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I don't think Kelly is really considered a guilty pleasure anymore.

 

I guess I vote for Holla Back Girl, but I only like it when I'm drunk and I make an ass of myself singing along, otherwise it's really annoying.

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I can't believe no one's mentioned R Kelly's Magnum Opus, "Trapped in the Closet". It's one of the worst songs I've ever heard, it's 42 minuts long, it's hilarious, and the video makes it ten times better.

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I can't believe no one's mentioned R Kelly's Magnum Opus, "Trapped in the Closet". It's one of the worst songs I've ever heard, it's 42 minuts long, it's hilarious, and the video makes it ten times better.

I used to quote that song everysay. I stopped when it started to annoy everyone.

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He rhymes 'midget' 'bridget' 'twisted' and 'kitchen' about 20 times in 5 minutes.

 

 

I said I love you

And she said I love ya, too

Then a tear fell up out my eye

Then I called her my sunshine

And then she looked at me

And said baby go deeper please

And thats when I start goin crazy

Like I was tryin to give her a baby

The room feel like its spinnin

We keep turnin and turnin

As if we were in a whirlwind

The way our toes are curlin

The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild

And starts screamin my name

Then I said baby, we must slow down

Before I bust a vessel in my brain

And she said please no dont stop

And I said I caught a cramp

And she said please keep on goin

I said my leg is about to crack

Then she cries out

Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax

And I said cool

Climax

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I mentioned this in the Best of 2005 by accident, but Cena and Trademarc's You Can't See Me is my guilty pleasure of the year. I hate the man's on screen character tons, but the CD is a favorite spin of mine.

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I can't believe no one's mentioned R Kelly's Magnum Opus, "Trapped in the Closet". It's one of the worst songs I've ever heard, it's 42 minuts long, it's hilarious, and the video makes it ten times better.

 

people should feel guilty for NOT liking this song

 

In his 5th part the overly dramatic delivery of "I THINK I'D KNOW HER IF I SEE HER" is just too class

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Since You've Been Gone

 

I think that is just about everyone's guilty pleasure of 05.

 

EDIT: And "Trapped in the Closet" also. Those songs crack me up and are actually pretty decent.

 

"A midget, midget, midget..."

Edited by Mole
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I didn't understand why R. Kelly was so angry and gun-happy in certain parts of that song. Why would he be angry about that woman's husband being gay? Or why would you be terrified and pull out your gun just because someone rang the doorbell?

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She said "Baby I'm so speechless"

(while making a strangling gesture)

I said, "Baby, you gon' be breathless"

 

He's such a fucking prick in the song!

It's great.

 

God, his Bridget voice is annoying.

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"Because of You" destroys "Since You've Been Gone"

nope. since you been gone is better. because of you is far too contrived in its message. the video makes it lose even more points. bringing a kid into mindless/emotional manipulating subject matter reeks of desperation. kinda like green day and others bringing wartime scenerio's into their baseless lyrics.

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"Because of You" destroys "Since You've Been Gone"

nope. since you been gone is better. because of you is far too contrived in its message. the video makes it lose even more points. bringing a kid into mindless/emotional manipulating subject matter reeks of desperation. kinda like green day and others bringing wartime scenerio's into their baseless lyrics.

 

You're looking for depth in a Kelly Clarkson song.

 

Just lettin' you know.

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"Because of You" destroys "Since You've Been Gone"

nope. since you been gone is better. because of you is far too contrived in its message. the video makes it lose even more points. bringing a kid into mindless/emotional manipulating subject matter reeks of desperation. kinda like green day and others bringing wartime scenerio's into their baseless lyrics.

 

 

Your mom fucked the mailman in1993. Bitch.

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"Because of You" destroys "Since You've Been Gone"

nope. since you been gone is better. because of you is far too contrived in its message. the video makes it lose even more points. bringing a kid into mindless/emotional manipulating subject matter reeks of desperation. kinda like green day and others bringing wartime scenerio's into their baseless lyrics.

 

You're looking for depth in a Kelly Clarkson song.

 

Just lettin' you know.

 

nope, just discussed the video. i dont listen to lyrics. usually never. especially not on muchmusic.

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Aren't you a Dylan fan? Like, big one? Or do you mean you just ignore lyrics to vapid pop shit.

 

yah. any passing music i dont listen for it. if i sit down & chose my music - there's a reason for it. i am investing time. music i am forced to listen to i just let it crawl through my ears & no further.

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'Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani

'My Humps' and 'Don't Phunk With My Heart' by Black Eyed Peas.

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