Hi!

[Guest DonVito]

Maria you should probably take me up on my offer to help protect you on the board here. I see you sitting down there reading the thread. All those other jack offs down there reading it, (Porter, JJ Johnson, Bob Barron, FromBeyondTheGrave, and UndertakerHart) hands off bitches I got dibs on her.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

You can have her. I find all this comical. That's as far as my interest in this particular topic goes.

[The Czech Republic]

Please tell me all these friendly overtures are tongue-in-cheek

[Guest DonVito]

Czech I don't play games. You should know this by now.

[Shooting Star]

Hey Maria como estas! me imagino que tu sabes español por el nombre...bueno mi nombre es Eduardo tengo 17 años y soy de Puerto Rico pero vivo en Republica Dominicana.

 

No le hagas caso a ellos es que normalmente aqui son todos hombres...namas hay como 2 o 3 nenas. Bueno ya tu sabes que la pases bien aqui son todos unos locos...chekeate los archivos de las mejores threads pa que te rias mucho

[The Niggardly King]

What da fuck you just type?

[The Czech Republic]

I'm a French speaker, so this is gonna be rough

 

Hey Maria, what's up? I bet you have Spanish for a name...good! My name is Edward, I'm 17, I'm from Puerto Rico, but my dog lives in the Dominican Republic.

 

Don't haggle water from my friends. They know 2 or 3 girls. But if you wanna get crazy, check out Classic Threads, they're really funny.

[Guest clockworkraven]

Don't haggle water from my friends.

 

Is this some slang that hasn't made it to Australia yet? I'm gonna start using it.

[Sideburnious]

Please tell me all these friendly overtures are tongue-in-cheek

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I'm guessing no which makes it even more hilarious.

 

 

 

 

Maria, welcome. Have fun because you probably will, just don't take 90% of the shit here seriously.

[Black Lushus]

Czech's translation made me spit my morning Dew out...

 

I think a pornbot with that same picture PMed me on Yahoo once...

[TheFranchise]

I'm a French speaker, so this is gonna be rough

 

Hey Maria, what's up? I bet you have Spanish for a name...good! My name is Edward, I'm 17, I'm from Puerto Rico, but my dog lives in the Dominican Republic.

 

Don't haggle water from my friends. They know 2 or 3 girls. But if you wanna get crazy, check out Classic Threads, they're really funny.

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Brillant.

[nl5xsk1]

That reminds me, how many gimmick posters on TSM do we have?

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Amended for accuracy.

[Black Lushus]

what I hate is that these gimmicks just don't even try anymore...the best ones are the ones that completely fool you...

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

Hey Maria como estas! me imagino que tu sabes español por el nombre...bueno mi nombre es Eduardo tengo 17 años y soy de Puerto Rico pero vivo en Republica Dominicana.

 

No le hagas caso a ellos es que normalmente aqui son todos hombres...namas hay como 2 o 3 nenas.  Bueno ya tu sabes que la pases bien aqui son todos unos locos...chekeate los archivos de las mejores threads pa que te rias mucho 

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You sly dog. Does your girlfriend know about the 2-3 babies?

[Nighthawk]

It is approximately... 2 pm. I'm at work, where I operate heavy machinery, and I'm now on my third bottle of vodka. But that's me. Yourself?

[Guest Reservoir_Kitty]

All I'd like to say is "hello" to Maria, and kudos to the Teen Girl Squad reference.

[Zack Malibu]

This was better when her name was Tiffani Malibu.

[Guest Brian]

Hey Maria como estas! me imagino que tu sabes español por el nombre...bueno mi nombre es Eduardo tengo 17 años y soy de Puerto Rico pero vivo en Republica Dominicana.

 

No le hagas caso a ellos es que normalmente aqui son todos hombres...namas hay como 2 o 3 nenas.  Bueno ya tu sabes que la pases bien aqui son todos unos locos...chekeate los archivos de las mejores threads pa que te rias mucho 

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You sly dog. Does your girlfriend know about the 2-3 babies?

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My spanish is rusty, and I don't recognize namas, but I think what he's saying is that there are like two or three little babies.

 

And that were all a little crazy.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

I know, but the translation from Spanish to English makes it more hilarious.

[Guest Vitamin X]

This was better when her name was Tiffani Malibu.

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My thoughts exactly. Tiffani actually managed to fool everyone, too.

 

Also, I think Czech was joking for the most part but the actual translation:

Hey Maria how are you! I'd imagine you know Spanish judging by your name...Well my name is Eduardo I'm 17 years old and I'm from Puerto Rico but I live in Dominican Republic.

 

Don't listen to them normally here it's all men...there are only like 2 or 3 chicks. Well now you know to have a good time here, we're all crazy...check the Classic Threads archives so you can laugh a lot

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

My thoughts exactly. Tiffani actually managed to fool everyone, too.

 

No it didn't. Anyone who talks to Zack regularly knew that was the Real Zack right off, so it was no mystery.

[Mole]

I was thinking about that the other day.

 

Odd.

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I wouldn't buy peanut butter that had Mole's pic on the jar.

[Zack Malibu]

My thoughts exactly. Tiffani actually managed to fool everyone, too.

 

No it didn't. Anyone who talks to Zack regularly knew that was the Real Zack right off, so it was no mystery.

 

Not true. You were the first one to know, and then after some time went by that night I clued Banky, Milky and Paul in. Then everyone went on the witchhunt and I dropped it before someone's head exploded thinking too much about it.

[The Czech Republic]

This was better when her name was Tiffani Malibu.

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My thoughts exactly. Tiffani actually managed to fool everyone, too.

 

Also, I think Czech was joking for the most part but the actual translation:

Hey Maria how are you! I'd imagine you know Spanish judging by your name...Well my name is Eduardo I'm 17 years old and I'm from Puerto Rico but I live in Dominican Republic.

 

Don't listen to them normally here it's all men...there are only like 2 or 3 chicks. Well now you know to have a good time here, we're all crazy...check the Classic Threads archives so you can laugh a lot

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I was trying legitimately for a while, until I got to "hagas aqui hombres" and decided it meant "don't haggle water with my friends."

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

My thoughts exactly. Tiffani actually managed to fool everyone, too.

 

No it didn't. Anyone who talks to Zack regularly knew that was the Real Zack right off, so it was no mystery.

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Not true. You were the first one to know, and then after some time went by that night I clued Banky, Milky and Paul in. Then everyone went on the witchhunt and I dropped it before someone's head exploded thinking too much about it.

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I miss Paul...

[tekcop]

You should all talk to Maria on AIM. She'd good fun. Easily one of the better gimmick posters in quite a while.

[Guest Coffey]

So how long 'til "she's" posting in LSD?

[Guest Vitamin X]

Maria reminds me of SweetSexyDiva, if anyone here remembers her.

[The Czech Republic]

I called her an unfiltered inbox come to life.