Matt Young Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Yeah... what the title says. I can't figure out if the guy was being serious or if he just called to fuck with me because, well, let's face it- I have a lot of qualities which people could make fun of me for- but it was, at the very least, a very interesting conversation. The fact that I have been drinking made it that much more interesting. Before anyone says it, I know that no one cares. But to whomever this guy is, I say, "Well done, sir." You have enlivened a mostly boring Friday evening.
Matt Young Posted October 15, 2005 Author Report Posted October 15, 2005 I like your avatar. It's asstastic.
Matt Young Posted October 15, 2005 Author Report Posted October 15, 2005 Whomever called me, it was from the 219 area code, which is Gary, Indiana. My best guess is Agent of Oblivion. Regardless, I was still entertained. I' guessing I'll be getting a response soon since the guy is in this thread. I'm headed to bed. I'll be abck if I can't sleep, or in the morning, whatever.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 I was just talking to Agent. He did in fact call you and wanted me to know that you sound like a knob.
The Niggardly King Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 THE REAL W.C.W. is a lookin'
Guest The REAL W.C.W. Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Although I respect the fact that you believe I am an "Agent" of some sort, I have to warn to you that I am not. I enjoyed our conversation as it hinged on frivality. In the future, though, I'd like to speak with you when you have more of your wits about you. I understand, however, that you are tired, as I have been there too. Consequently, our conversation focused mainly on Haystacks Calhoun, the Cheesedog, and myself...hello. Yours, :-William C. Wells, esq.
Guest DALEK Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Although I respect the fact that you believe I am an "Agent" of some sort, I have to warn to you that I am not. I enjoyed our conversation as it hinged on frivality. In the future, though, I'd like to speak with you when you have more of your wits about you. I understand, however, that you are tired, as I have been there too. Consequently, our conversation focused mainly on Haystacks Calhoun, the Cheesedog, and myself...hello. Yours, :-William C. Wells, esq. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> THE - GIM-MICK - POS-TER - CAN-NOT - SPELL! YOU - WILL - BE - EX-TER-MI-NA-TED!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 This is why I dont give out my phone number on the internet.
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Whomever called me "Whoever", not "whomever". Don't try to look erudite.
CBright7831 Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Whomever called me "Whoever", not "whomever". Don't try to look erudite. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> erudite? *looks up erudite in the dictionary* er·u·dite ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ry-dt, r-) adj. Characterized by erudition; learned. See Synonyms at learned.
TheFranchise Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Learned? *looks up learned in the dictionary* learn·ed ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lûrnd) adj. Possessing or demonstrating profound, often systematic knowledge; erudite.
Guest Fook Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Dictionary? *looks up dictionary in the...shit, what's it called?*
geniusMoment Posted October 16, 2005 Report Posted October 16, 2005 I will give out my phone number, here it is: (513) 347-1111. I dare somebody to call me.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 16, 2005 Report Posted October 16, 2005 I will give out my phone number, here it is: (513) 347-1111. I dare somebody to call me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd order a large peperoni pizza, but the delivery would take forever.
Guest *KNK* Posted October 16, 2005 Report Posted October 16, 2005 I will give out my phone number, here it is: (513) 347-1111. I dare somebody to call me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> C'mon of all the shitty pizza joints out there, you gave them the worst one?
Guest Fishyswa Posted October 16, 2005 Report Posted October 16, 2005 er·u·dite ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ry-dt, r-) adj. A word used to sound smart. One of my favorite words. I just got a phone call too. Details as soon as I'm finished buying home security.
AlaskanHero Posted October 16, 2005 Report Posted October 16, 2005 I will give out my phone number, here it is: (513) 347-1111. I dare somebody to call me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> C'mon of all the shitty pizza joints out there, you gave them the worst one? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Which pizza joint is it? LaRosas? Haven't been in Cincy since I left for college...
Guest *KNK* Posted October 16, 2005 Report Posted October 16, 2005 I will give out my phone number, here it is: (513) 347-1111. I dare somebody to call me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> C'mon of all the shitty pizza joints out there, you gave them the worst one? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Which pizza joint is it? LaRosas? Haven't been in Cincy since I left for college... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That would be the one.
tekcop Posted October 17, 2005 Report Posted October 17, 2005 I want someone to call this number tonight and ask for Zack. I don't care what you say, it'd entertain me. I know someone here is stupid enough to do it. 731-968-2030 Just don't call tommorow and bug me. 'Cause I don't want to talk to none of ya'll.
Matt Young Posted October 18, 2005 Author Report Posted October 18, 2005 He probably hung himself afetr the Yankees' first round playoff exit.
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