Inside the Wrestler's Studio II

[The Ill One 0]

Sweet, sweet timekillers.

 

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)?

 

Favorite Match(es)?

 

Favorite Promo(s)?

 

Favorite Character(s)?

 

Favorite Spot(s)?

 

Favorite Move Names?

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)?

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)?

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)?

 

Dream Matches?

 

Dream Angles?

 

Funny Moment(s)?

 

Fondest Memories?

 

Any Regrets?

 

I've became most friendly with...?

 

Wrestling

 

Favorite Federation?

 

Favorite Worker?

 

Least Favorite Worker?

 

Favorite Match(es)?

 

Favorite Stipulation?

 

Dream Matches?

 

If I worked for a company it'd be...

 

My style of wrestling would be...

 

Face or heel?

 

Dream Matches (that includes you)?

 

Personal

 

Name?

 

Age?

 

Single?

 

Biggest Turn On?

 

Biggest Turn Off?

 

Religious?

 

Favorite book(s)?

 

Favorite movie(s)?

 

Favorite actor/actress?

 

Favorite bands?

 

Favorite song(s)?

 

Most Recent Accomplishment?

 

Most Recent Failure?

 

My biggest flaw...

 

I like my...

 

Future Goal(s)?

 

Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)?

 

Heroes?

 

I would love to meet...

 

Hardest moment of my life...

 

Greatest moment of my life...

 

Would you want to be famous?

 

Favorite swear word?

 

Favorite food?

 

What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven?

 

What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell?

[The Ill One 0]

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)? -Flesher, Edwin, Nekura, WC, Taylor, and Toxxic

 

Favorite Match(es)? -Edwin vs Raynor at Genesis III is my absolute favorite. There's a slew of others that are a bit behind that match.

 

Favorite Promo(s)? -I have a soft spot for most of wrestler's leaving promos and P.O.O.F.N.A.R

 

Favorite Character(s)? -Spider Nekura, King (heel version), and Edwin.

 

Favorite Spot(s)? -Edwin going through the glass I at Genesis III, Renegade hittin' his finisher on CIA in the Hell in a Swimming Pool, Neilsen and Comet plunging off the HIAC via Russian Legsweep, and DiaB's weedwhacker spot.

 

Favorite Move Names? -I have no clue why I included this. I'm not sure.

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)? -Anything hardcore. I adored Times Square Brawl, All Show Ironman versus Toxxic (despite losing), Motor City Rumble, and Mall Brawl. I love to read most stipulations.

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? -One time I was booked in a five-way match. That was a complete bitch to write.

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? -Not sure about matches but I had fun writing some. The only promos of mine I still like was Confrontation (IL and Edwin talking), Dillon's original leaving, and IL's Afghanistan Adventures.

 

Dream Matches? -MacPhisto vs Kibs vs Raynor vs Wilson, Fallout vs Toxxic, NoTJ vs Bruce Blank, and I always wished I could have written against Grimedogg in a competitive match. (One time I got to when he wanted to make a return but didn't show).

 

Dream Angles? -In the ML I would talk to Nekura a lot... plus I was a huge Clan mark. So I always wished I had a brief run in the Clan. Also Renegade versus IL never really worked out.

 

Funny Moment(s)? -My favorite would have to be poor Thoth's "penis signature" debacle in the chatroom.

 

Fondest Memories? -The only time I got a true "fuzzy, warm" feeling was when I won the SJL World Title at Countdown to Genesis and I read the comments thread.

 

Any Regrets? -A lot, actually. Bailing out multiple times (including IL's "death" and when the JL was ruled by hardcore), subjecting everyone to my "Dude, I'm so ____", and the various no-showing along the way, recently what I did to Toxxic (sorry man).

 

I've became most friendly with...? -Renegade

 

Wrestling

 

Favorite Federation? -Shit, I'm not sure. Depends on my mood- CZW is my guilty pleasure, RoH and AJPW churn out the goodness, but crusier WCW may take the cake.

