*Smackdown Spoilers*

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PWI:

 

Ashley Colton called in the following results from tonight's Smackdown taping in Baltimore, Maryland:

 

Smackdown:

 

*Show opens with video package announcing JBL will have a victory speech "tonight" for his victory this Sunday against Batista for the WWE World championship.

 

*Rey Mysterio defeated Super Crazy via DQ. Eddie Guerrero comes down and does commentary several minutes in. Mysterio hits the 619 on Crazy. Guerrero grabs one of the lawn mowers and breaks it over Rey's back for the DQ.

 

*They did a video feature on two great Americans - JBL and George Washington.

 

*Backstage, Eddie Guerrero tells Teddy Long that he's leaving. Long says that he isn't going anywhere because he has a match tonight. When he questions who he is wrestling, Long says it's a secret.

 

*Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews Christian. They keep showing footage of Christian hitting the Unprettier on Booker T. Christian says that he's going to defeat Booker at the Great American Bash.

 

*Backstage, Road Warrior Animal is putting on his makeup. Heidenreich comes up to him and says he has a poem for Animal. Animal says he is more like Hawk than he thought.

 

*They air another video on two great Americans - JBL and Neil Armstrong.

 

*Animal & Heidenreich defeated Julio Dinero and Nick Berk, using the Doomsday Device for the win.

 

*Chris Benoit is the mystery opponent for Eddie Guerrero. He tells Guerrero that he's listening to the wrong people and even his wife is trying to reason with him. Benoit was busted open across the back of his neck and was bleeding badly. Guerrero walked out after about 18 minutes and near falls.

 

*They aired a recap of Undertaker laying out Muhammad Hassan's lawyer last week.

 

*Candice Michelle comes out and announces the United States military will see the PPV this weekend for free. Melina comes out and they mention that Michelle will be the referee this weekend for the Melina vs. Wilson match. She attacked Michelle and tries to pull off her skirt. Torrie Wilson made the save and ran off Melina.

 

*They aired a video on two great Americans - JBL and Martin Luther King.

 

*Booker T pinned Simon Dean. Simon said that he respects Booker, but not Sharmell because she goes to the buffet "Five times, Five times, Five times."

 

*They aired a video of two great Americans - JBL and Ronald Regan.

 

*JBL's "Victory Speech" features JBL coming out dressed like Uncle Sam as they drop red, white, and blue confetti. He says that last year at the Great American Bash he won the belt and he will again this year. He noted that Batista is on the cover of Smackdown Magazine and shows a mock-up of the "next issue" with JBL winning the belt. Batista hit the ring and ran off JBL and Orlando Jordan. Batista wore the Uncle Sam hat before losing.

 

Dark Match:

 

*The Undertaker & WWE World champion Batista & Rey Mysterio defeated Eddie Guerrero & Triple H & JBL. Guerrero and JBl walked out on Hunter towards the end of the match, leaving Undertaker pinned HHH with a tombstone after a 619 and a spinebuster

[Guest]

Way to build up Hassan.

[Slickster 0]

Wow, Rey Misterio in the dark match beating HHH? One can only hope this goes somewhere.

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Dark match and Velocity

 

Dark:

 

*Nunzio and Vito defeated Trevor Rhodes & Garrison Cade.

 

Velocity:

 

*WWE Tag Team champions MNM defeated Roadkill and Danny Doring.

 

*Frankie Kazarian pinned Scotty Too Hotty.

 

*The BWO defeated Nick Berk, Jason Static & Scott Sower.

 

*Christian defeated Funaki.

[Slickster 0]

Way to build up Hassan.

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Remember, UPN wanted him off TV, so they made an angle to keep him off TV until the GAB.

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*Candice Michelle comes out and announces the United States military will see the PPV this weekend for free. Melina comes out and they mention that Michelle will be the referee this weekend for the Melina vs. Wilson match. She attacked Michelle and tries to pull off her skirt. Torrie Wilson made the save and ran off Melina.

 

[Guest Trecko]

WWE should sooooo have Hassan choke out Nick Berk....

