The Ground Zero 2005 Border Run Thread!

[Ace309]

If you're not familiar with a border run, pay-per-views are generally marked by trips (by GOdrea) to Mexico to pick up various and sundry articles for people who win their PPV matches. You can request an item if:

A) You are wrestling (in which case you only get your item if your character or your match wins);

B) You are a retiree;

C) You are a CC member;

or,

D) You are Crowe (who may now technically fall under B, but the rules are old).

 

Because this is the world tour, instead of running for the Mexican border, we're running for the Irish border! Make your requests, and remember, they don't have nachos, midget luchadors or manservants named Manuel Labor in Ireland!

[Angel_Grace_Blue]

But they might have Absinthe, or whatever the hell that wacky alcohol that makes you see the pretty colors is called.

[JJ Johnson]

1. Manuel's Irish cousin, Worksforn O'Pay.

 

2. An evil yet obedient leprechaun

 

3. "Looky Chairms", which is the Irish version of Lucky Charms. It's exactly the same thing, they just spell it phonetically on the box.

[TheBostonStrangler]

I demand:

 

- A five-leaf clover

 

- A picture of the Blarney Stone, signed by Michael T. Blarney (he lives down in Kilkenny, and has no connection to the stone whatsoever - I've just been a big fan of his work down at Kilkenny Rail Station for a long time)

 

- The heads of every resident of Ulster County

 

- An "IRA Junior Solider" play kit, complete with My First Car Bomb accessory pack

 

- Michael Flatley, the Lord of the Dance.

 

- And, most importantly, a wee Irish miss to provide for the 23 children we'll have without birth control (red hair a must).

[Toxxic]

I want a bottle of absinthe for Drea, just to see if she becomes normal under it's influence.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

as much whiskey as you can carry.

 

and the usual hookers and blow, of course.

[Ced]

Bring me a shileighly, because I have no clue what the fuck it is.

 

And I'm calling next PPV Border Run unless people object.

[janusd]

Enough alcohol to stun a herd of elephants, so I can promo forcefeeding it all to Toxxic!

 

"In deepest, darkest Australia..."

[King Cucaracha]

- 7 people named Seamus.

 

- A potato.

 

- 4 people named Paddy.

 

- A traditional Irish breakfast.

 

- The good looking one from The Corrs.

[the.weej]

Hmm, let's see...

 

- Since the IRA has decided to disarm, I'd like their entire weapons cache. I'm sure I can find a use for it somewhere.

 

- Angela's Ashes. Her actual ashes, I mean; they weren't anywhere in that damn book or movie.

 

- The proper way to pronounce "Sinn Féin." Seriously.

 

- I don't want you to bring him back for me - GOD no - but while you're in Ireland getting all of this stuff, would you mind punching Bono right in the fucking face? I'd really appreciate it.

 

- Oh, oh. You can bring back the pair of his stupid looking sunglasses that you break as a souvenier for me.

 

-Z

Edited July 29, 2005 by realitycheck

[Toxxic]

Shin fain. That's the one, guv.

[JHawk]

All the Irish coffee you can smuggle over the American border.