Confessions from a TRUE Player

[Guest]

Fucker gave me a concusion and stole my wallet and pimpglasses. Waldo didn't get anything stole cuz nigger ain't got nothing to steal. Motherfuckin Theo said I better stay away so I did, but that nigga got a vhs in the mail 6 months later of me fuckin his sister. Thats how I do it. If I ever see that fuck again on the street I'm going to push that motherfucker out into traffic. Fuck the Huxtable's.

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Keep it coming. I want more playas tips.

[Fartsauce 0]

Something tells me this is Bone` from EFNET #wrestling. Whoever it is, it's not funny.

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

What the fuck is all this stupid bullshit in my fucking thread. I step out for a couple of days to take care of some street business and make some cash hustling and some red canadian leaf motherfuckers start trying to take this shit over. Fuck that shit motherfuckers. You fucks trying to get me to turn my back on my country fuck you bitches. I ain't movin to no fucking canada. The fuck is up there that I want. All your fucks have is snow, cheap perscritptions, and fuckin french bullshit. I don't need any of that shit. How the fuck can I hustle pills up there when the shit is already cheap. Man I can't make no coin doin that. And fuck snow motherfuckers. The hell do I want to be cold all the time having my balls all shrink upinside of me everytime I go outside. No wonder you motherfuckers don't get any pussy. Everytime you pull out your tiny little dick the chicks just laugh at you and kick you in your testicle. Well fuck that. It's fuckin hot here out on the streets when i'm in my escalade. My shit ain't shrunken all up like you canadan one inch dicks. That's why last night motherfuckers I went to town on this one hot piece of ass that I met down at the club. That bitch was fucking fine. Your little canadian dicks would have never been able to satify that shit. Why? Cause your shit is fucking all shrunk from being small. Motherfucker that shit is basically useless. Why you even got a dick? That shit don't get used. Motherfucker you ain't shit. You better just watch it bitch ass shit when you come up here talking shit about wanting me to move to your fucking shit place. Fuck that. Yo Corpse motherfucker. I'm about to fillet you a new ass motherfucker. You like being a faggot? Is sucking down dick flavored popsicles good? Well stay the fuck out of this thread bitch because you aren't a player and you aren't hardcore or swoll either. I bet you want that bald guy to suck you off then kill him self snuff style in Edmonton. Fucking faggot Canadian faggots. Go oil your ass motherfucker.

 

Players tip: When seeing a brother on unfamilar turf don't turn your back on him by assuming he is cool with you. First off you don't know who he is yet. Secondly he may not be on your side. When you think he has your back he might just knock you out from behind with one of his timberlands. Then before you know it your without your wod of benjamins. That brother also might be out to get you for sleeping with his sister or girlfriend. If you find out this is the case, you best run or hit him in the jaw first and taunt him while he is down.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Alright, I think this one has run its course.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Czech bringing the obvious.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

Eddie should just start a thread with a new playa tip each day

[Fartsauce 0]

To me this thread is just not funny. Someone imitating a gangsta pimp or whatever the fuck that lifestyle consists of doesn't make me go 'LOLZ'. Maybe I should start a 'how to trim your pubic hairs to make them look like the wwe logo' thread. Exactly, it's just not funny. Give it up and get the fuck out of here, K, buh bye.

[The Czech Republic 0]

There's more to it than that! You have to make a shitty uninformed insult, like "shut up czech republic, what you think you're from czechoslovakia yeah whatever fat bitchass does that mean you speak czechoslovakian this is america motherfucker speak american or go make me some beer or something, no wait thats geramny cuz you suck. and cubs suck too maybe they should stop sucking, you said dont walk maybe they should get hit by a car downtown."