[NoCalMike 0]

Wait, so the bWo was on Velocity and Simon Dean was on Smackdown? Is Nova pulling double duty?

[Guest *KNK*]

Wow, Rey Misterio in the dark match beating HHH? One can only hope this goes somewhere.

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Taker got the pinfall. Rey just did his finisher to set up Tista and Taker's finishers.

[Guest JMA]

Wait, so the bWo was on Velocity and Simon Dean was on Smackdown?  Is Nova pulling double duty?

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Nova/Dean must have mental problems--one of his personas hates fat people and the other hangs out with one.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

As usual, not the best way to head into a PPV, but it looks like a good show and of course, I'm all for Benoit / Guerrero.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Wait, so the bWo was on Velocity and Simon Dean was on Smackdown?  Is Nova pulling double duty?

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Nova/Dean must have mental problems--one of his personas hates fat people and the other hangs out with one.

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LOL

 

Oh, and I read a house show report from OC on Sunday, and the fans were all over Hassan.

 

I think Batista/Hassan is a bad idea..but it looks like it's headed that way..

[Guest JMA]

Wait, so the bWo was on Velocity and Simon Dean was on Smackdown?  Is Nova pulling double duty?

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Nova/Dean must have mental problems--one of his personas hates fat people and the other hangs out with one.

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LOL

 

Oh, and I read a house show report from OC on Sunday, and the fans were all over Hassan.

 

I think Batista/Hassan is a bad idea..but it looks like it's headed that way..

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I'm guessing that it'll just be a one time thing. Triple H wouldn't let the guy he jobbed to thrice lose to someone like Hassan...right?

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PWI:

 

 

 

 

*Backstage, Road Warrior Animal is putting on his makeup. Heidenreich comes up to him and says he has a poem for Animal. Animal says he is more like Hawk than he thought.

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Huh?

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I think Batista/Hassan is a bad idea..but it looks like it's headed that way..

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This is why the WWE is retarded.

 

They could do Undertaker vs. Batista, have Taker put Batista over and make him a huge star...

 

OR they can do what they're going to do 2 matches I absolutely do NOT want to see at Summerslam: Orton vs. Undertaker 2 and Muhammad Hassan vs. Batista.

 

 

Fools.

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Awesome that even if the crappy Dean gimmick is staying around, Nova's still getting time.

 

Rey/Super Crazy looks fun, and Eddy/Benoit should be quite the...slightly-hotter-than-tepid...match.

 

Lots of filler crap, though.

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No update on London's injury. I was hoping they could add a CW title match for the PPV on Sunday.

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They could do Undertaker vs. Batista, have Taker put Batista over and make him a huge star...

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

OR they can do what they're going to do 2 matches I absolutely do NOT want to see at Summerslam: Orton vs. Undertaker 2 and Muhammad Hassan vs. Batista.

 

Orton isn't going away anytime soon, though. Do we really want Christian vs. Orton for a PPV program soon?

[Guest nokia]

No Paul London ?

No new matches for the Bash?

No Mexi cools attacking people ?

 

At least Velocity looks mighty good for the second week in a row !

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Velocity is a must watch for me - Doring/Roadkill, bWo, and Frankie Kazarian.

 

And I'll TiVo Smackdown simply to see Berk and Dinero get destroyed.

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I think Batista/Hassan is a bad idea..but it looks like it's headed that way..

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This is why the WWE is retarded.

 

They could do Undertaker vs. Batista, have Taker put Batista over and make him a huge star...

 

OR they can do what they're going to do 2 matches I absolutely do NOT want to see at Summerslam: Orton vs. Undertaker 2 and Muhammad Hassan vs. Batista.

 

 

Fools.

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Batista/Undertaker is a much bigger draw than Batista/Hassan. You want to save a match like Batista/Taker for a PPV like No Mercy or Armaggeddon where it doesn't have stuff like Cena/Jericho or Hogan/Michaels to help sell it.

[Guest jm29195]

Where is Regal then, Benoit gets a nice match against Eddie and Regal gets left off tv, that's not fair!!!

