WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

[The Amazing Rando]

I can get behind Shelton and Goldust.

 

I'll bet you can.

[The Czech Republic]

Sheldon Benjamins mother dies and her spirit enters Golddust?

 

Oh, that's gold.

What if Goldust was like Rogue from the X-Men, and gained the abilities of other wrestlers by touching them? That's why he needs the bodysuit. One slip and he's Kurt Angle, 1996 Olympic Gold Medalist and 2005 Really Loud Dude.

[RavishingRickRudo]

Or Vince McMahon, and he find himself suddenly attracted to Blondes with Large Boobs that happen to be related him.

[The Czech Republic]

This was basically TAFKAGoldust, minus the geeky comic book element. If only we had Gerbil or whatever his name was to implement my Rogue angle

Edited December 7, 2005 by The Czech Republic

[Placebo Effect]

I'm not too into Shelton due to his complete lack of charisma and interview skills, so as long as the angle is funny or so absurdly bad that it's funny, I'll be happy with them destroying whatever momentum he has left.

[benoit4hor]

So nobody's gonna fill me in on why they call him Sheldon?

[randomguy]

Heavyset friendly woman is a racial stereotype? As people have alluded to, the most famous athlete's mama today (McNabb) fits that description exactly.

 

Maybe you guys should all write letters to the McNabb family complaining about mama McNabb encouraging racial stereotypes.

[jwpeer]

Heavyset friendly woman is a racial stereotype? As people have alluded to, the most famous athlete's mama today (McNabb) fits that description exactly.

 

Maybe you guys should all write letters to the McNabb family complaining about mama McNabb encouraging racial stereotypes.

 

 

50-60 year old black heavyset good-natured mother is a stereotype.

 

Remember, many stereotypes are based on actual real trends (Many black women tend to put on considerable weight particularly after childbirth (as is the case with most women though often more exaggerated in black women)), and are not fiction. But that doesn't mean you have to PANDER to the stereotypes when you could break the mold and create actual drama/ a surprise outcome.

 

 

 

And for the record I find Donovan McNabb's mother to be very charismatic And I like most of the older black women that come into my workplace that fit the stereotype...but that doesn't mean you have to follow it.

[The Czech Republic]

Heavyset friendly woman is a racial stereotype? As people have alluded to, the most famous athlete's mama today (McNabb) fits that description exactly.

 

Maybe you guys should all write letters to the McNabb family complaining about mama McNabb encouraging racial stereotypes.

Okay, you're not getting it.

[The Niggardly King]

There really needs to be a segment with the whole Benjamin family.

[RavishingRickRudo]

And there needs to, inexplicably, be a little, blonde haired white boy as his little brother. Or maybe a lil asian brother. Oh the HILARIOUSITY.

[The Czech Republic]

Akeem, The African Dream was really brilliant when you think about it. Or High Energy. Their gimmick was that they wore gigantic pants. That was the whole premise. Big pants.

[RavishingRickRudo]

And checkered suspenders.

 

They will be fondly remembered in 2025 as trendsetters who were ahead of their time.

[LaParkaYourCar]

Hey I'll give them this much atleast they're calling for an Actress as opposed to bringing Shelton's real Mom in who probably can't act.

 

It's a step up from Al Wilson and Judy Bagwell.

[Twisted Intestine]

So nobody's gonna fill me in on why they call him Sheldon?

 

It's because he's black.

[benoit4hor]

Thank You!

 

I still don't quite get it though. Must be some sorta Sheldon=Black name kinda thing.

[RavishingRickRudo]

my finger is already on d when I am typing Benjamins name, so its quicker and easierl to type.

 

also fuck you fucker fuck fuckity mcfuckenfuck

[benoit4hor]

my finger is already on d when I am typing Benjamins name, so its quicker and easierl to type.

 

also fuck you fucker fuck fuckity mcfuckenfuck

 

You should've typed "fuckidy" it would've been easier.

[The Czech Republic]

Shelton needs big pants.

[The Niggardly King]

I just hope it's Martin Lawrence. Please let it be Martin Lawrence.

[RavishingRickRudo]

my finger is already on d when I am typing Benjamins name, so its quicker and easierl to type.

 

also fuck you fucker fuck fuckity mcfuckenfuck

 

You should've typed "fuckidy" it would've been easier.

 

PWN3D~!

 

Well Played.

[The Czech Republic]

What if Orlando Jordan had an elaborate costume and dressed up as Mrs. Benjamin, and Shelton, being dumb, didn't realize his mama was a Billy Blanks doppelganger in drag? Then Orlando could rip off the costume, administer a beatdown, and maybe it would be some kind of feud

[RavishingRickRudo]

And throughout the feud Jordan dresses up as various Benjamin family members and continuously gets the better of dumb Sheldon.

 

"Great Aunt Bunny, I thought you died!"

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

That's what is even more annoying, if you want to play off modern stereotypes, do what Jack said. The modern stereotype for black males are to be of the T.O mold and for black females to emulate Oprah. Vince McMahon doesn't see this because he shut off his reality and real reality, sometime around 1983.

 

No, the modern stereotype for black females is pretty much the same it's been for years. It's merely *in* now for black women to be power players (WTF took so long, I dunno). My day has finally come and it's not taboo for a black female to find her inner cracker anymore.

[RavishingRickRudo]

*see's "find her inner cracker" line*

 

*collapses*

 

Must... make... joke... NO! Must... Resist... too ... EASY... too... vulgar... Fish... in... barrel... gah!!!!!

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

*see's "find her inner cracker" line*

 

*collapses*

 

Must... make... joke... NO! Must... Resist... too ... EASY... too... vulgar... Fish... in... barrel... gah!!!!!

 

Pussy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[EdwardKnoxII]

The original Aunt Vivian from FPoBA would be *perfect* for the militant black business woman. Now all they need is for Uncle Phil to play Sheldons father and Carlton to play his brother.

 

So would that mean Shelton would come out to Tom Jones music while doing the Carlton dance?? Damn I'd paid to see that.

[RavishingRickRudo]

No no no, that means Sheldon would have a best friend who keeps hitting on Stephanie and gets thrown out of the building by Vince.

[EdwardKnoxII]

You know if Vince really wants to go back in time for stereotypes he can have Shelton act like he's JJ from Good Times. Shelton can wear 70s clothes with those Gilligan style hats Walker would always wear. He can always put the word dynomite in his promos even if he doesn't make any sense. "After I get done with you HBK you will think your God was made of *claps hands* DYN-O-MITE". And after a win Shelton would yell to break out the Kool Aid.

 

And they can bring in John Amos to play the dad. He would threaten Shelton if he doesn't win a match and when Shelton loses John would take off his belt and whip Shelton.

[Vyce]

Too bad Sapphire's dead, she'd fit perfectly for the role.

 

Oh god, I so wish she was alive now. You know why? The answer is so obvious. They have Dusty already on the payroll. If Sapphire was still around, and able to play Shelton's mama, we could get a fucking EPIC storyline where it's revealed that Shelton is the bastard love child of Dusty Rhodes & Sweet Sapphire. I mean, yeah, the age thing is a little screwy, but since when has logic or facts ever stopped the WWE before? Plus you could STILL do the Goldust / Shelton team-up, only this time with both men as 'brothers'.

 

I guaranfuckingtee that it would be 100x better than what we actually get.