[Guest Theo Huckstable]

What the fuck is all this stupid bullshit in my fucking thread. I step out for a couple of days to take care of some street business and make some cash hustling and some red canadian leaf motherfuckers start trying to take this shit over. Fuck that shit motherfuckers. You fucks trying to get me to turn my back on my country fuck you bitches. I ain't movin to no fucking canada. The fuck is up there that I want. All your fucks have is snow, cheap perscritptions, and fuckin french bullshit. I don't need any of that shit. How the fuck can I hustle pills up there when the shit is already cheap. Man I can't make no coin doin that. And fuck snow motherfuckers. The hell do I want to be cold all the time having my balls all shrink upinside of me everytime I go outside. No wonder you motherfuckers don't get any pussy. Everytime you pull out your tiny little dick the chicks just laugh at you and kick you in your testicle. Well fuck that. It's fuckin hot here out on the streets when i'm in my escalade. My shit ain't shrunken all up like you canadan one inch dicks. That's why last night motherfuckers I went to town on this one hot piece of ass that I met down at the club. That bitch was fucking fine. Your little canadian dicks would have never been able to satify that shit. Why? Cause your shit is fucking all shrunk from being small. Motherfucker that shit is basically useless. Why you even got a dick? That shit don't get used. Motherfucker you ain't shit. You better just watch it bitch ass shit when you come up here talking shit about wanting me to move to your fucking shit place. Fuck that. Yo Corpse motherfucker. I'm about to fillet you a new ass motherfucker. You like being a faggot? Is sucking down dick flavored popsicles good? Well stay the fuck out of this thread bitch because you aren't a player and you aren't hardcore or swoll either. I bet you want that bald guy to suck you off then kill him self snuff style in Edmonton. Fucking faggot Canadian faggots. Go oil your ass motherfucker.

 

Players tip: When seeing a brother on unfamilar turf don't turn your back on him by assuming he is cool with you. First off you don't know who he is yet. Secondly he may not be on your side. When you think he has your back he might just knock you out from behind with one of his timberlands. Then before you know it your without your wod of benjamins. That brother also might be out to get you for sleeping with his sister or girlfriend. If you find out this is the case, you best run or hit him in the jaw first and taunt him while he is down.

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yea bitch, i know i got u shakin in ya bootz.

[Gary Floyd 0]

What the fuck is all this stupid bullshit in my fucking thread. I step out for a couple of days to take care of some street business and make some cash hustling and some red canadian leaf motherfuckers start trying to take this shit over. Fuck that shit motherfuckers. You fucks trying to get me to turn my back on my country fuck you bitches. I ain't movin to no fucking canada. The fuck is up there that I want. All your fucks have is snow, cheap perscritptions, and fuckin french bullshit. I don't need any of that shit. How the fuck can I hustle pills up there when the shit is already cheap. Man I can't make no coin doin that. And fuck snow motherfuckers. The hell do I want to be cold all the time having my balls all shrink upinside of me everytime I go outside. No wonder you motherfuckers don't get any pussy. Everytime you pull out your tiny little dick the chicks just laugh at you and kick you in your testicle. Well fuck that. It's fuckin hot here out on the streets when i'm in my escalade. My shit ain't shrunken all up like you canadan one inch dicks. That's why last night motherfuckers I went to town on this one hot piece of ass that I met down at the club. That bitch was fucking fine. Your little canadian dicks would have never been able to satify that shit. Why? Cause your shit is fucking all shrunk from being small. Motherfucker that shit is basically useless. Why you even got a dick? That shit don't get used. Motherfucker you ain't shit. You better just watch it bitch ass shit when you come up here talking shit about wanting me to move to your fucking shit place. Fuck that. Yo Corpse motherfucker. I'm about to fillet you a new ass motherfucker. You like being a faggot? Is sucking down dick flavored popsicles good? Well stay the fuck out of this thread bitch because you aren't a player and you aren't hardcore or swoll either. I bet you want that bald guy to suck you off then kill him self snuff style in Edmonton. Fucking faggot Canadian faggots. Go oil your ass motherfucker.