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BWO? Oh, yippee.

 

If they have to choose between Hollywood Nova and Dean at some point, I really hope they keep the latter. At least that's mildly amusing. If that want a Hulk Hogan impersonator, why not call Alan Funk up. Because lord knows it's worked for him, eh? *thumbs down*

 

At least all Blubber Boy's bitching earned him a big fat (pun intended) paycheck though. I'm sure the guys on the cutlist who worked their asses off week in and week out, did some cardio once in a blue moon and had something going for them are ecstatic for him.

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I wanna see the bWo backstage at Summerslam.

 

Because I wanna see Hogan and Nova meet up for some sick reason.

[Da Maintenance Man 0]

They could do Undertaker vs. Batista, have Taker put Batista over and make him a huge star...

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

OR they can do what they're going to do 2 matches I absolutely do NOT want to see at Summerslam: Orton vs. Undertaker 2 and Muhammad Hassan vs. Batista.

 

Orton isn't going away anytime soon, though. Do we really want Christian vs. Orton for a PPV program soon?

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What's wrong with Christian vs. Orton? They had a damn good match on Raw a few months back...

[Guest Ransome]

Batista/Undertaker is a much bigger draw than Batista/Hassan. You want to save a match like Batista/Taker for a PPV like No Mercy or Armaggeddon where it doesn't have stuff like Cena/Jericho or Hogan/Michaels to help sell it.

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I agree, it's much smarter business to use the Batista/Hassan matchup for Summerslam than to use Batista/Hassan at No Mercy. However, why should the match happen as a mainevent at all, at least at this early stage in Hassan's career when he's racked up no substantial wins whatsoever?

 

I hope Eddie is more motivated for this week's match vs Benoit than he was at ONS; the spoilers aren't really clear whether it was a great match or not.

[Guest wildpegasus]

More spoilers from the Observer website:

 

 

 

 

/20/2005 1:17:00 AM

WWE Smackdown spoilers from Baltimore

 

 

 

by Clancy Gilpatrick

 

WWE Smackdown

7/19/05

Baltimore, MD

 

Show started with the Wrestlemania closing video. Big pops for Austin and Taker. HYOOOGE pops for BIG DAVE and Cena. When the showed the highlights of the JBL/Cena the crowd alternated booing and cheering every time they switched between shots of the two.

 

Dark Match

 

Trevor Rhodes/Garrison Cade Vs FBI

 

Garrison has a great body, Rhodes does not. Rhodes looks very much like a cross between Dick Murdoch and Dusty. These guys cowboy gimmick is way lame. Crowd was laughing at them in their outfits when they came out. FBI got a big pop. Decent little match that saw the FBI win with TRICKERY! and then Vito got the roll up and used the tights on Rhodes. We saw Rhodes' ass and that, that's not cool.

 

Josh and Romero come out. Matthews is announced as "The WWE's youngest announcer". He also happens to be the only guy besides Tazz and JR that knows the names of any wrestling maneuvers.

 

MNM Vs Doring/Roadkill

 

Melina was ridiculoid hot tonight. Big surprise. Mild ECW chant for their opponents but the crowd did not get behind the babyfaces at all. They hit the Hart Attack on Nitro about 30 seconds into the match to zero pop. Nitro took the bareback from Doring in a horrible manner so that might get edited off. Roadkill hit a powerslam on Matthews and Doring went for the top rope legdrop but missed. Nitro rolled into the ring while the ref was getting Roadkill out of the ring and MNM hit the Snapshot for the win.

 

Scotty 2 Hotty Vs Kazarian

 

Scotty must be thinking that any of these matches could be his last. A mild Frankie chant started but was quickly drowned out by Scotty chants. Frankie worked the arm for a long time. Kazarian looked very good here and Scotty did a good job as well. Kazarian won with the Wave of the Future and we didn't have to see the worm. Yaaay!! Kazarian gave his "Future Looks Good" catchphrase after the match.

 

 

BWO Vs Nick Berk/Jason Static/ Scott ?

