Guest fanofcoils Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 Mumble Shaq: The one that mumbles to the media most of the time. Happy Daddy Shaq: The one that is seen with his wife and kids. Childish Shaq: The one that makes a lot of childish remarks to the media. Super Charismatic Shaq: The one that is basically Happy Daddy Shaq. Uh, the Most Dominating Player Shaq: The one that is thought by people right away after seeing the other options listed in this poll which they consider "dumb". No Shaq: The one when some people don't like him or don't care about him. I chose Happy Daddy Shaq
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 No Pedophile Bustin' Shaq?
Guest Brian Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 I can't wait to see Shaq in a cop uniform. It will be worth quite laugh.
nl5xsk1 Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 No Pedophile Bustin' Shaq? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Seconded.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 Shaq helps Miami police make arrest MIAMI BEACH, Fla. -- Shaquille O'Neal provided an assist to police over the weekend, trailing a man who allegedly assaulted a gay couple before alerting an arresting officer. The 7-foot-1 Miami Heat center, who is in the process of becoming a Miami Beach reserve officer, was driving on South Beach around 3 a.m. Sunday. He saw a passenger in a car yell anti-gay slurs at the couple, who were walking, said Bobby Hernandez, a spokesman for the Miami Beach Police Department. The man then got out of the car and threw a bottle, hitting one of the pedestrians, who was not seriously hurt. The man got back in the car, which sped off. O'Neal followed, flagging down an officer who made an arrest, Hernandez said. Michael Gonzalez, 18, was arrested on charges of aggravated assault and assault with a deadly weapon. The driver of the car was not charged. O'Neal, who hopes to be a police chief or county sheriff one day, was already being fitted for his Miami Beach police uniform before he helped the police out. "For this incident I don't want to be credited as an individual who does police work," O'Neal said in a statement. "I want to be credited as a Miami Beach police officer." http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2160811 Haha. Shaq is tolerant.
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 "Shaquille O'Neal, a Miami Beach officer has apprehended a fugitive..." Does that sound good to you guys?
razazteca Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 Police Academy Shaq: Citizen on Patrol.
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 No Actin' Shaq? Kazam, Steel, Blue Chips. Those are quality movies.
Guest Fishyswa Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 It's Kazaam actually. He's too big for just 2 a's. I'd love to see what happens the first time some idiot asks him for his autograph while he's slamming their temple on the hood of a car.
Ripper Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 I can never respect Shaq as a tough guy after he punched Eric Montross(who reacted like a fly landed on his face) and SHAQ fell the fuck down and got up like he was tough. BITCH please. If that was a real fight, Montross would have stomped the shit out of Shaq, and you can't be a hard ass to me when Eric Montross had the chance to kick your ass.
2GOLD Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 I can never respect Shaq as a tough guy after he punched Eric Montross(who reacted like a fly landed on his face) and SHAQ fell the fuck down and got up like he was tough. BITCH please. If that was a real fight, Montross would have stomped the shit out of Shaq, and you can't be a hard ass to me when Eric Montross had the chance to kick your ass. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh come on, Eric Montross is the NBA version of Ivan Drago. Look at his jaw man, you couldn't hurt that face if you hit it with a sledgehammer.
The Electrifyer Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 Shaq's not a very good fighter. Remember him vs. Brad Miller? He was a foot away and still missed the punch.
Precious Roy Posted September 15, 2005 Report Posted September 15, 2005 who doesn't like super charismatic shaq? dude is hilarious, he's intelligent, and he flat out knows how to work a crowd.
Guest The Spike Posted September 15, 2005 Report Posted September 15, 2005 Shaq's not a very good fighter. Remember him vs. Brad Miller? He was a foot away and still missed the punch. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But Shaq's a better fighter against cat girls, undead sorcerers, and Sett Ra.
Ripper Posted September 15, 2005 Report Posted September 15, 2005 Shaq's not a very good fighter. Remember him vs. Brad Miller? He was a foot away and still missed the punch. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> With Brad Millers back turned.
alfdogg Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 I have a video I downloaded from Kazaa with various clips of NBA fights, but I can't remember if that particular punch is on there or not.
Krankor Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 Shaq's not a very good fighter. Remember him vs. Brad Miller? He was a foot away and still missed the punch. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brad Miller probably would have died if that punch connected.
alfdogg Posted September 22, 2005 Report Posted September 22, 2005 The punch is not there after checking, but five fights involving Pacers made the tape (Reggie 3 times, Smits once, and Harrington once).
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