BUTT Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 One day, I was looking through the used CD section at the local record store in my college town, and I found a CD by these guys: B-Thong. So I don't think there's any band that has ever had a worse name.
Epic Reine Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Hoobastank. This thread can be locked now.
CanadianGuitarist Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Strawberry Alarm Clock. Also, Up, Down, Left, Right, Up, Down, Left, Right B, A, Start is so bad it's good.
Guest xSarahx Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 List of weird band names. Some of my favorites (names not bands): The Ass Baboons of Venus Bozo Porno Circus Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup Did Lee Squat? My Uncle's Asshole Violent Anal Death Zombies Under Stress Hmmm.
Matt Young Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Hoobastank. This thread can be locked now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's actually the middle name of one of the members. Scary, eh?
Red Baron Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Butthole Surfers Rainbow BUTT Monkeys Temple of the Dog
Nighthawk Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Butthole Surfers were originally The Unalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole. Good or bad, that name trumps their current one.
UZI Suicide Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 also - Taking Back Sunday Death Cab for Cutie uhh...pretty much any EMO band.
Red Baron Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Dashboard Confessional AFI Demons and Wizards (I know its an Iced Earth/Blind Guardian side-project but did Dio come up with that name?) Anal Cunt
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Uncle Kracker Korn Prince's symbol thing
Matt Young Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 I like the names Fall Out Boy, Taking Back Sunday, Death Cab For Cutie, and AFI (A Fire Inside). Then again, I like the bands, too.
PLAGIARISM! Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Remove the Butthole Surfers from this list. I believe they were also the Ashtray Baby Heads at one point, another good one. Velvet Revolver Hot Tuna The Postal Service My Chemical Romance Electronic Fightstar Robert Plant and The Strange Sensation Johnny Marr and the Healers All American Rejects Mudvayne .co.uk Basically, most things with three stupid words, or misspelled/combined words.
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 I like the names Fall Out Boy, Taking Back Sunday, Death Cab For Cutie, and AFI (A Fire Inside). Then again, I like the bands, too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Seconded Also, Fall Out Boy is a nod to Radioactive Man's sidekick.
Mecha Mummy Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Last year there was a band called Screaming Wolf Penis that entered a competition to determine the shittiest band in Seattle. I've yet to hear anything as bad as that in terms of band names.
King Kamala Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Fall Out Boy isn't named after Radioactive Man's sidekick, I saw one of the members on Fuse talking about how they got the band name when someone in the crowd shouted "Fall out boy". Not being named after the Simpsons character makes their name 10x automatically worse.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Some of the names in this thread are actually good. As for not good, there's a band called Say Hi to Your Mom.
Gary Floyd Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Butthole Surfers were originally The Unalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole. Good or bad, that name trumps their current one. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You forgot their other would be names were The Ashtray Babyheads and The Revenge of Anus Presley.
Nighthawk Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 I never liked the band name format of (Person's Name) Band; ie, Steve Miller, Dave Matthews.
Only The Strong Survive Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Stereomud or Crossfade. Come to think of it, Metallica is a shitty name too.
Guest Derek Bailey Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 A Thorn for Every Heart. Hearts that Hate. Emo names are great. Child Pornography. Try finding them on Google.
Skywarp! Posted July 28, 2005 Report Posted July 28, 2005 I never figured out whether I liked that the name Ben Folds Five was misleading. Of course, the official reason for that name is that "it sounded better than the Ben Folds Three".
Guest undisputedjericho Posted July 28, 2005 Report Posted July 28, 2005 Anal Cunt sounds pretty fucking awful.
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