 

Before match Big Stevie called out Mexicool. Said they would take care of them at the Bash. Meanie got ZERO crowd reaction. JBL really made him two weeks ago, huh. Finish saw Nova hit the big boot and leg drop on Berk and then Stevie Stevie kicked Static out of the ring. Meanie hit the Meaniesault on Berk for the pin. Decent match.

 

A promo with Christian and TCS aired and the girls went banana for him. Mixed cheers and boos from the dudes. Christian said he would beat Booker T at the Bash.

 

Christian Vs Funaki

 

Fun little match that saw both guys work well. Loud pop for Christian when he came out. "Lets Go Christian" chant early. Christian got the win with the Unprettier.

 

Smackdown

 

Smackdown started with an announcement paid for by JBL telling us that later in the show we would be celebrating with the great American JBL as he celebrates his victory at this Sunday's Great American Bash. Very Funny.

 

Rey Vs Super Crazy

 

Mexicool was out in full force. This was a great match that went between 15 and 20 minutes. These guys did some great lucha early and Super Crazy looked the best he has looked yet. Eddy came out a few minutes in to do commentary. Crowd booed heartily. Around this time Crazy murdered Rey with a seated dropkick. There was an old man in the 2nd row who kept taunting Mexicool and Eddy with a rubber chicken. That was great. Crazy missed a 180 top rope moonsault. He recovered and hit his 2nd rope slingshot quebrada for a two count. Rey came back and hit a rana that set Crazy up for the 619. At that moment Eddy ran in and broke Psicosis' rake over Rey's back and the ref called for the DQ. Rey sold the rake shot for a long time and had to be helped to the back.

 

The first of four JBL ads aired comparing him to other Great Americans. This one compared him to George Washington. The other ones compared him to Neil Armstrong, Martin Luther King, and Ronald Reagan. These were actually quite funny.

 

Eddy was seen backstage leaving and Teddy caught up with him. Eddy said he was leaving but Teddy told he had a match later and his opponent was a secret. Eddy was not happy.

 

Christian was interviewed by Matthews and he asked him if he was worried that he had made Booker angry for the match on Sunday and if that was such a good idea. Christian called him Ryan Seacrest and cut a promo on Booker. He ended the promo by telling Matthews "Seacrest Out" and then mushed him in the face.

 

Animal was backstage putting his paint on when Heidenreich came up told him he wanted to read him a poem. When he was finished Animal said Big Bad John was more like Hawk then he realized. Whatever

 

Animal/Heidenreich Vs Julio Dinero/Nick Berk

 

Animal press slammed Berk as Heidenreich knocked Dinero outside. He then put Berk on his shoulders and Heidenreich went up top and hit the Doomsday Device. Praise be to JBL that Berk survived and Animal pinned him. This could not have gone more than 20 seconds and that, that is cool.

 

Eddy Vs ?

 

Eddy was chilling waiting for his opponent when CHRIS BENOIT'S music hit and the crowd went apeshit. Eddy tried to leave without fighting but Benoit got on the mic and asked Eddy what was wrong with him. Why was he turning his back on all the people who cared about him? Eddy listened for a second and then sucker punched Benoit. These two men then proceeded to have the best Smackdown match of the year. This match blew away the ECW match and both guys worked their asses off. This was stiff as hell and Benoit split his eye open doing the headbutts. Guys were going for submissions and fighting out of everything. Benoit missed the diving headbutt and did the greatest sell ever. The finish saw Benoit hit the headbutt on Eddy's shoulder and then go for the Crossface. Eddy made the rope and then rolled out of the ring and walked out. The ref counted him out for the finish. Crowd did not shit on the finish but did boo Eddy for being cowardly. As Eddy was walking out Rey jumped him from behind and beat on him before security separated them. Match went close to 20 minutes and was ***3/4 and would have been **** with a better finish.

After the match Benoit seemed to have a HOLE in the back of his neck that looked like he had cyst cut out or something. It was gross.

