Enigma 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Dark Match *Sylvain Grenier defeated ??? Velocity *Big Vito defeated ??? *Doug Basham defeated Caprice Coleman. *Simon Dean defeated Russell Simpson. *Scotty 2 Hotty defeated William Regal by DQ when Paul Birchall interfered, making his TV debut. Regal and Birchall laid out Scotty. Smackdown *Randy Orton (with Bob Orton) defeated Hardcore Holly. *Teddy Long and a "UPN representative" announced the Friday Night Smackdown change and that the first Friday episode would feature WWE World champion Batista vs. JBL in a Summerslam rematch *The Peep Show with special guests Booker T and Sharmell. The Mexicools came out and ended up being run off by Christian and Booker. *Heidenreich defeated Joey Mercury via DQ when Johnny Nitro used a chair on Heidenreich. *Backstage, Chris Benoit said he beat Orlando Jordan faster then he could drink a cup of coffee and they played the tape of the Summerslam match in a split screen with him drinking coffee. *Backstage, JBL was going off on Orlando Jordan for losing. The main event tonight is Rey Mysterio & Chris Benoit & Batista vs. JBL & Orlando Jordan & Eddie Guerrero. *Super Crazy and Psicosis defeated Booker T and Christian. Sharmell and Christian ended up arguing and he walked out. Crazy pinned Booker. *Backstage, Randy Orton was with his father Bob Orton and said that at Summerslam, The Undertaker's legacy was destroyed. They signed an Undertaker DVD and said it would be going up for auction on the WWE website with the proceeds going to the Undertaker retirement fund. *Teddy Long came out and announced a Lingerie match between Christy Hemme and Stacy Keibler. The Network representative came out and said that they couldn't have it on TV (Note from Mike: Oh God, they are doing ECW on TNN angles?) so they had it just for the live crowd with Hemme winning. *Ken Kennedy pinned Funaki in his Smackdown debut. *They aired a video for John Cena's CD. *Rey Mysterio & Batista & Chris Benoit defeated Eddie Guerrero & JBL & Orlando Jordan after Jordan took all three finishers. The crowd went nuts for Batista. Quick Results: -- Randy Orton defeated Hardcore Holly -- Heidenreich defeated Joey Mercury by DQ -- Super Crazy & Psicosis defeated Booker T. & Christian -- Ken Kennedy defeated Funaki -- Batista, Chris Benoit, & Rey Mysterio defeated JBL, Eddie Guerrero, & Orlando Jordan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 *Backstage, Chris Benoit said he beat Orlando Jordan faster then he could drink a cup of coffee and they played the tape of the Summerslam match in a split screen with him drinking coffee. YES. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Orlando Jordan getting his ass kicked by everyone in the main. I'm not sure whether to enjoy that or be mad that he's even getting such choice screen time in the main event. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Not too bad a lineup, though I can't tell if Christian's a face or a heel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 *Backstage, Chris Benoit said he beat Orlando Jordan faster then he could drink a cup of coffee and they played the tape of the Summerslam match in a split screen with him drinking coffee. YES. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's a fucking great segment. And looking at the main event results...who the living hell did Jordan piss off? He's getting totally buried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strummer 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 I see Vince is already "getting back" at UPN with making an angle out of their problems with the Hassan deal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 *Teddy Long and a "UPN representative" announced the Friday Night Smackdown change and that the first Friday episode would feature WWE World champion Batista vs. JBL in a Summerslam rematch I don't think this will help with their new Friday night slot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *KNK* Report post Posted August 24, 2005 *Teddy Long and a "UPN representative" announced the Friday Night Smackdown change and that the first Friday episode would feature WWE World champion Batista vs. JBL in a Summerslam rematch I don't think this will help with their new Friday night slot. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What does WWE care now? Friday night is DEATH on television and UPN doesnt have a Saturday night national broadcast. Like UPN execs even watch WWE, unless they hear about a backlash. I just hate them going the obvious route. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 BURCHILL MOTHER FUCKERS~~! I have yet to see Ken Kennedy, so I'm interested in seeing his little schtick. From what you guys say, it's pretty good. That Benoit segment is fucking great to just read. I love that and can't wait to see that on TV. And I would like to actually see a Network angle. While it hurt ECW, I was a big fan of the Network and the Cyrus character. Now if only they had Rollerjam on UPN... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *KNK* Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Ken Kennedy appears on Velocity once and already gets promoted and Kazarian spent 5 weeks there and never got "called up"... I'm guessing Paul London got lost on the way to Stamford for his march Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Hell yea, that Benoit coffee segment sounds like gold. I'm very much looking forward to seeing this Burchill guy in WWE. I just hope they allow some of his incredible athletic ability to be shown off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Benoit needs to drink the coffee using a straw passing through the void in his teeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Ken Kennedy appears on Velocity once and already gets promoted and Kazarian spent 5 weeks there and never got "called up"... I'm guessing Paul London got lost on the way to Stamford for his march <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That saddens me. I'm such a big fan of the guy that I first scan the spoiler for his name and then read the rest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 I'm watching this solely for coffee. And Velocity for Birchill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quit Calling My Mama 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 BURCHILL!