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[Nighthawk 0]

I'm gaining too much weight from drinking, so I'm going back to DXM. Yes, yes, oh god, yes!

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Good idea, you fucking gutless pussy.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

What's DXM?

 

I've put on 50 pounds since January from excessive drinking, the winter shoiuld be interesting.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I drank way too much beer this weekend. I feel so bloated and disgusting.

[Annabelle 0]

i drank a combined 5 beers this weekend. i am a robust sex machine because of it.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Over 20 since Friday. As such, I'm cutting back so I don't get so fat.

[Henry Spencer 0]

I tried a DXM trip for the first time on Saturday night.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Liquor is a great substitute if you don't want to gain all that much weight.

 

Drink enough, and you'll just throw up whatever you ate earlier, so it doesn't matter!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I haven't had an entire beer in a long ass time. At least seven or eight months. I might've had three drinks off of one in that period of time, and each time was to quell a spicy food fire in my tongue. Pity it doesn't work for one's ass.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

What's DXM?

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A prevalent legal substance ingested to the point of intoxication.

 

Dextromethorphan in the right concentrations is a four-tiered disassociatve anaesthetic.

 

Should you decide to try some, buy a bottle of Robitussin extra strength, and drink anywhere from 3/4 to a full bottle if you weigh more than 140 pounds. Lighter than that, better only drink half of one to start. It's definitely different.

 

Milky has been on all four plateaus (stages of intoxication), so he'd be the one to ask about that. I tried it and went to hell, which some people do.

[k thx 0]

Something I've always wondered.

 

If you drink too much cough syrup, do you get wasted off codeine and DXM?

[Guest BrokenWings]

Maybe Matt Young will die trying to impress this time!

 

But seriously, the whole DXM craze was the last time TSM was interesting. I look forward to these developments.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Something I've always wondered.

 

If you drink too much cough syrup, do you get wasted off codeine and DXM?

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Yes.

[I like Forums 0]

I've had a few good times on DXM.

 

Last time I did it though I was nausious and by the time I wasn't nausious, it wasn't as good because I was already starting to come down.

 

 

and Smoking weed with DXM is entirely a necessity.

[Matt Young 0]

This is what came out of my room today, along with empty cigarette boxes and condom wrappers. This covers the last month since I moved here. No, I didn't drink it all by myself. Maybe 70%.

 

 

And that doesn't even account for the beer I've bought, or the beer my friends and I drink at Papa Joe's every week. Ilive a life of such debauchery. Yet somehow, I manage to hold down a job, maintain a successful relationship with my girlfriend, and maintain a svelte 125 pound figure. Haha.

[Annabelle 0]

i can't believe how much i hate matt young. hate is a strong word, but it applies here.

[tekcop 0]

i can't believe how much i hate matt young.  hate is a strong word, but it applies here.

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Man, I agree with this man.

[Matt Young 0]

Tekcop hates me now, too? Aww.

 

And I never did figrue out what Mr. Faux Banky's deal was. Hating someone over the internet is immature and stupid. But at least I have someone to laugh at.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Matt Young represents every douche bag I used to beat the shit out of in High School.

[Matt Young 0]

Matt Young represents every douche bag I used to beat the shit out of in High School.

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I'm not a douchebag. I'm actually a nice, laid back kind of guy. But seeing as how I'm 125 pounds, you could very likely beat the shit out of me.

 

Heh, I don't know how to explain it- Almost everyone I know personally likes me, while everyone on the internet hates me. Well, not the internet as a whole, just here.

[Nighthawk 0]

Maybe you suck, and everyone you know in real life is a giant douche.

[Slayer 0]

[Annabelle 0]

This is what came out of my room today, along with empty cigarette boxes and condom wrappers.  This covers the last month since I moved here.  No, I didn't drink it all by myself.  Maybe 70%.

 

 

And that doesn't even account for the beer I've bought, or the beer my friends and I drink at Papa Joe's every week.  Ilive a life of such debauchery.  Yet somehow, I manage to hold down a job, maintain a successful relationship with my girlfriend, and maintain a svelte 125 pound figure.  Haha.

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re-read

 

if you don't understand why everyone here is calling you a tool then you are truly a lost cause. and yes, you are a douchebag.

[Matt Young 0]

I am what I am, and I make no apologies for it. Call me what you like, but I'm a very happy person.

[Golgo 13 0]

 

"I'm secure with who I am."

[Slayer 0]

Good thing he has that green b/g so he can digitally edit in the girls of his choice

[Sideburnious 0]

Good thing he has that green b/g so he can digitally edit in the girls of his choice

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Wins

[Matt Young 0]

Good thing he has that green b/g so he can digitally edit in the girls of his choice

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Not sure what's up with that. It's either the lighting or camera phone. The walls are white. :-\

[I like Forums 0]

Florecent lights maybe?