 

Candace Michelle came out and said something about the troops she did a version of Melina's entrance into the ring. You whore! After about a minute of mindless banter where Candace said she would be the ref for the Melina/Torrie match MELINA came out. She called Torrie Wilson a hag and told Candace her 15 minutes were up. I hope Candace knows that Melina isn't bullshitting about that one. Melina said she would give her a preview of Sunday's match and then stripped Candace to her bra and panties. Torrie made the save and ran Melina off. This was what it was and save by Melina who is by far the best Diva on either show right now, looks not even being considered.

 

Booker T Vs Simon Dean

 

Simon insulted Sharmell and got his ass kicked very quickly for it. Booker was very over with the fans.

 

Ring crew came out to set up for JBL's Great American speech. They decked out the ring with a bunch of red, white & blue streamers and such. Orlando came out and gave a speech. He then introduced JBL. About 35 million pounds of confetti was shot into the air and JBL came out to the ring dressed like a roided up Uncle Sam. Think of Apollo Creed's get up in Rocky IV but on a big goofy white guy. He was waving a small American flag. JBL cut a borderline racist promo that compared himself to the United States. He said the United States had to take over other countries because they couldn't take care if themselves. He compared us fans to those countries. It was a well delivered promo but some of the content was very tasteless. He compared himself to General Patton and Norman Schwarzkopf. He guaranteed he would win on Sunday and revealed next month's Smackdown Magazine announcing him as the new champ. This was obviously to parody the Truman-Dewey deal from the 50s. Batista came out to a ginormous pop. The pop was deafening. He came out and called JBL a bully and said that on Sunday he would take care of him again. He then told JBL that there was no way he would lose to a guy dresses in such ridiculous outfit. That was funny. He made fun of JBL some more and told him in two seconds I am going to kick your ass. Orlando tried to jump him and got punched JBL jumped Batista but he was punched as well and then rolled out of the ring and left Orlando to get spinebusterd. The in a scene that had to have been suggested by HHH. Batista then put on JBL's Uncle Sam outfit and paraded around the ring. That's right, the same outfit he was clowning JBL for wearing. Batista even put on the big stupid Uncle Sam hat and hit all four corners for a pose. Crowd cheered madly anyway.

 

Special Bonus Match

HHH/Eddy Guerrero/JBL Vs Batista/Rey Misterio/Undertaker

 

HHH got the second biggest babyface pop of the night for his entrance. Eddy was booed unmercifully all match. When the faces came out, Batista came out first and then Rey. Taker's music hit and the crowd went HOSS times ten. The pop was deafening. The guys wrestled a super fun match with a lot of comedy. The first 5 minutes was all stalling. The heels all made fun of Rey, as he started for the faces. Guys didn?t really doing anything awesome wrestling wise but as far as a performance, it was top notch. Lots of playing to the crowd. Rey hit HHH with a dropkick and HHH did a full minute pause before the Flair Flop. After a while, JBL and Eddy bailed and left HHH alone in the ring with all three faces. Rey hit the 619. Batista the Spine Buster and Taker finally hit the Tombstone and pinned HHH and crowd went home very, very happy.

 

Overall a really fun show with some tremendous wrestling in the opener and the Eddy/Benoit match. There were tons of Cena signs even though he is no longer on Smackdown and tons of Batista signs as well. I really hope that WWE can keep the momentum going with these two because right now those two and Brock are the best bets to build upon for the future.

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

BWO versus Mexicools at GAB? That's what Stevie said...

 

now THAT'S cool

[humongous2002 0]

The unsuccessful and laughable one year JBL push will hopefully come to an end at GAB this sunday, the guy is just a midcarder comedy act for life and nobody can't take him seriously as a champion.

Batista/Taker would make more sense and money for Summerslam this year than Hassan/Batista but I guess Taker is just not "feeling it" this year either.

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Now, I don't get Smackdown on any channel but I do follow the spoilers. I hope that this whole Animal/Heidenreich vs MNM thing turns out with Animal turning heel and becoming the enforcer for MNM. I always liked the LOD more as heels than faces...