LucharesuFan619 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 (edited) Pick the month you were born: January- I had sex with February- I slapped March- I murdered April- I looked at May- I masturbated with June- I slept with July- I laughed at August- I stabbed September- I shot October- I made love to November- I wrestled December- I crapped Now pick the day of your birth 1. A prostitute 2. An Asian 3. A Woman with HIV 4. A drunken black man 5. Santa Clause 6. A playboy bunny 7. A married mom 8. My stuffed bunny 9. Your mom 10. The Easter Bunny 11. The lamp 12. The devil 13. My lettermans Jacket 14. My teacher 15. The Rock 16. A DVD player 17. A pencil sharpener 18. The phone 19. My computer 20. Your house 21. The tape measurer 22. A football player 23. The pope 24. Governor Swartenegar 25. A transvestite 26. Mr. Incredible 27. A porn star 28. Your hot sister 29. George Bush 30. A tape recorder 31. The printer Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name A- Because I like chocolate B- Because I was bored C- Because my pants were on too tight D- Because I am a homosexual E- Because my heart is two sizes too small F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas G- Because I like eggs H- Because the world will end tomorrow I- Because I slit my wrists J- Because I dont have a bf/gf K- Because I like football L- Because I was high M- Because I was drunk N- Because my mom told me to O- Because fruit cakes fly P- Because Im lonely Q- Because my parents fight a lot R- Because Im horny S- Because I want to commit suicide T- Because I hate school U- Because I was drunk V- Because I love slumber parties W- Because it calms me X- Because I like brownies Y- Because I like to spoon Z- Because I need to masturbate I got "I looked at a drunken black man because I'm horny." What's your result??? Edited December 23, 2005 by LucharesuFan619 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 lame Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted December 23, 2005 Lame. Oh and I murdered the printer because my heart is two sizes too small. Take that you stupid printer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 I stabbed the Devil because my pant were too tight. Eh. -=DOUG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 I crapped on a Playboy bunny because fruitcakes fly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The King Report post Posted December 23, 2005 I CRAPPED THE POPE BECAUSE I NEED TO MASTURBATE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 Let's hit someone with a beautiful truck while we're at it, you fuckhead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 I shot The Rock because my mom told me to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 Let's hit someone with a beautiful truck while we're at it, you fuckhead It's the sexy truck, Czech. You obviously aren't as lame as me, cuz I hit Chave! with the sexy truck recently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 Mine says "I wrestled the phone because I was high." That actually makes sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 I had sex with the devil because I was high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted December 23, 2005 I had sex with a DVD player because I'm horny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 I laughed at your hot sister becaue I like eggs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 I masturbated with The Rock because fruit cakes fly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Spike Report post Posted December 23, 2005 I stabbed a tape recorder because I love slumber parties. Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 My Fourteen Favorite Girls!! Firstly, I want all of you to know that I love u to death and its hard for me to only pick 14 girls to send this to, so consider yourself lucky ... or is it not lucky? If I dont get this back I understand =) I have a game for you. This game has been played since 1977. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 girls within five days. On the fifth day, HE(the male of your choice) will either ask you out, or say "I love you." Please send this to your 14 FAV0RitE girls. It has worked for years. Good luck Girls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 I laughed at a drunken black man because I didn't get presents for Christmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 I made love to The Rock because I was horny.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted December 24, 2005 I made love to Santa Clause because I was high. ...I never get high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 24, 2005 I stabbed your hot sister because I was drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2005 I masturbated with a married mom because my pants were too tight Right on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2005 I wrestled a married mom because I was horny. If you say so, OH GREAT MYSTIC ONE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KGB 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2005 I murdered George Bush because the world will end tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2005 I shot a drunken black man because I like chocolate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2005 Mine says "I wrestled the phone because I was high." That actually makes sense. I laughed at a tape recorder because I was drunk. Mine makes sense, too. And strangely enough, I just did this on MySpace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2005 I stabbed your hot sister because I was drunk. I did it because I like to spoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2005 I looked at a drunken black man because my mom told me to. Looks like we got the same birthdate LF... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 25, 2005 (edited) I had sex with a prostitute because I was high. Very grind. Edited December 25, 2005 by Agent of Oblivion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2005 That's nice Agent, but what phrase did you put together from the options in LF's post?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2005 I didn't do this thread because it's a bloody waste of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