 

Favorite Worker(s)? -Benoit, Nick Mondo, Kobashi, Samoa Joe, J.C. Bailey, Kawada, Steamboat, and Jack Evans.

 

Least Favorite Worker? -I'm not sure... I've never liked Undertaker or Ultimate Warrior.

 

Favorite Match(es)? -By fed(in no order):

NOAH: Kawada vs Misawa (Haven't seen enough NOAH as I wish)

RoH: Jay Brisco vs Mark Brisco (Honor Invades Boston), Samoa Joe vs Kobashi, Daniels vs Danielson vs Low Ki

CZW: Nick Mondo vs John Zandig (2 out of 3 lighttube cabins), Cage of Death 6, Mondo vs Wifebeater (TOD 1 finals), J.C. Bailey vs Ric Blade(Barbed Wire Ladder)

WCW: Eddie vs Rey (Title versus Mask), Liger vs Pillman, Mysterio, Juventud, Garza vs Psicosis, Silver King, La Parka, Dean Malenko vs Ultimo Dragon ('96 Title Unification Match)

WWE/WWF: Bret vs Owen (WM X), Hart vs Austin (Submission), Benoit vs Angle (Royal Rumble '03), and Steamboat vs Savage (WM III)

AJPW: Let's say (for sake of simplicity) majority of Kawada/Misawa/Kobashi in their various combinations and matches. Tsuruta vs Kobashi, Misawa, Taue vs Akyama, Kobashi

NJPW: Ultimo Dragon vs The Great Sasuke, Liger vs Owen Hart, Benoit vs Ohtani, Ultimo Dragon vs Liger

 

Favorite Stipulation? -I'm not sure. I've enjoyed the lighttube matches but sometimes a single match is best.

 

Dream Matches? -There's some floatin' around in my mind that aren't coming to me.

 

If I worked for a company it'd be... -Shit, I'm not sure. Everyone always says CZW is like a family or RoH would be cool.

 

My style of wrestling would be... I'm not sure because it's kind of hard to say I'd be able to work deathmatches. But either hardcore or junior heavyweight

 

Face or heel? -Face

 

Dream Matches (that includes you)? -It'd be an honor to have Misawa, Kawada, Taue, or Kobashi stiff me to near death or face Liger (covers Puro). Otherwise it'd be Nick Mondo, Jack Evans, Samoa Joe, J.C. Bailey, Jay Brisco, and Rey Mysterio Jr.

 

Personal

 

Name? -Andrew

 

Age? -17

 

Single? -To quote Mitch Hedberg, "I don't have a girlfriend... but I do know a girl who would be really mad if she heard me say that."

 

Biggest Turn On? -Course decent face and body but good eyes, good sense of humor, open minded, and easy going.

 

Biggest Turn Off? -Girls who are too into themselves and the ones who just seem like a future stalker.

 

Religious? -Nope, I switch back-and-forth from agnostic (atheist on a bad day) to Deist.

 

Favorite book(s)? -Cathedral, Fight Club, American Gods, and (this is cheating) Poe's short stories.

 

Favorite movie(s)? -This is Spinal Tap, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Fight Club, Blazing Saddles, I (Heart) Huckabees, and Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy (stupidity can be funny).

 

Favorite actor/actress? -Eh, I'm not sure.

 

Favorite bands? -Bruce Springsteen, Led Zeppelin, Operation Ivy, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Dropkick Murphys, older Offspring, and a few others rotate for my favorites.

 

Favorite song(s)? -In no particular order- "Jungleland" Bruce Springsteen, "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" Led Zeppelin, "House of the Rising Sun" The Animals, "Like A Rolling Stone" Bob Dylan, "Backstreets" Bruce Springsteen, and Nirvana's cover of "Where Did You Sleep Last Night." There's actually way too many, come to think of it.

 

Most Recent Accomplishment? -I've gotten my act back together within the last six months or so.

