Boon Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 "Cena 3:16 says I've already seen this before." Best sign ever.
BorneAgain Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Tyson Tomko v John Cena in a "who needs to go back to OVW and work on their in ring abilities" match. I wonder if they are using the Cena has a concussion as an excuse for him getting ready to have a shitty match? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then he must have had that concussion for last year or so.
Guest Jim Ross Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 What is it with hosses and pointed facial hair? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> pointed facial hair = ratings
ChrisMWaters Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 What is it with hosses and pointed facial hair? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> pointed facial hair = ratings <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They all want to be Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart
Gary Floyd Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Did Cade and Murdoch get worse in their promo from the last 2 weeks? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nonsense. Or at least, I didn't notice, because I was blinded by the utter awesomeness of the gimmick. Know what I mean? This Raw runs very homosexually, but is it the most homoerotic of them all? We've had Venis and Viscera v. the Heart Throbs, Flair with a vice grip on Carlito's nuts, and Murdoch nearly dropping trou. The only one I can recall that comes close is the night of the infamous Triple H/Steiner posedown. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You forgot Flair saying "At Unforgiven, I'm gonna take a bite outta your ass!" Doesn't get any gayer than that.
Dangerous A Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 The sitout hiptoss has to go, NOW! It's just utterly horrible.
Dips Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Haven't we had quite a lot of wrestling on this show compared to normal and hardly any talking? More matches in the past hour than we normally get in two hours. Edit: Still at least 2 more matches to go as well.
Guest Jim Ross Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Ah fuck off cena. Why was Tomko put in that match anyway?
BorneAgain Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Ah fuck off cena. Why was Tomko put in that match anyway? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He solved the problem of not having a big, tough looking guy for Cena to go over for one night.
Dangerous A Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 I wish I could give the writing team and Cena a concussion so they would know that you don't act like that when you have a concussion.
Anakin Flair Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Now, who didn't see THAT comming?
Guest *KNK* Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Haven't we had quite a lot of wrestling on this show compared to normal and hardly any talking? More matches in the past hour than we normally get in two hours. Edit: Still at least 2 more matches to go as well. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd kill for a 30 minute Triple H promo right now.
Dangerous A Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Kurt should break the spinner belt. Then he would rule you all.
ChrisMWaters Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Angle kills Cena. ANd he doesn't look right holding the Cena Belt.
Guest Jim Ross Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Who was the guy on here who loved Angle but hated every storyline and character he was given? What does he think of the current Kurt Angle? Im getting a kick out of it anyway, And if Cena wins my viewing future may be in jeopardy
Open the Muggy Gate Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 That mouthguard has got to go.
Dangerous A Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Who was the guy on here who loved Angle but hated every storyline and character he was given? What does he think of the current Kurt Angle? Im getting a kick out of it anyway, And if Cena wins my viewing future may be in jeopardy <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Anglesault.
razazteca Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 I'd kill for a 10 minute HBK promo right now.
Guest *KNK* Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Who was the guy on here who loved Angle but hated every storyline and character he was given? What does he think of the current Kurt Angle? Im getting a kick out of it anyway, And if Cena wins my viewing future may be in jeopardy <{POST_SNAPBACK}> AngleSault?
Dr. Zaius Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Can someone please sell me on Cena and list some positives and reasons to like him? Whats his upside? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He can cut excellent promos when he's not preoccupied with pandering to the crowd, over-using his catchphrases, or relying on homophobic plays on words.
Guest Jim Ross Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Ah fuck off cena. Why was Tomko put in that match anyway? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He solved the problem of not having a big, tough looking guy for Cena to go over for one night. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd have rather seen Tomko go over Hardy and Snitsky getting squashed by cena
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Did Cade and Murdoch get worse in their promo from the last 2 weeks? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nonsense. Or at least, I didn't notice, because I was blinded by the utter awesomeness of the gimmick. Know what I mean? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Murdoch going all "Flair crazy" was too much. There's no need to go ridiculously over the top like that.
Gary Floyd Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Saw a commerical for "Cry_Wolf" A PG-13 Slasher movie? I'll pass. I didn't even know such a thing existed.
Guest Jim Ross Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Can someone please sell me on Cena and list some positives and reasons to like him? Whats his upside? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He can cut excellent promos when he's not preoccupied with pandering to the crowd, over-using his catchphrases, or relying on homophobic plays on words. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> His heel promos were quite entertaining. Any upsides in the ring?
Dr. Zaius Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 (edited) He's definitely a one-trick pony in the ring. Can someone please sell me on Cena and list some positives and reasons to like him? Whats his upside? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He can cut excellent promos when he's not preoccupied with pandering to the crowd, over-using his catchphrases, or relying on homophobic plays on words. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I just described his entire gimmick, didn't I? Edited September 6, 2005 by Scorpius
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Can someone please sell me on Cena and list some positives and reasons to like him? Whats his upside? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He can cut excellent promos when he's not preoccupied with pandering to the crowd, over-using his catchphrases, or relying on homophobic plays on words. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The crowd is way into him (so far), and he sells merchandise.
Dangerous A Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 To add to Scorpius, he's also the top draw right now on either brand. Because of that alone, he's earned his spot on top. I just give him hell because his in ring abilities aren't top level and have actually gotten worse in the last 2 years and not better, which is what normally happens with guys.
Guest *KNK* Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Did Cade and Murdoch get worse in their promo from the last 2 weeks? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nonsense. Or at least, I didn't notice, because I was blinded by the utter awesomeness of the gimmick. Know what I mean? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Murdoch going all "Flair crazy" was too much. There's no need to go ridiculously over the top like that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are right. He should have cut his hair short, added a couple meaningless tribal tattoos and stood and posed.
Gary Floyd Posted September 6, 2005 Report Posted September 6, 2005 Can someone please sell me on Cena and list some positives and reasons to like him? Whats his upside? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He can cut excellent promos when he's not preoccupied with pandering to the crowd, over-using his catchphrases, or relying on homophobic plays on words. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I just described his entire gimmick, didn't I? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep.
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