 

Players tip: When seeing a brother on unfamilar turf don't turn your back on him by assuming he is cool with you. First off you don't know who he is yet. Secondly he may not be on your side. When you think he has your back he might just knock you out from behind with one of his timberlands. Then before you know it your without your wod of benjamins. That brother also might be out to get you for sleeping with his sister or girlfriend. If you find out this is the case, you best run or hit him in the jaw first and taunt him while he is down.

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yea bitch, i know i got u shakin in ya bootz.

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Theo, it's about time you came in to put Eddie Winslow in his place.

[Guest Theo Huckstable]

What the fuck is all this stupid bullshit in my fucking thread. I step out for a couple of days to take care of some street business and make some cash hustling and some red canadian leaf motherfuckers start trying to take this shit over. Fuck that shit motherfuckers. You fucks trying to get me to turn my back on my country fuck you bitches. I ain't movin to no fucking canada. The fuck is up there that I want. All your fucks have is snow, cheap perscritptions, and fuckin french bullshit. I don't need any of that shit. How the fuck can I hustle pills up there when the shit is already cheap. Man I can't make no coin doin that. And fuck snow motherfuckers. The hell do I want to be cold all the time having my balls all shrink upinside of me everytime I go outside. No wonder you motherfuckers don't get any pussy. Everytime you pull out your tiny little dick the chicks just laugh at you and kick you in your testicle. Well fuck that. It's fuckin hot here out on the streets when i'm in my escalade. My shit ain't shrunken all up like you canadan one inch dicks. That's why last night motherfuckers I went to town on this one hot piece of ass that I met down at the club. That bitch was fucking fine. Your little canadian dicks would have never been able to satify that shit. Why? Cause your shit is fucking all shrunk from being small. Motherfucker that shit is basically useless. Why you even got a dick? That shit don't get used. Motherfucker you ain't shit. You better just watch it bitch ass shit when you come up here talking shit about wanting me to move to your fucking shit place. Fuck that. Yo Corpse motherfucker. I'm about to fillet you a new ass motherfucker. You like being a faggot? Is sucking down dick flavored popsicles good? Well stay the fuck out of this thread bitch because you aren't a player and you aren't hardcore or swoll either. I bet you want that bald guy to suck you off then kill him self snuff style in Edmonton. Fucking faggot Canadian faggots. Go oil your ass motherfucker.

 

Players tip: When seeing a brother on unfamilar turf don't turn your back on him by assuming he is cool with you. First off you don't know who he is yet. Secondly he may not be on your side. When you think he has your back he might just knock you out from behind with one of his timberlands. Then before you know it your without your wod of benjamins. That brother also might be out to get you for sleeping with his sister or girlfriend. If you find out this is the case, you best run or hit him in the jaw first and taunt him while he is down.

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yea bitch, i know i got u shakin in ya bootz.

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Theo, it's about time you came in to put Eddie Winslow in his place.

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i came here when my fans let me know that this ugly broke negro was trying to drag myah name in da dirt.

[Sideburnious 0]

[The Czech Republic 0]

If the girls from Sister Sister show up, I'm leaving.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Eddie was good hearted.

 

He wouldnt screw a girl for the sake of sex, as I recall...he'd rather wait, go with quality over quantity.

 

FAKE!

[Sideburnious 0]

If the girls from Sister Sister show up, I'm leaving.

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GO HOME ROGER!!!!

[Nighthawk 0]

Eddie was...

 

a Theo rip off.

[Guest Theo Huckstable]

Eddie was...

 

a Theo rip off.

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damn right, da milkman be knowin.

 

im the orignal and the greatest.

[Nighthawk 0]

But my brother, you know it was Huxtable and not Huckstable.

 

Why you gotta be spellin' your own name wrong? It's like when you told your old man, "You should love me for who I am... because I'm your son."

 

And he said "Son... that's the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life!"

 

Ya'll be trippin'... it's like when I told my wife... Camille... about natural child birth.