 

Most Recent Failure? -Blew off a school project due to disinterest. O' course I'll be seeing the effects in my grade.

 

My biggest flaw... My temper or making small issues become huge problems.

 

I like my... Eyes.

 

Future Goal(s)? -Community College (save money and raise up a damaged GPA) for two years to transfer over to Iowa University for it's English department. Then take the Writer's Workshop offered there and see what happens.

 

Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)? -Yes, I write fiction (usually short stories). It's a lot better than my writing for the federation, I swear.

 

Heroes? -Nah, I've never idolized somebody. I respect a lot of people throughout history but nothing near "hero."

 

I would love to meet... -I don't know. Hitchcock, Poe (just to see how twisted he really was), Jefferson, Mitch Hedberg, and (to throw in the wrestling aspect) meeting Nick Mondo would be cool.

 

Hardest moment of my life... -7th grade I found out my (then favorite) Uncle died and it was my first death to deal with. Plus he was a young mofo' so it was a complete shocker.

 

Greatest moment of my life... -Not sure, to be honest.

 

Would you want to be famous? -Probably not.

 

Favorite swear word? -Probably fuck because it can be used in so many ways.

 

Favorite food? -Eh, probably potatoes (in their many forms). I forgot favorite drink but Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper has grown on me.

 

What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven? -"Wait, what?"

 

What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell? -"Way to go, asshole."

[Bruce Blank 0]

I'll answer myself later today I just wanted to ask

 

and excuse my ignorance - but what is NoTJ??

[The Ill One 0]

Neilsen of the Jungle. An older WFer.

[Toxxic 0]

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)? Kibagami and Flesher. Kibs is the master of drama, Flesher has the perfect combination of wrestling knowledge and the 'feel' of the fed, plus he can be damn funny. However, Johnson definitely has his moments.

 

Favorite Match(es)? Christ, that's a tough one. I haven't done as much back-reading of the fed as I'd like. From my tenure here, I'll go with Kibagami vs Zenon at Battleground '04

 

Favorite Promo(s)? There are loads. However for sheer, consistent class and amusement, pretty much anything from Landon cuts it.

 

Favorite Character(s)? Umm... for all the fact that Edwin's shades of grey were great, and Kibagami's twisted, vengeful monster was intimidating, I'll go with Wes Davenport. He's an inventive character who still makes sense doing what he does (I mean in terms of current sheer badassness Johnson's character is well-realised, but I still can't swallow the whole 'former UFC Heavyweight Champion' stuff in the bio).

 

Favorite Spot(s)? I'll confess to drawing a blank on this one. Odd, from such a spot-monkey as myself.

 

Favorite Move Names? Pretzler's 'Tildebang'. Stupid, but damn funny. Also, the Demonstar Driver is just one of the coolest movenames ever.

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)? Hardcore

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? Strap matches (Janus and Zed, I'm looking at you)

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? Favourite match would probably be vs Landon at From The Fire '05. Not only was it the longest match I've ever written, but I tried to get their history in there, and it was the catalyst for Toxxic's eventual change of heart. As for promos, I still think 'The Means' and 'The Ends' from the me vs Spike programme in early '05 strike me as the best. Although to be fair, most of that was me writing Spike's character... OK, with Toxxic it was the promo I did for right before I won the World Title at Ground Zero '04

 

Dream Matches? Umm... Edwin vs Janus, for some reason.

 

Dream Angles? Holy shit, I've no idea, but it would probably involve Kibagami in some way. Although you know what would appeal? Reforming Revolution Zero with Johnson and Pretzler, all in semi-face mode. Christ, Toxx would be the goof of that team.

 

Funny Moment(s)? Most of Landon's promos. But Calvinball II was a blast. Also, Zyon vs Myers.

 

Fondest Memories? That moment of 'fuck, I just beat Flesher and Janus for the World Title'.

 

Any Regrets? That none of my three World Title wins beat any real opposition (yes Flesher showed, but Triple Threats have never been his strongpoint).

