When was the last time someone threatened you over the Internet...

[Mik 0]

Check out these emails I got from this psycho bitch on eBay...

 

1) Hey Phd your a fake. U of M degree here from Ann Arbor and your a stupid

ass...do me a favor and don't email again either or you will see who the

hero is. I tryed to do you a favor and tell you that your funds were on

the way...you don't have to be such a rude, ignorant ass THE END

 

2) Hey Little dork who is going to be nothing in his life along with his

stupid degree that he trying to obtain. This your last email from me...I

tryed to be nice and tell you that your funds were on the way because my

roommate called and he was upset...I sometimes use his email because he

has laptop. Anyways It's my email this email so don't email me back

either or your going to seriously get hurt and see who can do what in

reality. You think your so fucking cool with your stupid future degree

of nonsense and your stupid state that you live in well pal don't play

with me or one of many of millions of friends will take your precious

email, ebay account, and even your precious future degree away from you.

I don't care about you, your stupid silly cheap kid basketball cards or

your emails...You are rude, ignorant, have no concept, and I guess no

life since you keep emailing me on my sat. night. Im leaving now and

going to have fun while ugly boys like you who play with basketball

cards are home, maybe studying well dummy U of M degree here from Ann

Arbor remember that. sorry for trying to be nice. Your last words from

Jennifer...your email will not be read either little dork

 

And finally...

 

3)Hello...I know your gay and wish you lived the life of brokeback

mountain but here is some news from you Mike Walsh. Your stupid name

leads to your social security number, your fucking mouth is going to

lead you to the begining of your ebay funeral when I figure out what

your ebay name is. So since I won't be reading anymore of your great

emails.(you can verify this by looking at your next email you will send

and seeing it never opened) I can tell you this much, Your a marked man.

When the time comes remember your actions do have consequence. Your

going to see the death of your email and ebay account so when that

happens just remember who did it because Im calling you out. You like

your white trash no Jessica law state is disgrace, your egocentric, smug

attitude and ignorance is going to be like your downfall. I got message

from my roommate earlier and I think you are a theif. You have no

concept, your stupid like your fake degrees in your fake school in your

fake state. I think you should keep my roommates money and take your

white trash wife or mom out to dinner THEIF....me and mine are looking

for you so don't cross my path in reality or you will see who is the

hero and you can say goodbye to your email and things. The End, your

enemy

 

All of this comes from the fact that she got ripped off by someone and thought it was me - she sent me a nasty email and naturally I couldn't let it go. All of the PhD stuff - I didn't mention any of that in my emails or anything - it just comes from my email signature. I use my email for job stuff and for regular email and she certainly took that and ran with it.

 

So what did we learn? I have a fake degree, and oh yeah, NEW YORK IS NOT A REAL STATE.

 

Anybody else get e-threatened lately?

[Carnival 0]

I e-threatened Czech last night. I told him I could knock him the f out.

 

The truth is i couldn't.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

For someone with a "U of M degree here in Ann Arbor" they sure have the grammatical skills of someone Hoff would like to rape with a pitchfork.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Is she hot.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Awesome. Simply awesome. Highlights include:

U of M degree here from Ann Arbor and your a stupid ass.

I had no idea the University of Michigan had such low standards. Maybe there's another U of M in Ann Arbor that happens to be one of those "get certified in 9 months as a bookkeeper, legal assistant, or massage therapist!" deals.

your stupid future degree of nonsense

me or one of many of millions of friends

I know your gay and wish you lived the life of brokeback mountain but here is some news from you Mike Walsh

You like your white trash no Jessica law state is disgrace, your egocentric, smug attitude and ignorance is going to be like your downfall

I didn't even understand this "zing". No Jessica law state is disgrace?!

THEIF

The End, your enemy

HA.

[Carnival 0]

I like how they claim to have your Social Security Number, but can't figure out what your username on ebay is.

[Mik 0]

The whole thing is quite amusing.

 

Who do these people think they are fooling?

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

"I know you wish you lived the life of Brokeback Mountain" is awesome.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

No shit. I considered making that my sig the moment I read it.

 

Regardless, this supposed U of M superstar sure has some lousy grammatical skills. Being an eBay seller, I've dealt with these types; what did the whole thing start over?

[Mik 0]

Buyer got NARU - I filed nonpayer just to get my fees back and the shitstorm ensued.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

I wouldn't sweat it then. If that's the case, the buyer had two other people file a NPB form against him, since it takes three of them to get you the boot.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I considered making that my sig the moment I read it.

I've got this one.

 

 

Mik, send this to the guy who did the ULTAMATOM~! ytmnd, it's right up his alley

[Matt Young 0]

It pretty much happens daily between this place, GameFAQs, and a few assholes I know personally who seem to feel tough because they threaten me over MySpace, yet back down to me when we're face to face (and I'm certainly no tough guy, or much of a threat... They're just pussies).

 

And those e-mails were fucking hilarious.

[Mik 0]

Wow - my name is in Czech Republic's sig.

 

I'm getting street cred.

[SuperJerk 0]

I loves me the internets.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Wow - my name is in Czech Republic's sig.

 

I'm getting street cred.

Wait, that's your name? But it said from. When did they change from to for? I didn't get the letter, because...ok yeah

[Bruiser Chong 0]

I thought it was from Mike Walsh, too. Naturally, I just assumed he was a shameless self-promoter a la Mike Jones.

[Mik 0]

No. My name is Mike Walsh. They just butchered another little part of the English language.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Mike Jones.

Who?

[Black Lushus 0]

in my old chat room lurking days, I used to get threatened, booted etc. on a daily basis, no big deal...

[BruiserKC 0]

I've never been to an Ebay funeral...who would be the pallbearers in an e-funeral?

 

Internet bad-asses...they're as big a losers as those who want red hot cybersex.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Don't use that smiley if you're gonna mock losers.

[Carnival 0]

Mike Jones.

Who?

He's one of those "rappers".

[Guest Psycho_Freak]

I Usually get Threatrned every Now and Then

[2GOLD 0]

Got threatened by some guy because I was nice to his gf and he was never nice to her. Like it was my fault he was an asshole.

That happens alot actually. I gotta stop being so friendly to people.

[Special K 0]

YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT is just wonderful. It's like an Ultimate Warrior insult.

[gWIL 0]

Mike Jones.

Who?

Mike Jones.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Mike Jones.

Who?

Mike Jones.

WHO?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Don't worry, I'm actually aware of what I'm doing here.