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There you go.

 

My list:

 

bigolsmitty - For making me move this thread. Consider yourself ON NOTICE! If you keep this up, I will be forced to declare that you are DEAD TO ME!

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In 5th grade I became friends with my arch-enemy from Kindergarten. Later on in 7th grade he burned his house down playing with his G.I. Joes. You see he was doing a scenerio where the G.I. Joes were in hell and he had that be a large frying pan atop the stove. One of them caught fire and he waved the pan around frantically trying to put the fire out and the melted figure went all over the new dry wall sending it up into flames. They had to live in an RV placed in their driveway for like 4months while they fixed all the damages.

 

He had the coolest TV too and that was destroyed. You could only turn the channels with a bottle opener.

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Dick Vitale

Dick Van Patten

Dick Van Dyke

Dick Vermeil

Dick Versace

Dick Jauron

Dick Durbin

Dickie Thon

Dick Scofield

Dick Molitor

Dick Anderson

Dick Sargent

Dick York

Dick Cheney

Dick Trickle

Dick Fick

Dick Weber

Dick Gregory

Moby Dick

Jim Dick

Guest FromBeyondTheGrave
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I don't have any enemies, especially not message board posters. Feel the love.

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There's, I swear to God, an item at the Nascar Cafe called the Dick Trickle Burger.

 

Everyone loves Dick Trickle. I'm shocked he only has a burger and not at least three meals.

 

As for my enemy? The fucker that made the show "Dora the Explorer".

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