 

I've became most friendly with...? Card, Pretz until his 'net connection got nixed, and more recently J3.

 

Wrestling

 

Favorite Federation? ROH

 

Favorite Worker? Probably Alex Shelley

 

Least Favorite Worker? I take it people like Cheex don't count? No? Well then, Hogan.

 

Favorite Match(es)? No idea

 

Favorite Stipulation? Anything gimmicky and spotty is bound to attract my attention.

 

Dream Matches? Benoit vs Shelley. Or Danielson.

 

If I worked for a company it'd be... ROH, as long as the fans didn't crap on me.

 

My style of wrestling would be... SPOT-TASTIC!

 

Face or heel? Heel. Do you even have to ask?

 

Dream Matches (that includes you)? Ha ha haaa... something that doesn't involve me getting hurt much.

 

Personal

 

Name? Mike

 

Age? 24 as of last Thursday

 

Single? In no way. Just celebrated my six-year anniversary.

 

Biggest Turn On? Varies

 

Biggest Turn Off? Smoking

 

Religious? Definitely not.

 

Favorite book(s)? 'A Song of Ice and Fire' (OK, it's a series) by George RR Martin. Also, the Dresden Files by Jim Butcher, Lord of the Rings...

 

Favorite movie(s)? Tank Girl, Underworld, Fight Club, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean...

 

Favorite actor/actress? Anthony Hopkins and Johnny Depp

 

Favorite bands? Christ... Strung Out, Bad Religion, the Wildhearts, Therapy?, NIN, the list could go on...

 

Favorite song(s)? Varies wildly.

 

Most Recent Accomplishment? Setting up my own clubnight.

 

Most Recent Failure? Too many to think about

 

My biggest flaw... Well, if you look very hard with a microscope you might find my sense of tact. If it jumps up and down and waves. On the plus side, if I don't like you, you'll know about it. No talking about you behind your back here.

 

I like my... life. No, seriously, it's not bad.

 

Future Goal(s)? To set up another clubnight.

 

Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)? Not much anymore.

 

Heroes? Eddie Izzard. Funniest man this side of Mars.

 

I would love to meet... Eddie Izzard. Also Keira Knightley and Angelina Jolie, but for different reasons.

 

Hardest moment of my life... Breaking up with my girlfriend.

 

Greatest moment of my life... Getting back with her.

 

Would you want to be famous? Fuck yeah. And then you can all claim to have known me and tell stories about how I wrote fake wrestling matches, and I'll pay you money to be quiet (this is the plan I'm working on for when Flesher becomes president or a high-powered lawyer, btw)

 

Favorite swear word? Bollocks

 

Favorite food? If you can fry it, I'll eat it.

 

What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven? Go ahead and punch me, I deserve it.

 

What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell? Open a window if you're too hot.

[Justice 0]

Sweet, sweet timekillers.

 

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)? As an older guy, I'd say Flesher is definitely up there, but also Edwin as well as Ejiro, CIA, and Mak. All had a real good balance of comedy, drama, description, and psychology that really could draw you into a match.

 

Favorite Match(es)? Raynor vs. MacPhisto is easily the greatest match of the fed, for anyone who followed the history and build behind it. CIA vs. Mak vs. Renegade for the JL World Title is another classic that a lot of people just don't know about because it was from so long ago. Mak vs. Fugue, Tom vs. ELM (Ultimate Submissions), Edwin vs. Lerrin Breggan (Canadian Deathmatch), and Jay Dawg vs. Ash Ketchum (Hide and Seek) are all ones that newer guys should look up.

 

Favorite Promo(s)? My personal favorite promos are all the goodbye ones after Genesis III, with Edwin and Raynor standing out in particular. Sean Atlas/Spike (Not the one you guys know) did some incredibly cool ones when he returned.

