Mole 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2005 (edited) From EOnline.com SICK BAY: Ashlee Simpson hospitalized in Tokyo after collapsing in an elevator at MTV Japan following a performance Thursday, her publicist confirmed to E! No further details on her condition were available. And this is from MTV Ashlee Simpson has been hospitalized after collapsing Thursday during an appearance on MTV Japan, her rep confirmed Friday. The singer is in Asia to promote her new album, I Am Me, and after performing her single "Boyfriend," she told the MTV Japan audience that she felt ill. Simpson later collapsed in an elevator and was rushed by ambulance to a nearby hospital. "She's still in the hospital, on an I.V.," her father/manager Joe Simpson said of Ashlee's status when reached Friday (December 16). The singer will miss her scheduled appearance on Monday at the Radio Music Awards in Las Vegas. A representative for NBC, which will broadcast the show, said Bo Bice will replace Simpson on the show. MTV News will update this story as it develops. Edited December 16, 2005 by Mole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2005 Opium will do that to people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2005 This just in: Matt Young currently on suicide watch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2005 I think the stress of her sister and Nick breaking up has really gotten to her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2005 (edited) This just in: Matt Young currently on suicide watch Hahaha... I hope she's okay. I'll give her mouth to vagina resuscitation if necessary. Edited December 16, 2005 by Matt Young Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 16, 2005 That won't save her life. Matt Young: necrophiliac Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2005 That would actually cause an embolism and kill her. You didn't think this through. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2005 Eh. If you're gonna fuck a dead chick, I think Jessica would be the way to go over Ashley. You'd have to kill Jessica first, though. Or you know, just fuck her while she's still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2005 Who will end up dying of alcohol poisoning first, Ashley Simpson or Tara Reid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 17, 2005 Tara Reid, definitely. Though we all hope it's Paris Hilton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2005 Who will end up dying of alcohol poisoning first, Ashley Simpson or Tara Reid? Of alcohol? Ashlee Of substance that has yet to be identified? Tara Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2005 Tara Reid won't die of substance abuse, it'll be of some sort of infectious disease, probably sexually transmitted. Seriously, Tara's only a year or two away from becoming the next Natasha Lyonne, dying of Hep C or something worse in some ughly hospital room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2005 Curse of the American Pie girls? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2005 Though we all hope it's Paris Hilton. I can't wait to watch my friend Nikki cry when she dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2005 (edited) Curse of the American Pie girls? I haven't heard anything about Jason Biggs recently, though. How does Ashlee collapse? What's so physically rough about fake singing? Just blame it on the drummer and move on. Edited December 17, 2005 by The Amazing Rando Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 17, 2005 Tara Reid won't die of substance abuse, it'll be of some sort of infectious disease, probably sexually transmitted. Seriously, Tara's only a year or two away from becoming the next Natasha Lyonne, dying of Hep C or something worse in some ughly hospital room. Wait a minute, Natasha's not dead, is she? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2005 Tara Reid, definitely. Though we all hope it's Paris Hilton. Not all of us, VX ... Paris > Tara & Ashlee combined And last I heard, Lyonne was still alive but after the fit her old man threw over the media covering her illness (and the alleged violation of patient/doctor confidentiality) I would presume that the media's not covering her too tightly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2005 Curse of the American Pie girls? I haven't heard anything about Jason Biggs recently, though. How does Ashlee collapse? What's so physically rough about fake singing? Just blame it on the drummer and move on. You know that little Ho Down she does takes a lot out of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Robfather 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 damn that acid reflux Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Heel Turn Report post Posted December 19, 2005 I like Ashlee Simpson. Because she makes me look better by comparison! HEEL TU-- wait, I think ripping on Ashlee makes you a face around here. OMG SWERVE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Pit Report post Posted December 19, 2005 Heel Turn is stupider than anyone on this board, and that's really saying something. This is a collection of simpletons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 Tara Reid won't die of substance abuse, it'll be of some sort of infectious disease, probably sexually transmitted. Seriously, Tara's only a year or two away from becoming the next Natasha Lyonne, dying of Hep C or something worse in some ughly hospital room. Wait a minute, Natasha's not dead, is she? Depends, there have been reports that her brain is no longer functioning but that is believed to be extreme rumor or at least it's hoped to be rumor. And Natasha could at least act, something that still cannot be said for Tara. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boon 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 Heel turn? The Pit? This thread is interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites