Guest DonVito Report post Posted August 29, 2005 Maria you should probably take me up on my offer to help protect you on the board here. I see you sitting down there reading the thread. All those other jack offs down there reading it, (Porter, JJ Johnson, Bob Barron, FromBeyondTheGrave, and UndertakerHart) hands off bitches I got dibs on her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 You can have her. I find all this comical. That's as far as my interest in this particular topic goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 Please tell me all these friendly overtures are tongue-in-cheek Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DonVito Report post Posted August 29, 2005 Czech I don't play games. You should know this by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Star 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 Hey Maria como estas! me imagino que tu sabes español por el nombre...bueno mi nombre es Eduardo tengo 17 años y soy de Puerto Rico pero vivo en Republica Dominicana. No le hagas caso a ellos es que normalmente aqui son todos hombres...namas hay como 2 o 3 nenas. Bueno ya tu sabes que la pases bien aqui son todos unos locos...chekeate los archivos de las mejores threads pa que te rias mucho Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 What da fuck you just type? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 I'm a French speaker, so this is gonna be rough Hey Maria, what's up? I bet you have Spanish for a name...good! My name is Edward, I'm 17, I'm from Puerto Rico, but my dog lives in the Dominican Republic. Don't haggle water from my friends. They know 2 or 3 girls. But if you wanna get crazy, check out Classic Threads, they're really funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest clockworkraven Report post Posted August 29, 2005 Don't haggle water from my friends. Is this some slang that hasn't made it to Australia yet? I'm gonna start using it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 Please tell me all these friendly overtures are tongue-in-cheek <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm guessing no which makes it even more hilarious. Maria, welcome. Have fun because you probably will, just don't take 90% of the shit here seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 Czech's translation made me spit my morning Dew out... I think a pornbot with that same picture PMed me on Yahoo once... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 I'm a French speaker, so this is gonna be rough Hey Maria, what's up? I bet you have Spanish for a name...good! My name is Edward, I'm 17, I'm from Puerto Rico, but my dog lives in the Dominican Republic. Don't haggle water from my friends. They know 2 or 3 girls. But if you wanna get crazy, check out Classic Threads, they're really funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brillant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 That reminds me, how many gimmick posters on TSM do we have? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Amended for accuracy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 what I hate is that these gimmicks just don't even try anymore...the best ones are the ones that completely fool you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 Hey Maria como estas! me imagino que tu sabes español por el nombre...bueno mi nombre es Eduardo tengo 17 años y soy de Puerto Rico pero vivo en Republica Dominicana. No le hagas caso a ellos es que normalmente aqui son todos hombres...namas hay como 2 o 3 nenas. Bueno ya tu sabes que la pases bien aqui son todos unos locos...chekeate los archivos de las mejores threads pa que te rias mucho <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You sly dog. Does your girlfriend know about the 2-3 babies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 It is approximately... 2 pm. I'm at work, where I operate heavy machinery, and I'm now on my third bottle of vodka. But that's me. Yourself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Reservoir_Kitty Report post Posted August 29, 2005 All I'd like to say is "hello" to Maria, and kudos to the Teen Girl Squad reference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 This was better when her name was Tiffani Malibu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted August 29, 2005 Hey Maria como estas! me imagino que tu sabes español por el nombre...bueno mi nombre es Eduardo tengo 17 años y soy de Puerto Rico pero vivo en Republica Dominicana. No le hagas caso a ellos es que normalmente aqui son todos hombres...namas hay como 2 o 3 nenas. Bueno ya tu sabes que la pases bien aqui son todos unos locos...chekeate los archivos de las mejores threads pa que te rias mucho <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You sly dog. Does your girlfriend know about the 2-3 babies? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My spanish is rusty, and I don't recognize namas, but I think what he's saying is that there are like two or three little babies. And that were all a little crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 I know, but the translation from Spanish to English makes it more hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted August 29, 2005 This was better when her name was Tiffani Malibu. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My thoughts exactly. Tiffani actually managed to fool everyone, too. Also, I think Czech was joking for the most part but the actual translation: Hey Maria how are you! I'd imagine you know Spanish judging by your name...Well my name is Eduardo I'm 17 years old and I'm from Puerto Rico but I live in Dominican Republic. Don't listen to them normally here it's all men...there are only like 2 or 3 chicks. Well now you know to have a good time here, we're all crazy...check the Classic Threads archives so you can laugh a lot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted August 29, 2005 My thoughts exactly. Tiffani actually managed to fool everyone, too. No it didn't. Anyone who talks to Zack regularly knew that was the Real Zack right off, so it was no mystery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 I was thinking about that the other day. Odd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 I wouldn't buy peanut butter that had Mole's pic on the jar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 My thoughts exactly. Tiffani actually managed to fool everyone, too. No it didn't. Anyone who talks to Zack regularly knew that was the Real Zack right off, so it was no mystery. Not true. You were the first one to know, and then after some time went by that night I clued Banky, Milky and Paul in. Then everyone went on the witchhunt and I dropped it before someone's head exploded thinking too much about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2005 This was better when her name was Tiffani Malibu. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My thoughts exactly. Tiffani actually managed to fool everyone, too. Also, I think Czech was joking for the most part but the actual translation: Hey Maria how are you! I'd imagine you know Spanish judging by your name...Well my name is Eduardo I'm 17 years old and I'm from Puerto Rico but I live in Dominican Republic. Don't listen to them normally here it's all men...there are only like 2 or 3 chicks. Well now you know to have a good time here, we're all crazy...check the Classic Threads archives so you can laugh a lot <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was trying legitimately for a while, until I got to "hagas aqui hombres" and decided it meant "don't haggle water with my friends." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted August 30, 2005 My thoughts exactly. Tiffani actually managed to fool everyone, too. No it didn't. Anyone who talks to Zack regularly knew that was the Real Zack right off, so it was no mystery. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not true. You were the first one to know, and then after some time went by that night I clued Banky, Milky and Paul in. Then everyone went on the witchhunt and I dropped it before someone's head exploded thinking too much about it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I miss Paul... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2005 You should all talk to Maria on AIM. She'd good fun. Easily one of the better gimmick posters in quite a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted August 30, 2005 So how long 'til "she's" posting in LSD? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted August 30, 2005 Maria reminds me of SweetSexyDiva, if anyone here remembers her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2005 I called her an unfiltered inbox come to life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
