The OAO Raw THHHread for 07.04.05

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I know this is a little off-topic. But, is this week's show another SuperShow, like last week, and if so, when are the SD! spoilers gonna be up?

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Yes, it is another supershow. They're then off for a whole week.

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http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/

 

I'd just like everyone to take a look at Raw's NEWEST SUPERSTAR!!

 

 

Kerwin White! >_>

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Oh my God that is too much. Finally a gimmick that is so fucking stupid, I love it.

 

They had Chavo turn into a white guy, just great.

 

They forgot to change the "Chavo Fact" though.

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Plus they changed all the mentions of Chavo to "White" in his profile. Just like WWE/F.

 

Next week: "I was born a poor white child." He'll come to the arena in an SUV with an easy-listening station blaring.

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I know this is a little off-topic. But, is this week's show another SuperShow, like last week, and if so, when are the SD! spoilers gonna be up?

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Yes. Here are some early spoilers.

 

Hello, my baby!

Hello, my honey!

Hello, my ragtime gal!

 

Send me a kiss by wire.

Baby, my heart's on fire!

 

If you refuse me,

Honey, you lose me.

Then you'll be left alone.

 

Oh baby, telephone

And tell me I'm

Your own!

 

 

No, it isn't a super show. Sorry.

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Question:

 

When the Divas walked by backstage at one point, it looked like a crew-cut hairstyled worker popped out from behind one of the big anvil case things with a shocked look on his face, like he was hiding and accidently got on camera. It almost appeared like he was secretly talking and/or kissing someone.

 

Anyone remember this? I'm not crazy. Couldja place a face.

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For the vultures

 

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Hey...I think those are real.

[Guest Trecko]

For the vultures

 

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Hot, even though they were pasties.

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Boy, those guys in the back sure are happy considering they can't see shit from over there.

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I missed the damn HBK heel turn, I changed channels during the posing.

 

However, I do have to say one thing.

 

 

Rene, slow down! Stop for just a second! Steroids are NOT candy!

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And the answer to the burning question of "Where's Shelton?" is : he was there as the dark match versus Buff Bagwell...oh wait, my mistake...Robert Conway.

 

And the nip slip diva did indeed have pasties and it looked like even those were about to go before Hebner stepped in with the towel.

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You guys know that RAW will be in Montreal in a few weeks... can you just imagine the reactions for Hogan and Shawn... complete and utter opposite ends of the pole. Crowd should be insane.

[Guest Nater]

Man, Rene's been juiced big time for over a year. At one point he seemed to be larger in mass than Cena, you know, the guy who has had a career as a bodybuilder.

 

Hopefully HBK's turn will involve changing his entrance music. Or, am I the only person who's thinking he has the 3rd worst music (after Hassan and Show)?

 

She's pretty hot for 16, ya know. ;p

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Hopefully HBK's turn will involve changing his entrance music. Or, am I the only person who's thinking he has the 3rd worst music (after Hassan and Show)?

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Replace Hassan with Christy Hemme and I'll agree with you.

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If Chavo doesn't get the IRS style "Keeeerrwiiin" chants next week, I'll be sorely disappointed.

 

I'm seriously sitting here wondering what braintrust came up with this. Seriously. It's sad to think that somehow, Chavo would actually be better off having his matches interrupted after 4 or 5 minutes week in and week out. Terrible. Although, I do look forward to seeing Chavo working Ring Of Honor within the next 4 to 6 months.

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Hopefully HBK's turn will involve changing his entrance music. Or, am I the only person who's thinking he has the 3rd worst music (after Hassan and Show)?

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Replace Hassan with Christy Hemme and I'll agree with you.

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Get rid of Big Show, replace worst with best, and then I'll agree with you. Seriously, "Sexy Boy" is one of my favorite wrestling themes of all time, and Hemme's is damn catchy as well. I always start to get happy for a couple seconds when it hits, and then I remember that it signals the onslaught of another endless boring diva segment.

[Guest jm29195]

I've just seen Raw (UK) and I don't know if it's been mentioned before but wouldn't it be (awesome) if Jericho/Carlito/Renee feuded ove who has the best talk show segment- also what happened to Fifi- was she left on SD- couldn't they have traded them as a unit like Hassan/Diavari- what's going to happen now???

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http://WWEailswardrobe.ytmnd.com/

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I didn't even know HBK turned heel until just now. RAW bored the shit out of me so much last night, I turned it off when the pose fest started.

 

Whatever happened to "One More Match"?

 

And when is Marty Jannetty coming in?

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And the answer to the burning question of "Where's Shelton?" is : he was there as the dark match versus Buff Bagwell...oh wait, my mistake...Robert Conway.

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Shit, why is that a dark match? That was probably better than any of the matches on Raw.

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Shit, why is that a dark match?  That was probably better than any of the matches on Raw.

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Because WWE has heavily depushed Shelton Benjamin for no reason, like I said.

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Man, Rene's been juiced big time for over a year. At one point he seemed to be larger in mass than Cena, you know, the guy who has had a career as a bodybuilder.

I'm pretty sure Rene did bodybuilding also..

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Oh, hey, and who's bright idea was it for Chavo to renounce his Hispanic heritage on a show devoid of Hispanics? Who's he going to feud with?

[cabbageboy 0]

I have no idea. Chavo's new gimmick would be fun on SMDN where he could feud with the MexiCools or even Eddie, who would say that Chavo turned his back on his familia and his raza, etc.

 

I guess on Raw there is Carlito but he's never been pushed in that sort of way. He's Puerto Rican and not Mexican anyway.

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The new Kerwin White banner at WWE.com is hilarious.

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I have no idea.  Chavo's new gimmick would be fun on SMDN where he could feud with the MexiCools or even Eddie, who would say that Chavo turned his back on his familia and his raza, etc. 

 

I guess on Raw there is Carlito but he's never been pushed in that sort of way.  He's Puerto Rican and not Mexican anyway.

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Like WWE Creative has any kind of quality control to differentiate between Puerto Ricans and Mexicans. I'd bet if they had a chinese person to feud with Tajiri, they'd just start up with the asian blasts and just completely forget they are different.

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Kerwin White's promo was good though. He has a lot of charisma.

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So I guess there goes all that talk that Shawn would not turn heel anymore due to his religion. Then again attacking Hogan while he was posing actually counts as a face turn by IWC standards. So they are setting up a "dream match" that no one cares about. However if Hogan goes for the legdrop and his fake hip explodes during that match all will be forgiven.

 

Anyone else laugh when one of the bimbos tripped and fell before the "obstacle course"? and one of them almost got their head ripped off by the netting in the ring.

 

yea I also saw that guy come onto camera and look surprised, I must go back and rewind my tape to see if I can tell who it was.

 

 

of course the funniest part was when they tried to show a cip of the hogan-angle-carlito confrontation before the main event, and PLAYED IT IN FAST MOTION. As Homer Simpson said everything is funnier in fast motion. And Lawler even cracked, I didn't know Hogan could move that fast LMAO

 

 

Poor Chavo NUFF SAID.

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Boy, those guys in the back sure are happy considering they can't see shit from over there.

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it was on the tron, the whole crowd saw it

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I almost vomited laughing at the second to last wanna be Diva's jumping jacks. She looked like she was having a spasm more than doing a jumping jack.

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I don't think they're gonna do Hogan/Shawn.

 

I mean, CAN they even do that? Unless the match is a superkick, then it's over. Because Hogan's in no condition to wrestle is he? (Let the comments of he couldn't before come rushing out lol)