EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 The funny thing about it is that if you read The Numbers Game (and you should), people have been ranting about statistics since the days of Henry Chadwick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepoMan 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 For all the hate pepole like Joe Buck and all of ESPN gets, Phil Sims is underrated as a douche bag announcer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 So I'm watching the AAFL Draft right now... The "Team Texas" jersey's are fucking god awful. White jersey.. what appears to be a grey shoulder area in between burnt orange trim on the neckline and arms with maroon lettering and numbering. Oh, we also just selected Eric Crouch as our first pick. 3rd overall. We're doomed. I see Chris Leak didn't get drafted until the 6th round. Ouch. Draft Results Fun to pick out random names from the past like Tee Martin, Chris Doering, and Kliff Kingsbury but I'll be damned if I recognize even 2% of these players. This league has no chance. And now I see Peter Warrick, picked in the 7th Round! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike wanna be 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 Could've been worse, UT. Alabama's team didn't take a quarterback until the end of the 21st round. A few teams had already drafted kickers by the time 'Bama got a QB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted January 29, 2008 Ryan Moore from Miami's on there too. I remember Lee Corso saying during a Miami/LaTech game that opened the season one year that Moore was one of the best HS players he'd ever seen. We'll leave it at that. Antonio Perkins of OU fame is there too. I looked around just for the hell of it, and USC is the only big program with nobody on there. I recognized way more people than I probably should have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike wanna be 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 He Hate Me, a steal in round 36. And for anybody keeping tabs, the AAFL's first Mr. Irrelevant is Pedro Holiday, a receiver out of Middle Tennesee State University. I'll keep an eye on the league only to see Leak and Crouch. That sounds absolutely filthy no matter how I word it, so I'm going to just leave it at that. I always thought they could've been good NFL quarterbacks, so it'll be interesting to see them lead their teams to glory against a bunch of nobodies. EDIT: Oddly enough, Mike Furrey of Detroit Lions "I'm Wes Welker Jr.!" fame was a last-round selection in the XFL, so who knows, maybe some of these nobodies will turn out to be somebodies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MFer 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 The names I recognize besides the ones already mentioned include some random Michigan players (Jeremy LeSeur, Willis Barringer, Darnell Hood, Adam Stenavich, and Garrett Rivas), MSU's Sean Poole and Kyle Rasmussen (both local guys, saw the former play in high school), Clint Stoerner, Marcus Randall (QB before JaMarcus), Bryan Randall (#2 overall, QB at before Marcus Vick), B.J. Symons and Woody Dantzler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 Michael Wilbon from Padron The Interruption suffered a mild heart attack yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brett Favre 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 Hopefully he's good. I thought this was pretty funny: http://espn-edge.andohs.net/0000A6/mp3/sta...predictions.mp3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike wanna be 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 Barbaro's getting a statue at Churchill Downs. Well deserved, I say. People loved that horse, and they raked in millions of dollars in laminitis research funding thanks to him & his sacrifice. Unfortunately no progress was made on the selective breeding of horses that make them susceptible to the leg-shattering injuries that usually lead to death in the first place, but what can you do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 Write flowery poems on message boards and talk about how Barbaro = jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike wanna be 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 If B=j and you move all the consonants one down, and all the vowels one vowel down, Barbaro = JesJesu, which sounds like someone stuttering as they say Jesus. I rest my case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2008 http://iamthebestintheworldatnhl94.blogspot.com/ My parents had HBO at their house when I was younger, and I'd stay up late to try to catch Real Sex or something like that, which always turned out to be disappointing because it was always like weird hippies or old dudes. Some of the comments are good, too. Like the one guy bragging about scoring 10 goals with Bill Berg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 http://deadspin.com/352747/kevin-hart-migh...ecruited-at-all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2008 http://iamthebestintheworldatnhl94.blogspot.com/ My parents had HBO at their house when I was younger, and I'd stay up late to try to catch Real Sex or something like that, which always turned out to be disappointing because it was always like weird hippies or old dudes. Some of the comments are good, too. Like the one guy bragging about scoring 10 goals with Bill Berg. Good find treble. This is some funny shit right here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2008 http://deadspin.com/352747/kevin-hart-migh...ecruited-at-all The Kevin Hart thing is one of the saddest stories I've ever heard. Poor guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 6, 2008 When asked how he felt, Kevin replied, "Obviously, I'm Hart-broken." This made me LOL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2008 Turns out he made the whole thing up. http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/recruiting/...tory?id=3234302 Dude is fucking pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2008 Well damn, that story came full circle pretty quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2008 Ladies and gentleman, meet the genius behind Ken Tremendous. http://imdb.com/name/nm1321658/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2008 Ladies and gentleman, meet the genius behind Ken Tremendous. http://imdb.com/name/nm1321658/ Holy shit. I didn't think it was possible to like the guy any more than I already do, but wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2008 This picture reminded me that I hate the Mets black jerseys, and they should wear the blue/hat blue pinstripe way more often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strummer 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2008 Ladies and gentleman, meet the genius behind Ken Tremendous. http://imdb.com/name/nm1321658/ Holy shit. I didn't think it was possible to like the guy any more than I already do, but wow. Ken Tremendous is married to JJ Philbin? HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? I can't believe this shit. They must have met on SNL when they were both writers. With Ken being an exec producer on the Office and JJ an exec producer on Heroes they have to be bringing in some serious coin. And Ken being on SNL explains the Seth Myers cameo on the site a few years ago (both are Red Sox fans also) Who the fuck knew that when Ken was talking about his wedding on the site a few years and Regis was talking about his daughter getting married they were talking about the same thing. I really can't believe this shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 9, 2008 Turns out he made the whole thing up. http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/recruiting/...tory?id=3234302 Dude is fucking pathetic. Oh, fuck. So now it looks like, of all places, Kevin Hart is getting recruited by my school. Fucking Glanville. http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/glanville-wi...uit-faker-15909 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2008 The best part of the video: "Well, I have. But I'd like not to recall it." Did the PBP guy previously kill a hooker or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2008 There was a goalie for the Sabres a while back who took a skate to the throat, too. Amazingly, after receiving more than 300 stitches to close the wound, Malarchuk returned to practice four days later, having spent only one night in the hospital. And about a week after that, he was back between the pipes against the Quebec Nordiques. "Doctors told me to take the rest of the year off, but there was no way", Malarchuk said. "The longer you wait, the harder it's going to be. I play for keeps." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepoMan 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2008 The best part of the video: "Well, I have. But I'd like not to recall it." Did the PBP guy previously kill a hooker or what? The idea of Rick Jeanneret killing a hooker greatly amuses me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kawalimus 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2008 20 people who you'll meet on a sports message board. http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?S...mp;LayoutType=1 Which one are you? HA HA HA!!! fixed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
garfieldsnose 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2008 Man, you're the kind that posts non-working links. Bastardo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2008 This is the first year I can remember when Opening Day (March 31) and the NCAA championship game (April 7) are on different days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
