Mole 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2005 Fuckin DEEEEBO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2005 ewww I can see his pubes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2005 Guess he got tired of people wanting to kick his ass for his crappy act. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2005 Alright...I'm officially pissed off that I'm not as in shape as fucking CARROT TOP. *does 100 push ups* Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fökai 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2005 The guy's been ripped for a few years now. Proof is the Wrestlemania XIX commercial he did with Steph. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2005 Pull up your pants, you ugly mother fucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2005 Someone has a landing strip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 This is pretty unreal to look at whats happened to the guy. Im used to the skinny ugly redheaded guy hosting an early morning cartoon show on cartoon network and selling collect call services, not being Scott Steiner Version 2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 To be fair, I think he did admit to using steroids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 He is still deeeeebo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Unless I see otherwise, no, I don't believe he's done steroids. He's just a giant freak. Reason why... I heard that all Carrot Top does in his free time is workout, smoke weed, and cry. Yes, cry. The image of CT doing some curls with a weight in one hand and smoking a joint with the other and then crying after he lets the smoke out cracked me up for days. It was just too pathetic for me to think about. The dude has issues...while also being damn rich. Whatta putz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skywarp! 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 It's a great move on his part. Are you going to heckle that? I don't think so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 I will say this...CT has veins that could rival Batista's or Scott Steiner's. Those are some juice worthy guns he's got there. Here's the problem with CT getting all buffed out now... Comedians are supposed to be laughed at. Part of that is the self deprecation that comes with looking like a slob or, at least, an average Joe. Comedians are not supposed to look like bodybuilders. It's like Bizarro world Carrot Top. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Speaking of disturbed comedians, who saw Louie Anderson on Oprah bawling like a baby over his alcoholic father. I mean god damn, I feel sorry for the guy, but I don't want to see that. That's how this is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 No wonder he tried getting head from a dude then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 He lives in central Florida. A couple years back, he was walking in as I was leaving this record store in Orlando. A little bit later, as I was driving away, I had to slow down and stop, so he could cross the street. To this day, I regret not running him over. But he probably would've put a huge dent in my car, that fucking meathead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 If you would have ran him over, I would have paid you $100 in relatively small and variously marked bills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2005 If you would have ran him over, I would have paid you $100 in relatively small and variously marked bills. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is that the money you've saved with 1-800 COLLECT? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2005 I could still kick his ass and at the end of the day that's all that matters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
