Puking Inside Of A Bar/Nightclub

[Chazz 0]

I'm talking about Inside of the actual bar or nightclub, not the public bathroom. If you have or know somebody that has, what happened? Did the owner's make you clean It up, ban you from the bar/club, or call The Police? I know this Is a pretty stupid/strange topic, but I was just watching an ep of MTV's "True Life: I Own A Summer Share" In which the main person the documentary focused on puked inside of a club after drinking himself silly, then preceeded to casually leave the club on his own. (Of course since It was pre-taped It was probably heavily edited, so you never know.) I just couldn't see the owner's of any bar/club, as big or small as It might be, cleaning up another person's vommit night In and night out without some kind of consequences. I usually don't frequent that many bars or clubs, thus the question. Anybody?

[krease 0]

Generally, if you don't leave of your own accord shortly afterwards, you'll get thrown out. That's about it. They're not going to "make you clean up your own puke" or something - they have paid employees for that, and at that point you're probably a belligerent drunk that should be at home recovering.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Yeah, and that's total b.s. Drunks ought to be locked up until the next morning, and then be forced to clean up their own vomit while enduring a hangover...

[Black Lushus 0]

I've puked all over a club before...you get kicked out...i've been back numerous times since...never had to clean it up. Basically, if you puke, if you pass out, if you fall over drunk, your ass will get hauled out...there are clubs here with those nice leather or plush couches all over, I passed out in one, next thing I know two bouncers are hoisting me up and walking me to the door...they were nice about it as least, they didn't literally toss me out or in a dumpster or something like you see in the movie!

Edited December 15, 2005 by Black Lushus

[nl5xsk1 0]

I've personally never thrown up in a bar or club, but have had plenty of friends puke in bars. I've been pretty close once or twice, but managed to make it out the door before actually hurling. The worst one that I can remember was just a few years ago, and I was having a liquid dinner with friends in the financial district. Well, let's just say that too many Jack on the rocks on top of an empty stomach was a bad decision. The first hurling happened about 5 feet out of the front door, right in front of a bunch of people heading towards Faneuil Hall. The rest of the way home (taking the T from the green line to the red line, and then the red line all the way home) was broken up as I sprinted off the T to throw up in the garbage cans in the T stops. Not a fun night.

 

Of all the times that I've seen people puke in bars, I've never seen anyone be allowed to stay OR have to clean it up. It's normally just a 'you're out of here' and then the barback (or someone comparable) cleans it up.

 

And is my memory this bad ... I thought that the guido that threw up had to get escorted out of the club. Didn't he try to start a fight like 2 seconds after puking?

[Black Lushus 0]

yeah, niskie, I'm almost positive, but I've only seen that show once, maybe twice, due to the fact that I hated said guido's guts and watching him made me want to punch somebody...ever watch a reality show and you tell yourself "I don't personally know this guy, but I'd love to kick his ass?"...yeah, he's the one!

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

I was all about to fall asleep on the table one time and they warned me. I then puked all over the table, but the bar employees didn't see me. My friends quickly spirited me outside the bar, where I proceeded to throw up in the middle of a bunch of smokers.

[Nighthawk 0]

A friend of mine claims they beat the shit out of him after puking, but I can't verify that. It was a redneck bar, though.

[nl5xsk1 0]

The redneck bars that I occasionally frequented in Colorado were actually pretty chill about people puking. The fact that the floors weren't ornate or anything special, and thus could just be hosed off (literally) made them pretty relaxed about people throwing up in there.

 

"Looking queer", though, was worthy of a threat or two.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

I only threw up in a bar (not counting in the bathroom) once. The worst part was, I was literally about 10 feet from the bathroom when it happened; it wasn't too bad, I just threw up a bit, then managed to hold it in until I got to the toilet. As soon as I walked out of the bathroom someone asked me to leave; they weren't dicks about it or anything though, and I *knew* it was gonna happen, so's I just left.

[Guest Fook]

I've never been kicked out for puking, but I was once kicked out for passing out. There was a payphone next to the washroom that I was using to hold myself up. While passed out. Apparently it was like 20 minutes before they realized I wasn't on the phone and was just using the thing for support. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by the bouncer as he's literally pushing me through the bar and out the door.