 

Favorite Character(s)? Fugue and Ejiro stand out, by far, as two of my favorite characters. Fugue for the incredibly cool gimmick, and Ejiro for the ability to take a character and make his turn so damn believable. I think he's the only guy to ever take his low charisma seriously outside of WC. Well, now that we've mentioned him, Wildchild, old school Silent, Edwin MacPhisto, CIA, old-school Zed and TNT, and even Frost.

 

Favorite Spot(s)? Probably Edwin and Raynor going through all the old-school carnie finishers would be the best spot of the fed, just because when you figured it all out, with Raynor using the finishers of all the 'fallen' Carnies and Edwin finally busting out the Walk Off... it just added so much emotion to the match I was amazed. A few other notables are: Mak passing out against Fugue, MVS tapping out to the Referee in the Hell with a Wallet Chain match, Zed getting the 7th Inning Stretch on Outcast in the Carnies Losing Wargames match (WHICH SHOULD HAVE WON, DAMN YOU ALL)

 

Favorite Move Names? Encore Cross, Joker's Wild, Ejirocution, Wild Ride, Walk Off, Surprise Witness, MI Slam, Minor Chord, Major Cord, Coda, Boilermaker, Early Winter, Ragnarok... I dunno if I can think of any others off the top of my head.

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)? TLC. I might have been surprised by it beforehand (And a bit pissed, as W&D and us had a different blowoff in mind), but it was an incredibly fun and liberating match to write. Canadian Deathmatch is also a fun one (And an SWF Original!)

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? Inferno Match. I've had to do one before, and I just friggin hated every second of it.

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? Going up against Deja Vu was one of my favorites, with the Air Judge as my all time favorite spot because I got to use the "Desperate Times call for Desperate Measures" line. Of my own promos, a few of my earlier ones are good, but my favorites to write had to be where I subbed in for Tom writing a few promos for Thugg vs. the Magnificent 7, which was incredible fun. Just being able to write the Carnies semi-accurately was fun.

 

Dream Matches? A rematch against Tom for myself, MacPhisto vs. Tom, Stubby vs. MacPhisto circa Summer 2002, the Fallen vs. Justice and Rule vs. Wild and Dangerous vs. DVD in a TLC match.

 

Dream Angles? Oh God, I've had a few, but I want to save them as surprises if I ever do comeback.

 

Funny Moment(s)? Writing an ambush of the Carnies in the previously mentioned promos I did for Tom, I was in chat and trying to figure out how to make the Carnies' retreat that much better. So CIA is there and tells me "Well, why don't you toss me through the door?" I loved imagining that wacky Canadian suddenly getting pitched through a closed wooden door. Also Ejiro vs. Judge (CLASH OF THE MEGAPOWERS!!!!!) and Justice and Rule vs. Deja Vu standout as my own personal funniest moments.

 

Fondest Memories? Writing a lot of my tag matches with Ejiro, and planning sessions for big angles with Tom and other guys. When you get into big angles, you can't believe how fun they are to write. Plus, a lot of chat moments from long ago, like oping Silent for the first time, and my mega-hyper beatdown from HHH in chat when I was alone in chat.

 

Any Regrets? Fucking up my return as badly as I did. I had a really good angle with Tox planned with it, but sadly all it ended up doing was breaking some toss-away character's neck.

 

I've became most friendly with...? Tom, Ejiro, and are the top three from the past. Nowadays, I talk to JJ and Mike a lot about things.

 

Wrestling

 

Favorite Federation? Eh, skip for now. I don't remember much about real wrestling nowadays...

 

Personal

 

I'll finish this later, too.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)? Galatea

 

Favorite Match(es)? Galatea vs. Exploding Chicken

 

Favorite Promo(s)? Galatea kicks the crap out of Gary Coleman. Galatea regains his body.

 

Favorite Character(s)? Mr. Galatea

 

Favorite Spot(s)? The Tiger MacTwammer

 

Favorite Move Names? The Ontario Tiger Tamer

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)? Hide and Seek Match that Galatea won the ICTV title in.

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? Matches Galatea lost.