 

I think it's time to come clean.

 

Milky = Cos

 

Man, you gots to come legit wit it.

 

Huckstable... that's the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life!

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

First of bitches I need to address some dumb son of a bitch thats been pissing me off. Then we'll move on to something more important.

 

Get the fuck out of here Theo. Motherfucker you're dumb as hell. Can't even fuckin spell your last name. Come on bitch you gotta be able to spell that shit. How else you gonna fill out that unemployment welfare enrollment bitch. Dumb as motherfucker. Motherfucker you come up in my thread one more time I'm goign to bust you. Don't think I won't motherfucker. You haven't played with fire because your going to get fucking burnt. And thats what I'm going to do motherfucker light your bitch ass on fire when I open you up. Yeah you just going to be laying there motherfucker and I'm going to keep fuckin you up. Taking fuckin pipe to your sack motherfucker. That shit is going to be destroyed bitch! Your fucking joe boxers are going to be filled with blood from your dick and the nut from your nuts that I destroy with this fucking steel pipe. Bitch your a fucking joke. You give fucking players like me a bad name. Coming in here acting all hard and shit. Bitch you ain't shit. Say I won't cave your balls in motherfucker say i fucking won't. That's right. When you're laying on the ground half dead cupping your broken scrotum your gonna be watching me impregnate fucking Rudy. That's right motherfucker.

 

Now back to what I wanted to fucking talk about. I'm sick of fat dudes being all angry and shit. Ever notice that fucking shit. Fat motherfuckers are always fucking more on edge and angry then the normal bro. I think I've figure out why. I went in that thread with those 2 fat bastards in it and when I was out at the club last night and saw this fat fucker getting kicked out. It's because fat fucks ain't gettin no pie. They get too much of the food pie. Ain't that right Czech Republic, motherfucker I'm not finished with you yet. I just remembered your ass was asking for a beat down before I got busy the past few days. Watch it motherfucker or you're going to end up getting fucked and eaten by pigs. Back to fat fucks. Listen fatties you need to get some ass so you aren't such angry little cunts to the world thinking everyone cause you pain. Fuck you guys. you guys are fucking pathetic. Worthless motherfuckers. Quit being little bitches and just shut up. I'm not going to sit here and piss around. This is what you need to do to get some sex so you want be fucking pathetic and angry. First off, bitch you need to fucking cut down on the food intake. motherfucking slobs. You can't go out with a chick to the date and take her to a fucking buffet just so you can get a shit load of food for 15 bucks. Fuck that. Drop some money on her at dinner and not some greasy fucking spoon. Take her somewhere nice. Trust me you'll spend less money feeding her then you will going out and getting pornography or a hooker. Second step is bitch you need to fucking lose some pounds and cut your fucking hair. No girl likes a dude with nappy hair trim that shit up and wash it man. Fuck. You also need to fucking work out and get cut. motherfucker how you going to have any stamina in the sack if your just a tub of goo. Your ass needs to be in shape. Motherfucker you're not in shape plain and simple. You need to get that fucking classic v-shape motherfucker. Chicks dig that shit. Do a pyramid workout plan you lazy bastard that way when you are finally all jakked up you can wear the bitch out in bed instead of being a lazy slob and just laying there with her on top of you tiny cock. Third point bitch fucking shower before you go out. You don't have anything better to do. Motherfucker yes you stink. That fucking wet dog smell is you and you fucking know it. Go get some fucking soap and a wash cloth and clean your fucking nasty body. You think some chick is going to want to get naked with you if you smell like fucking dog shit? Fuck no motherfucker! If you sprayed axe all over your cock and balls you think she'll want to go down on you? Fuck yeah motherfucker! That shit has to be clean first dumb shit. Just don't fucking spray cologne on over your musk and your stank. That shit will then just smell like stank, shit, and cologne. Bitch all that equals you jackin yourself off that night after the date. The last point bitch is fucking tick out your ride. Bitches wet for that shit. Don't bring your mom's fucking mini-van dumbasses. That shit makes you look like a fat son of a bitch that lives with your mom. That's what you are trying to get away from. Find some pimp escalade or h2. Thats what you need fill it with a sound system and bump some rhymes. Her panties will be on the floor of that ride before you know it. Shut up motherfucker. I know what I'm talking about. Your the fucker that doesn't know go follow these steps and quit being a fat son of a btich with a one inch cock that doesn't get pussy and is angry at the world for being fat and ugly.

