BHK 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 The Fourth of July edition of Monday Night RAW will undoubtedly be an explosive one, as Carlito welcomes the biggest name to ever appear on the Cabana. Watch this video of Carilto announcing his guest and warning him not to get out of line. Last week, the eight finalists in the 2005 RAW Diva Search Contest introduced themselves to the fans. This week, the contest will heat up as WWE Hall of Famer Sgt. Slaughter will be conducting the first ever Bikini Bootcamp. Plus, Kane said that Lita had her fun at his expense, but now it's his turn. What will the monster have in store next to make his ex-wife's life a living hell? Tune in to RAW Monday night to find out! All this and more Monday at 9/8 CT only on Spike TV. I can't really see them doing much tonight, seeing as it's the 4th of July. I personally can't see HHH returning tonight either. and I'm not sure how long he'll be gone. Perhaps they'll plant the seeds for Cena's next title feud. Oh, and of course, the Diva Search. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dips 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 I'm sick of all the Lita-Kane-Edge stuff. Wish it would just move on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 ex-wife? When did Kane sit down with his lawyers and discuss the divorce? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 I wish Edge, Lita, Kane and Matt Hardy would move on into a flaming pit. None of them have ever had a great (or even very good) singles match with a guy not named Kurt Angle, and they all SUCK HORRIBLY on the mic. If they were eradicated from wrestling history, I would be happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insane Bump Machine 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 None of them have ever had a great (or even very good) singles match with a guy not named Kurt Angle Edge had some very good matches with Eddie Guerrero. The Street Fight they had on an edition of Smackdown was even great. Matt Hardy also had an awesome little match against Chris Benoit during the US title tournament. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 Oh fuck. That streetfight was my singles MOTY for 2002. Edge also had a really good match with Lance Storm. He has had some really good matches, yeah. Not since before his neck injury, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 ex-wife? When did Kane sit down with his lawyers and discuss the divorce? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A couple weeks before Edge and Lita were married. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 Edge and Lita never married. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 I'm surprised no one else has noticed that sizable plot hole. I mean Lita says she's divorcing Kane and then all of 3 weeks later she tries to marry Edge? I don't think it's even possible to get a divorce in that short amount of time, not even in Reno or somewhere (I believe it's 6 weeks there). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 That's a sizable plot hole? Kane is involved, so this means the plot-hole is quite small, in comparison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 The simple fix would be that it was a common law marriage with Kane ending the union by kicking her out of the trailor park and Lita flushing the ring down the toilet. What will the monster have in store next to make his ex-wife's life a living hell? Stir fry Lita's pets and make Edge eat it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlaskanHero 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 I predict this will be a bad week for my fantasy team. I wonder if those injuries they say HHH has are kayfabe or not, because that could affect when he returns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 I think the word they were using last week was "annulment", rather than "divorce". I think maybe they're trying to imply that an annulment is easier to get. Since Edge and Lita ran out before the ceremony was over, I would also assume they're not married. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 Why don't you sell HHH for this week then? Get Angle, Benoit, or two midcarders. Anyway, I'm expecting a pretty sports-entertainment-y Raw for the 4th of July. I hope Edge, Kane, and Lita continue their wrestlecrap angle of the year frontrunner. Does anyone think the writers will explain Edge's MITB situation regarding the World title? Or do they just re-write the rules as they go along? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 Well since the title has HHH's name in it, I guess I'll put this here >_>. Didn't think it deserved it's own thread, but, it's pretty funny. http://rapidshare.de/files/1196057/hhh.wmv.html HHH dissing some fans, just got it from another board. First I thought it was kind of old, but it looks like the match is Benoit/Batista vs Flair/HHH so it might be kind of new, interesting nonetheless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 I think we're all missing the big story here. Hogan is the guest on the Cabana tonight. Obviously, Carlito (I nearly called him Colt, as in Colt Cabana...if only) is going to get squashed like a rotten apple tonight. But why is Hogan actually on the show? Ratings ploy? Cheap attempt to sell tickets? 4th of July kickstand? Or, horror of horrors, to hype an appearance/match at the next PPV? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 I think we're all missing the big story here. Hogan is the guest on the Cabana tonight. Obviously, Carlito (I nearly called him Colt, as in Colt Cabana...if only) is going to get squashed like a rotten apple tonight. But why is Hogan actually on the show? Ratings ploy? Cheap attempt to sell tickets? 4th of July kickstand? Or, horror of horrors, to hype an appearance/match at the next PPV? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He's probably going to hype Hogan Knows Best on VH1, celebrate Independence Day, get attacked by Carlito and be saved by Michaels or Cena. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 I think we're all missing the big story here. Hogan is the guest on the Cabana tonight. Obviously, Carlito (I nearly called him Colt, as in Colt Cabana...if only) is going to get squashed like a rotten apple tonight. But why is Hogan actually on the show? Ratings ploy? Cheap attempt to sell tickets? 4th of July kickstand? Or, horror of horrors, to hype an appearance/match at the next PPV? He's probably going to hype Hogan Knows Best on VH1, celebrate Independence Day, get attacked by Carlito and be saved by Michaels or Cena. Hogan won't need saving. He'll should have no problem squashing Carlito alone. I've still got a bad feeling he'll be wheeled out at the PPV as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted July 4, 2005 Seems as if RVD will do something. He's the one that got the beatdown from Carlito last week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 The reason for Hogan being there is so we can hear "Real American" on the 4th of July, duh. I wish people would stop calling that Edge/Eddie match a street fight. It was just no DQ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 Vengeance being in June has threw me off. I keep thinking SummerSlam's about 2 weeks away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 I wish people would stop calling that Edge/Eddie match a street fight. It was just no DQ. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does that really matter? No DQ, street fight, no holds barred, hardcore, and ECW-rules matches are all the same thing in WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 I wish people would stop calling that Edge/Eddie match a street fight. It was just no DQ. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does that really matter? No DQ, street fight, no holds barred, hardcore, and ECW-rules matches are all the same thing in WWE. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why can't WWE just call every match with no dq's in it a "No DQ match" and be done with it? No need for any other special name for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 ......and I am going to this show...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 I wish people would stop calling that Edge/Eddie match a street fight. It was just no DQ. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does that really matter? No DQ, street fight, no holds barred, hardcore, and ECW-rules matches are all the same thing in WWE. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why can't WWE just call every match with no dq's in it a "No DQ match" and be done with it? No need for any other special name for it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sut a street fight could be anything!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 Sut a street fight could be anything!!<{POST_SNAPBACK}> In all seriousness, though, if WWE really wanted a match to be called a "Street Fight match", the match should actually take place out on a street like the name suggests. Otherwise, it's just one of WWE's 100 names for a No DQ/Hardcore match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 He's probably going to hype Hogan Knows Best on VH1, celebrate Independence Day, get attacked by Carlito and be saved by Michaels or Cena. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey, how about a spoiler warning next time, buddy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 He's probably going to hype Hogan Knows Best on VH1, celebrate Independence Day, get attacked by Carlito and be saved by Michaels or Cena. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey, how about a spoiler warning next time, buddy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nothing was spoiled, just my take on what would happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2005 Another spoiler... The Slaughter/Diva segment will be awful tonight. Also, how soon before Chavo becomes Carlito's sidekick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted July 4, 2005 Another spoiler... The Slaughter/Diva segment will be awful tonight. Also, how soon before Chavo becomes Carlito's sidekick? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm thinking it'll be Tomko, not Chavo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