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? Anything involving Galatea

 

Dream Matches? Galatea vs. Galatea

 

Dream Angles? Galatea

 

Funny Moment(s)? Galatea

 

Fondest Memories? Galatea

 

Any Regrets? Not enough Galatea

 

I've became most friendly with...? Galatea

 

Wrestling

 

Favorite Federation? Galatea Wrestling Federation, Galatea Championship Wrestling. Ring of Galatea. Galatea of Honor. All Galatea Wrestling.

 

Favorite Worker? Galatea

 

Least Favorite Worker? Galatea's enemies: Kurt Angle, Chris Daniels.

 

Favorite Match(es)? Galatea vs Angle; Galatea vs Daniels

 

Favorite Stipulation? Galatea Match

 

Dream Matches? Galatea vs Jesus; Galatea vs Lance Storm

 

If I worked for a company it'd be... Galatea of Honor

 

My style of wrestling would be... Galateatian

 

Face or heel? Galatea

 

Dream Matches (that includes you)? Verson Galatea

 

Personal

 

Name? Not Galatea

 

Age? Younger than Galatea

 

Single? Yes. No Galatea yet.

 

Biggest Turn On? Galatea

 

Biggest Turn Off? Not being Galatea

 

Religious? Galatean

 

Favorite book(s)? Galatea by Galatea

 

Favorite movie(s)? Galatea

 

Favorite actor/actress? Galatea

 

Favorite bands? Galatea, Guy Lombardo Bridge

 

Favorite song(s)? "Galatea", "Muzz is Evil, Crowe Sucks"

 

Most Recent Accomplishment? Galatea

 

Most Recent Failure? Failing Galatea

 

My biggest flaw... Not Galatea enough

 

I like my... Galatea

 

Future Goal(s)? Galateaing

 

Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)?

 

Heroes? Galatea

 

I would love to meet... Galatea

 

Hardest moment of my life... Realizing I'd never be Galatea

 

Greatest moment of my life... Galatea!

 

Would you want to be famous? If Galatea wants me to be famous.

 

Favorite swear word? Galatea damn it!

 

Favorite food? Whatever Galatea likes

 

What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven? Galatea

 

What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell? Galatea

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Don't be so hard on yourself, Drea; I mean, who besides Galatea ever has enough Galatea?

[The Ill One 0]

Even Galatea can't get enough Galatea. I hope his journey to find Thor has treated him well.

[chirs3 0]

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s): Edwin, Toxxic, and Tom would round out my Top 3... I always thought Spark, when he was motivated, was a hell of a writer, and could have gone a lot farther if he wanted to... Of the New Batch - JJ, Bruce, and Zyon.

 

Favorite Match(es): In recent memory, any of Mike's House Rules matches. Any of them. Beautiful stips, and very funny people to write them. Classic - NotJ vs. Comet... Edwin vs. Sacred... And of course, who could forget Hell in a Pokeball?

 

Favorite Promo(s): Of Edwin, who is Queen of Promo (website reference!), "In the Fade" and "Good Morning, Angels!" immediately come to mind. King's ML Poker Game Promos, and "Revenge is a Dish Best Served in Whatever State It Was". Anything by Wilson during the Meat Festival Days...

 

And of course, Fuvolution.

 

Favorite Character(s): Edwin, of course. In case you couldn't tell, I'm madly in love with Edwin. He hasn't returned my calls yet, but I'm still hopeful.

 

Fugue. Rawk.

 

Wes Davenport. Stole my idea, but he does it better than I could anyway.

 

I think Kevin Coyote's character could go places - love the cell phone bit.

 

Favorite Spot(s): Shilling my own for a moment, the totally implausible yet highly entertaining chair-missile-dropkick from Wargames. Thoth is down on the mat, Edwin is battling Chilly Chilly Bang Bang on his own. Edwin runs for the ropes, Thoth grabs a chair and holds it up, Edwin grabs it while running up the ropes, springs back, throws it in Frost's face and kicks.

