movies. If this was the SA forums I would have just voted it a 1/5 and not said anything, but it's not so I had to speak up about it being shit as a societal responsibility.

 

Exposed. Thread over. Mods have my permission to delete it.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Uhhh...dude. I've been punched in the head from somebody twice my size and just stood there laughing. It's really not too unbelievable for somebody to just stagger back holding their mouth, especially A FUCKING PUSSY-ASS TEENAGER, when they get hit in the face from somebody as small as Ripper.

 

The holes your finding in his story are just you wanting to not believe that a small black man could beat up 2 white teens bigger than him. Shut the shit up.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Another reason I believe this -- I'm sure those idiots haven't dealt with one of their targets fighting back like this. They probably didn't know what to do...

[tekcop 0]

Well, you're definitely going to be around long.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Another reason I believe this -- I'm sure those idiots haven't dealt with one of their targets fighting back like this. They probably didn't know what to do...

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As shocking as it seems, I agree with you, kkk ... methinks that the type of idiots that would do something like this are the type of idiots that haven't really thrown or taken a punch before. As soon as Ripper did ANYTHING they probably became like keystone cops, stumbling and bumbling around.

[Black Lushus 0]

Proof that he's never been in a fight himself...

 

EDIT: "he" being this Jellyfish character...

[Ripper 0]

obviously not since he thinks the fight went down like a kung fu movie. The whole thing was 10-15 seconds tops dude. this wasn't hollywood.

[Slayer 0]

If it was Hollywood, Ripper would be doomed because the blacks always die first

[muzz 0]

Serves them right.

 

I might have missed it, but how old are you, and how old do you think they were? That kid with the braces must have looked hardcore.

[Ripper 0]

Well, I am damn near 26, and I know for certain one of them was 16 (the one named Brendan...which I got a kick out of because a kid named BRENDAN was trying to sucker punch me) so I am guessing they were all around the 16-17 range. And the fat braces kid looked like someone. i just can't place it but he definately looked like someone.

[Ripper 0]

If it was Hollywood, Ripper would be doomed because the blacks always die first

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It might have been a dolomite film. In that case I would have said a bad rhyme and knocked them all out by kicking within a 5 foot radius of them. Then I would go and fuck their woman until she told me where the racist sheriff was hiding.

[Black Lushus 0]

^ that would be so awesome!

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Ha. If they were under-age, I bet their parents will sue j00.

 

As shocking as it seems, I agree with you, kkk ...

 

I agree with alot of what you have to say. I just don't like you...

[Guest Brian]

While I didn't get him as good as I would have liked, he was a pussy cause he went down pretty hard.

 

I'll assume for 5 seconds that this part could happen, since you claimed to be watching for it.

 

I ended up hitting him in the fucking tooth and he had braces so while it did split him open it completely fucked up my hand and all it did was make him stagger back holding his mouth.

 

We run into our first bonafide lie of the story, which sees the villain take a punch and retaliate viciously by standing in place. Unless this is Tekken, and you're playing versus mode with one controller lying on the floor, people don't behave like punching bags.

 

but I just put up my knee

 

The bullshit detector explodes in a flash of light at the mention of another human being running directly into your knee. I'm sorry I mentioned Tekken earlier, you obviously are of Sagat's discipline from SFII.

 

- The first kid is apparently rubbing his nipples and speaking in tongues because you hit him so hard.

- The second kid is just standing there letting you kick his friend.

 

In summary we've got 2 KO's, and a guy cartoonishly staggering like he sees birdies. Goddamn you're a shitty liar.

 

I am going to press charges, but they didn't find the video camera kid. I wish he had jumped in because honestly, I would've took the video camera and not mention it.

 

Funny how you're trying to portray a rogue who is so gulley he will gank ya foe yo camcordah, and then talk about pressing charges in the same sentence. Make up your mind. In every fight I've been in, and every one I've witnessed, I've only seen things close to this nonsense in Kung Fu movies. If this was the SA forums I would have just voted it a 1/5 and not said anything, but it's not so I had to speak up about it being shit as a societal responsibility.

 

Exposed. Thread over. Mods have my permission to delete it.

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Well, I've actually been in a similar situation in terms of fighting multiple guys at once, though I ended up getting my head stomped in by five guys. If people think they're going to jump you and you get off that first shot, you will surprise them. If you hit them on the button, they will go down (and by buttong, I mean the area of the chin that backs itself into the nerve that sends you down). If you throw knees to the face, and through a lot of practice I know this, you're going to knock out guys more often than not. These guys don't sound like the type that knows how to tuck their chin, let alone react to someone fighting back.

 

As for the guy with the braces, it sounds like the cowboys jumped in pretty quickly, as those event happened pretty quickly in succession. We're not talking about big five-ten second gaps.