 

Players tip: Bring a rubber. Yeah I know you don't want to use it. Well guess what. You fucking don't have to. The bitch may ask if you got one. Thats when you pull it out and show her. She'll be fucking happy and forget about it. Then slip it on and when your about to start going to town on her slip that shit off. She ain't going to know. Fuck slip that shit off while your flickin her bean with your tongue. You know that shit feels better with out a fucking hood. Just make sure you leave in the morning before she wakes up.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

IT JUST DOESN'T DIE! It's like Eddie Winslow's career! Oh wait...

 

If you sprayed axe all over your cock and balls you think she'll want to go down on you? Fuck yeah motherfucker!

 

This man will believe anything he sees on commercials, won't he?

 

Find some pimp escalade or h2. Thats what you need fill it with a sound system and bump some rhymes. Her panties will be on the floor of that ride before you know it.

 

I'm gonna take your word on that. If I don't get some panties off, I'm coming back on here and ripping you apart.

 

eh.

[Nighthawk 0]

Y'see, since you were talking about believing everything you see in commercials, I feel very strongly about that as well. A child... will watch a commercial... and then come to me smiling, and I cannot help but smile at the child because the child looks like me, and I say "What are smiling... ABOUT?" And the child will say "I"m smiling because I need money, to buy..." and then they will say whatever filth flarn filth flarn filth the television has told them to buy.

And now I have to say to the child, I say "Chiiiiild. When you work for your money you will understand that in my day I had to walk uphill to school both ways. And I cannot be giving you the money that I worked HARD for. Now, I brought you in this world, I'll take you out. Now if you come up in here again and tell me about you NEED money for this that and the other thing, you will see ME do some serious dancing... onya face!"

Now, the only commercial that always tell the truth are JELLO Pudding. You can always believe what they say. Also Kodak film.

[Guest Theo Huckstable]

eddie, what u gonnah do bitch? i changed my name to update my image muthafuckah! sure, i ain't makin' no eddie murphy money, but at least im gettin' work and not sittin' at home all day talkin shit like im king....bitch u aint nuthin! now what yo azz needs to doah, is clean up. put down da joint and look for some employment. maybe then you azz wont be so hostile and do nuthin but talk shit all day. man i bet yo azz haznt been laid in yearsah. u probably gettin ready to call up waldo and go to da mall, and try to pick up pussy. all uzah gonnah end up with is ur cock back in ur hand within a few hourz az u cry about life and shit.

 

EAT A DICK BITCH!

[Nighthawk 0]

Now, y'know son, Eddie was in that movie about Don King, and he played Muhammad Ali. Now, when I was in the Philidelphia projects, Cassius Clay used to come in and box with us.

And I was boxing him man, and I was boxin' up the stuff, and we were jukin' and jivin' but at the same time... I KNEW he had better skills... than me.

And so if Eddie did a MOVIE and played Cassius Clay, you should have some respet, because all you did lately was a tv show... with Luke Perry... and every knows that when you do shows with soap opera stars, that means your career has gone down, y'see?

And you also need to cut those dreadlocks.

[Guest Theo Huckstable]

i don't wanna have toah compare careers hereah but im far superoir to dat winslow niggah.

 

and quit actin like my popz milkman.

 

and da dreads be pimp

[Nighthawk 0]

Milky has done a gimmick poster without even bothering to register a new account. Bow down niggas. Y'see?