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danville_Wrestling 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 I'm glad I move back to college next week so I can start watching SD! again. That Benoit segment and Orlando taking all three finishers from the faces sounds kick ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 So did BURCHILL!!!!!!!!!!!! downgrade his moveset to big boot, lariat, chokeslam, powerbomb, ddt, armbar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nokia Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Where's Paul London ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 *The Peep Show with special guests Booker T and Sharmell. The Mexicools came out and ended up being run off by Christian and Booker. *Super Crazy and Psicosis defeated Booker T and Christian. Sharmell and Christian ended up arguing and he walked out. Crazy pinned Booker. Christian's still the heel, he just had a momentarily lapse of tweenership to forward an upcoming feud with Mr. and Mrs. Sharmell Sullivan. *Backstage, Chris Benoit said he beat Orlando Jordan faster then he could drink a cup of coffee and they played the tape of the Summerslam match in a split screen with him drinking coffee. Jesus loves us. the first Friday episode would feature WWE World champion Batista vs. JBL in a Summerslam rematch ...or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Is OJ losing all the time going to lead to JBL firing him (ala Virgil) and the two feuding? Aren't the two of them supposedly real-life friends? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *KNK* Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Is OJ losing all the time going to lead to JBL firing him (ala Virgil) and the two feuding? Aren't the two of them supposedly real-life friends? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> real life friends can't play feud on a scripted television show? It only works if JBL brings the Million Dollar Belt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Is OJ losing all the time going to lead to JBL firing him (ala Virgil) and the two feuding? Aren't the two of them supposedly real-life friends? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> real life friends can't play feud on a scripted television show? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Matt & Edge are doing it. Ha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Team Angle Pusher 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 What they should do is have Christian and Booker T feud, then one of them becomes no.1 contender for the United States Title. They could have a 3-Way feud, Benoit - Christian - Booker T. I would like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ransome Report post Posted August 24, 2005 *Teddy Long and a "UPN representative" announced the Friday Night Smackdown change and that the first Friday episode would feature WWE World champion Batista vs. JBL in a Summerslam rematch <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is it too much to hope that this will be JBL's last world title match ? This match needs to be Batista defeating JBL surely and swiftly and moving on to new contenders, especially after JBL's 15 agonising months in the SD main events. When is the actual Friday night change happening again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Team Angle Pusher 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Who's Batista facing next? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 Who's Batista facing next? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was up in the air between Randy Orton and Eddie Guerrero. Judging from the spoilers, Orton looks like he'll be continuing his feud with The Undertaker, so it looks like Guerrero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Team Angle Pusher 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 WTf Guerrero against Batista after Guerrero just lost every fucking match against Rey Mysterio and got totally humiliated? Yeah that match would sell PPV's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 WTf Guerrero against Batista after Guerrero just lost every fucking match against Rey Mysterio and got totally humiliated? Yeah that match would sell PPV's. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It didn't stop WWE from giving Jericho (who's lost every PPV match this year and didn't earn a title shot in a match or wrestle much at the time until just 2 weeks before Summerslam) a WWE title shot on Raw against Cena. This is unfortunately how WWE logic works, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neil-o-Mac 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 What they should do is have Christian and Booker T feud, then one of them becomes no.1 contender for the United States Title. They could have a 3-Way feud, Benoit - Christian - Booker T. I would like that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was thinking something a bit different - maybe they'll do another Booker vs. Benoit Best of 7 for the US title? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 And looking at the main event results...who the living hell did Jordan piss off? He's getting totally buried. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The fans for being US champ so long? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