 

Also mentioned, the Comet/Neilsen Russian Legsweep off the cage.

 

Favorite Move Names: Tildebang. There's nothing better.

 

Favorite Stipulation(s): To write, Last Man Standing. To read, Canadian Death Match.

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s): I despise odd-number matches. Three ways, five ways, one ways, etc. Occasionally they're crazy enough to work (9-man tag at Crossfire, w00t!), but most of the time it's just annoying.

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you):

 

Matches

 

-- Aforementioned 9-way tag at Crossfire. I blew the ending, but I thought it was a lot more fun to write (and read) than the technically-superior Snake Eyes Stable Match.

 

-- Raynor vs. Edwin, of course.

 

-- Sadly, I cannot think of any singles matches that I wrote, on my own, that I'm proud of. Tons of cowrites - Edwin, Storm, King, Storm, Storm, Mark Stevens, Storm, Storm... but no legitimately singles matches come to mind. If I recall one, I'll edit it in.

 

Promos

 

-- Quite honestly, I'm amazed at the POOFNAR love. I look back at it and go "What was I thinking?", but apparently it's a classic.

 

-- Revenge for the Coaster. The Carnival rigs JD's car stereo to play our little message to him. Also the debut of the Pandagram Undergament Middleweight Champion of Alabama.

 

-- Of course, the retirement promo.

 

Dream Matches:

 

-- With myself... legit singles matches against everyone I ever cowrote against (King, Edwin, Storm, Storm, Storm, Magnifico, Storm, Storm)... add Comet to that list... then I'd love to tag with Magnifico or Edwin and face all the great teams I missed - W&D, Martial Law, Justice and Rule, Kris Kross, Double Jeopardy.

 

-- Without myself - Edwin vs. Comet. Danceoff. Make it happen.

 

Dream Angles:

 

-- N/A

 

Funny Moment(s): In character, the Justice and Rule Ping Pong match. Out of character, the tooling of Blazenwing and the Judge/Gun incident.

 

Fondest Memories: Good ole' Carnie days.

 

Any Regrets: Never following up on certain feuds, particularly with Fallout.

 

I've became most friendly with...: Rando, JJ, and the CC Crew... TNT for a while, but he done gone and disappeared.

 

Wrestling

 

Favorite Federation?: I don't watch much wrestling anymore... haven't in a while... WWE by default, having seen nothing else.

 

Favorite Worker?: Five of the Smackdown Six (Circa 'Mania 19 - Benoit, Eddie, Angle, Rey, Matt Hardy), Chris Jericho... of all time, Bret Hart.

 

Least Favorite Worker?: Can't think of anyone I outright hate, outside of that one guy whose name I can't remember... yeah, he sucked.

 

Favorite Match(es): Bret vs. Owen, in any form.

 

Favorite Stipulation: Ladder matches.

 

Dream Matches: Bret Hart vs. Kurt Angle, when both were at the top of their games.

 

If I worked for a company it'd be...: I guess WWE?

 

My style of wrestling would be...: The kind where I run away. A lot.

 

]b]Face or heel?[/b]: Face.

 

Dream Matches (that includes you)?: I fear pain.

 

Personal

 

Name: Christopher Becker

 

Age: 21

 

Single: Hell yes. Women are evil.

 

Biggest Turn On: Sense of humor. Seriously, if you can't take a joke, I don't want to be anywhere near you.

 

Biggest Turn Off: Um... ugliness.

 

Religious: Nope.

 

Favorite book(s): Ever, "Catch-22". More recently, anything by Tim Dorsey.

 

Favorite movie(s): "Primer", "Dark City", "The Royal Tenenbaums"

 

Favorite actor/actress: Keifer MF'n Sutherland. No pick for actress.

 

Favorite bands: Green Day, Everclear... other than that, I listen to a truckload of game and anime music... if composers count, Yuki Kajiura currently tops the list.

 

Favorite song(s): Not a fan of the band in general, but The Wallflowers' "One Headlight" is my favoritest song of all time.