 

I've also been kicked out for fighting despite the fact that no one threw a punch. The bouncers just decided to kick us all out before things got out of hand.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

My 22nd birthday, my buddies and I are stewed at a bowling alley, post-tittie bar. Beaster's cheeks puff out suddenly, sweat beads on his brow, then he makes a comical swallowing gesture and says "I took care of it."

[Lord of The Curry 0]

*Applause*

 

I don't know who this Beaster fellow is but I think the board would be a better place with stories about him.

[Nighthawk 0]

I've tried to do that and couldn't.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Same here. Inevitably, putrid arcs will jet from my lips before it all gets too much to handle.

[Sideburnious 0]

The last time I was at my local club, on the stairway to the smoking room, there was vomit on the wall/floor of both stairs before you continue down the stairs. A friend of mine also another time just got sick into a pint glass, and was surprised that the bouncers didn't throw him out.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

*Applause*

 

I don't know who this Beaster fellow is but I think the board would be a better place with stories about him.

 

On his 21st birthday, we fed him 151 and tabasco sauce when he was already drunk, and en route from the first titty bar to the second, he was screaming this obscene freestyle. Just lines of vitriol about the guys in my truck, with lots of tits, pussies, cocks, and assholes spread about liberally. He looked around on the floor of the next place for about 20 minutes for some phantom object. The DJ thought Beaster ralphed on the floor, but he didn't. We scraped him up and took him home, and he forewarned me to pull over out in the country, where he spewed into a cornfield, then tripped in a ditch and rolled around, caught in a drunken phrase loop going "I need some help guys" "I need some help" "I'm caught" "I need some help"

 

The man just won't vomit in a confined area.

 

two tuff toddy is an entirely other matter. Twice he's puked on things I owned.

[Mole 0]

I took a shit in a club about a month ago.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I got puked on in a bar once.

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

I worked in a club for 5 and a half years, the last 2 and a half as Assistant manager, and we never made anyone clear up their own sick.

Assuming we spotted who it was, they were thrown out, and the glass collectors had to mop up the mess left behind.

 

When I was working in the day when the club was shut, I used to only use the femaile toilets to shit in as they were by far the nicer toilets.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

My favorite bar doesn't have a shittable toilet. It stands in a piss pond, and is pissed on.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I honked twice on the floor of the restaurant/bar where my friends and I used to attend trivia regularly, during trivia itself. I didn't get kicked out or even warned upon my next visit.

[C Dubya 04 0]

On my 21st birthday a bunch of us were out in a semi crowded bar. We were all hammered beyond belief. My buddy booted on the table we were sitting at, then took off his shirt and started to clean it up. They kicked us out of there immediately.

[Mole 0]

I honked twice on the floor of the restaurant/bar where my friends and I used to attend trivia regularly, during trivia itself. I didn't get kicked out or even warned upon my next visit.

Trvia?

[daileyxplanet 0]

The answer is Backstreet Boys.

[welshjerichomark 0]

I threw up on the floor of my local on the last day of school. I just pulled a chair over it and then my mates got me a new teeshirt from the shop next door. No worries.

[Nighthawk 0]

It's different for girls, I'm ashamed to say. I spewed tonight, tell you the truth. All in the toilet... no words of admonishment. So yeah, there you go.

[spiny norman 0]

This New Years Eve the club I was at had a massive lineup for the toilet, so I did not even bother running for the toilet when I needed to spew but instead grabbed the ashtray from the table in front of me and vomited in it. Then I hid it under the table, moved away from where I'd vomited so nobody could pin it on being me and was clearly not found out as I wasn't forced to leave.

[Angle-plex 0]

While not in a bar, my roommate puked EVERYWHERE inside his friend's living room last night. Pretty terrific.

[ant_7000 0]

I threw up at a club/bar twice but it was in the bathroom, didn't get any on the floor. Actually, I end up staying and drinking some more and was fine. Mostly likely if you throw up in front of security, thats a automatic thrown out, and if you refused to leave, you get arrested. Chicks are mostly likely to pass out than guys, and they usually get carried out by the boyfriend.