Hoff sucks

[Hoff]

Let's all gang up on that loser and stop making him feel tolerated.

[The Czech Republic]

When Hoff was sent on a restaurant review, he ate the restaurant.

 

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'LL SHOW EM HARDCORE FUCKIN DISCUSSION

[Carnival]

Hoff is so fat, he puts mayonaise on his Tylenol.

[NYU]

When Hoff was sent on a restaurant review, he ate the restaurant.

 

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'LL SHOW EM HARDCORE FUCKIN DISCUSSION

 

When Hoff was sent to babysit the neighbor's baby, he ate the baby.

 

LOLZ!

[Guest]

Did he also steal Austin's mojo?

[NYU]

Nah, he stole Ahmed Johnson's mojo.

 

TAKE THAT HOFF!

[Adam]

Hoff once thought NYU was going clinically insane.

EDIT: Oh, and can someone explain 'Yeah-Uh' to me?

Edited December 10, 2005 by Nice Guy Adam

[Special K]

Have a hamdog on me, Hoff.

 

 

Mmm, mmm, bitch!

[Hoff]

Oh, GOD. That's just too much.

[Special K]

Nothing's too much, Hoff! Why look at this fellow!

 

[Sass]

Hoff throws like a girl. It's true, it's true.

[Art Sandusky]

Far too fuckin' bad.

[Slayer]

That hamdog looks more like the insides of a real dog

[Sideburnious]

Nothing's too much, Hoff! Why look at this fellow!

 

 

 

It looks like he's frenching Mayor McCheese.

[alfdogg]

Hoff is so fat, that when it rains, he uses the freeway for a Slip-N-Slide

[alfdogg]

Hoff is so fat, that when it rains, he uses the freeway for a Slip-N-Slide

[Hoff]

Hoff is so fat, that when it rains, he uses the freeway for a Slip-N-Slide

[Fökai]

You know, I'm going to be a fucking hummingbird at 60 when you guys are keeling over because of your goddamn 4x4's and hamdogs. I'm not even a health nut, either. But when you start eating inventions and hybrids of otherwise unhealthy food, put the fucking fork down.

[alfdogg]

What does Hoff get when he cuts a baby's stomach with a razor blade?

 

An erection

[Sandman9000]

put the fucking fork down.

 

That's what the guy eating the giant burger did, too. No silverware there!