dubq Posted August 30, 2005 Report Posted August 30, 2005 Well, ok I'm thinking "what is this y'all is you saying?" Well, then I wonder how I am still alive.
Guest XxMariaSantosxX Posted August 30, 2005 Report Posted August 30, 2005 Well, now we're getting some place.
nl5xsk1 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Posted August 30, 2005 I Love Posting at TheSmartMarks.Com! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Stephen J, you're hot and all, but you'd probably look better with your natural hair color.
Zack Malibu Posted August 30, 2005 Report Posted August 30, 2005 I Love Posting at TheSmartMarks.Com! Stephen J, you're hot and all, but you'd probably look better with your natural hair color. Wait...why are we talking about hair color here?
Slayer Posted August 30, 2005 Report Posted August 30, 2005 "Look at me, I'm an attention whore" Babelfishized into Spanish and then back into English "Míreme, I puta of the attention is one"
nl5xsk1 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Posted August 30, 2005 I Love Posting at TheSmartMarks.Com! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Stephen J, you're hot and all, but you'd probably look better with your natural hair color. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait...why are we talking about hair color here? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> B/c I thought talking about the ginormous rack was too predictable ... Tiffani.
Guest XxMariaSantosxX Posted August 30, 2005 Report Posted August 30, 2005 Well, a lot of you guys have started getting shit. Well, here it is. I'm thinking "Well, here are these people and they're saying all these things and they won't see what I say about wrestling because. Well, they don't care because I haven't had a good time explaining. Well, I guess I have to go." Nobody want talk to me, well, they will just talk about me and my talking. So, listen. Bye, I'll see you.
Carnival Posted August 30, 2005 Report Posted August 30, 2005 Maria, please do not go! peeple aren't so mean. this board will dead be without you. by way the love i think i feel on you. Maria pleeezeeee!!!!!!
Big McLargeHuge Posted August 30, 2005 Report Posted August 30, 2005 So, we're not getting any tit pics? This thread is useless.
Ravenbomb Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 MARIAAAAAAAAAAA!!! MAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA!!! *gay dancing, dies in a knife fight*
Nighthawk Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 There's something you don't know... There's something you don't know... Yo daughter like that dick. She like that dick. Yo daughter like that dick. And ain't nothin' you can do about it.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A WINNER IS YOU
Stephen Joseph Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 i gave this thread a cleavage pic
Guest XxMariaSantosxX Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 Well, everybody been saying a lot of things, and well, they are saying things about all of that. They saying, well, they don't think I'm ganna talk right to them and they are laughing. Well, wait. What the hell? Well, ok. I'll say everything about Maria. Well, I'm 21. I'm very short, 157cm. I live in Spain and I come here to America, North Carolina to be a student. I'm ganna study Politic Engineering and I wanna teach politic at home. I didn't see wrestling, WWE, at home, and the family here watch it and I'm thinking "Well, this is very fun." So I'm coming on the internet to learn about it and have a good time. Well, which I did. But now people are ganna say their penis in my ear, and I'm on a soap opera, and all of that. Well, what the hell??? Well, so I trying to start over and be a friend here and I wanna be great friend with all of you guys. But why everybody having fun at me?
Nighthawk Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 Hey girl, a cock couldn't fit in yo damn ear. At least I hope not. That'd be a fucked up ear.
Guest Theo Huckstable Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 i see her mo as a cock in da BUTT type a girl.
Ravenbomb Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 Hey girl, a cock couldn't fit in yo damn ear. At least I hope not. That'd be a fucked up ear. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> maybe she's got Otocephaly
Black Lushus Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 this has to be the funniest gimmick I've seen since Banders...
nl5xsk1 Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 Hey girl, a cock couldn't fit in yo damn ear. At least I hope not. That'd be a fucked up ear. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or a fucked up (tiny) cock. Maybe Ravenbomb's Irish.
Shooting Star Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 I'm confused....can anyone explain the whole Maria gimmick to me?
Guest Coffey Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 I'm confused....can anyone explain the whole Maria gimmick to me? The best part about this is that the guy looks to be about 30 years old, and has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING better to do than to create a fake account at a pro wrestling message board, pretend to be a hot latina with bad grammar, and then pull the trigger on his 'well thought out' "GAG" and tell us he is a guy, we are gay for PMing him, and we shouldn't like wrestling.
Ravenbomb Posted September 1, 2005 Report Posted September 1, 2005 Hey girl, a cock couldn't fit in yo damn ear. At least I hope not. That'd be a fucked up ear. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or a fucked up (tiny) cock. Maybe Ravenbomb's Irish. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no, she's just got Otocephaly in real life
Guest Vitamin X Posted August 12, 2008 Report Posted August 12, 2008 Happy birthday, MariaSantos! Well, hope you have good time in politic engineering!
Kinetic Posted August 12, 2008 Report Posted August 12, 2008 I wasn't aware of this until just now. Pretty solid gimmick.
Nighthawk Posted August 12, 2008 Report Posted August 12, 2008 Theo Huckstable was me... I forgot about that, I was awesome.
Guest Vitamin X Posted August 12, 2008 Report Posted August 12, 2008 Fact: MariaSantos' IP doesn't resolve to any active member on the board, but it shows the internet service as belonging to Cox Communications in Atlanta. So, I have a hunch that I know who it is, and I'm a bit surprised. And yes that person did post in this thread, as well.
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