101 reasons not to remove Hassan from Smackdown!

[TheFranchise 0]

63. Never lost a fued to Shawn Michaels, who is pretty much main eventing Summerslam.

 

Come on, he MUST be something special.

[Boon 0]

64. He still owes half of the Raw roster a job.

[SuperJerk 0]

65. He provides a boost to the economy by doing free product placement for towel companies.

[KingPK 0]

66. Now whose promos is Daviari going to translate loudly into Arabic gibberish?

 

Note: I have absolutely no clue if he actually knows Arabic or not.

[The Mandarin 0]

67. Goldberg doesn't have one of these, now does he?

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Hey, fuck this thread. Just needed to get that out of the system.

 

Curry for WWE Folder MOD. You could do worse.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

68. He could be re-tooled as an avid System of a Down supporter to get over with the kiddies.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

69. The Boogieman will be on television for at least 3-7 minutes a week.

[Guest Jim Ross]

70: Val Venis wont get any more PPV time this year

[benoit4hor 0]

71. He hasn't got alone time with Lita yet.

[AndrewTS 0]

72. Hassan YTMNDs aren't quite as stale as Vader/NOOOO! YTMNDs.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

73. His flatliner is much better than some of the finishers I have seen as of late (Walls of Jericho stale as hell, Carlito's feet on the ropes, Alabama Slamma Jamma, Masterlock, etc)

[Guest Zinfandel]

:fist:

 

http://www.peopleforhassan.com seems to be really picking up steam as I have seen it posted many places on the internet and heard about it during last night's Live Audio Wrestling broadcast.

 

Please dont' hesitate to visit it and tell your friends as well.

[SuperJerk 0]

74. He depicts the injustices Arab-Americans face - while condemning those who mistakenly called him a terrorist.

 

credit: Gary Davis, WWE

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

75. He never even had the chance to piss off Bob Holly, robbing us of another fine thread.

[SuperJerk 0]

76. So people won't have to spam are boards anymore with links to meaningless petitions.

[Just John 0]

77. Though it's a moot point now, were Hassan not banned, the GAB would have been infinitely better.

[Boon 0]

78. Hassan is still more over then Chris Masters.

[Guest Stunt Granny]

79. If you take Hassan off of Smackdown the terrorist will win.

[Guest JMA]

80: Hassan's clothes are different than my clothes.

[SuperJerk 0]

81. Removing him is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

[King Cucaracha 0]

82. La Parka.

[art_vandelay 0]

83. He is a human.

[David Blazenwing 0]

84. Because none of us will have lived until we have seen the inevitable Muhammad Hassan vs. Blue Meanie match.

[Guest Nater]

85. Moe Hammad is a Curly short of making three smart saps.

[boobshaw 0]

86. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that he whitens teeth better than Trident.

[Guest ArchoanJB]

87. I've seen him do an ARM-bar

[Richard 0]

88. He hasn't had the chance to developed a freakish roided physique, have a serious coke addiction, and die before the age of 40.

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

89. Snap Suplex

[Richard 0]

90. It's not like they'll push someone talented in his place.