 

Most Recent Accomplishment: Umm... I... ate some spaghetti.

 

Most Recent Failure: I didn't finish the spaghetti.

 

My biggest flaw...: I suck at finishing projects I start. I have a gajillion ideas in my head, but ten minutes after I start one, I never touch it again.

 

I like my...: Cat. He's such a cute widdle kitty.

 

Future Goal(s): Make money. Don't care how, as long as it doesn't hurt... much...

 

Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write): Nope.

 

Heroes: Sadly, none.

 

I would love to meet...: N/A

 

Hardest moment of my life...: Moving. Not cool.

 

Greatest moment of my life...: Not that my life is bad or anything, it's fine, but I can't think of a single OMG SUPER GRAET-~! kind of moment.

 

Would you want to be famous? I want to be rich. Fame is optional.

 

Favorite swear word: Fuck, of course. What a silly question.

 

Favorite food: The usual junk. Fast food, pizza... of real food, my Grandmother's Rizzoto. Damn good stuff.

 

What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven: "Welcome to Heaven, Franz... my name is God... I think you're going to like it here." Because God just has to be a Home Movies fan.

 

What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell: "Wait, this isn't right. Take the elevator up."

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

In the words of Art Alexakis (Or whatever the hell his name is), "YEAH!"

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)? - I loved to read King's stuff. The Suicide King is the only character I ever felt legitimate disdain for. Straight off the bat with the King of Hearts betraying the Carnival (I did NOT see that coming at all), I just couldn't stand the man. King was definitely the man. Honorable mention to Wildchild, whose stuff always played out in my head perfectly.

 

Favorite Match(es)? - The Edwin/Stevens retirement match is #1. Goddamn, that one broke my heart. I also loved the eight-man tag match that I was (a very small) part of - Wildchild, Flesher, Strangler, and Dangerous vs. Craven, Taylor, Ejiro, and Judge, if I recall correctly. That match was the perfect capper to all the Ejiro/WC drama. They could not have done it any better.

 

Favorite Promo(s)? - Almost everything that was written during the Kibagami/Edwin feud was excellent work that took a long time to play out. I always enjoyed when another one of those came up. And anyone who has read and didn't laugh at Operation P.O.O.F.N.A.R. can die.

 

Favorite Character(s)? - I'd go with King, Stevens, and Ejiro. King was the ultimate evil heel, Stevens was the ultimate clean-cut face, and Ejiro's dick heel character cannot ever be topped.

 

Favorite Spot(s)? - I am completely drawing a blank on this....I'll say whatever move Frost would hit on Z every time Z lost to him

 

Favorite Move Names? - I always had a soft spot for the Soargasm by Xstasy.

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)? - Street Fights, Mall Brawl, and Lost at Sea (whoo)

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? - Death on Ice. Goddamn that match.

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? - Favorite match was a losing effort against Tom Flesher in an I Quit match where he won the World Title from me. I still believe my match was better, which is the only defeat that still sticks with me.

 

Dream Matches? - Until a few months ago, it was ELM vs. Wildchild. I would have loved to see Fallout vs. Danny Williams as well.

 

Dream Angles? - I would have loved to see Grand Slam and Flesher run an angle while they were both active and in their prime.

 

Funny Moment(s)? - P.O.O.F.N.A.R., Chrissy Stardust and the Carnies from Mars, and Outcast's rape storyline

 

Fondest Memories? - Being world champ was fun, but there were three things that really stick with me: Beating Nekura and Thoth in a tag match that got me into the upper midcard, Pt. 1 of my feud with Erek Taylor taking 2nd in Feud of the Year voting, and coming out of retirement to write and win a Mall Brawl match.

 

Any Regrets? - I never feuded with Chris Wilson or Thugg, both of whom I would have loved to run an angle with. I also regret not evolving Strangler as a wrestler to some degree, although he definitely evolved as a character.

 

I've became most friendly with...? - There aren't many people I'm still in regular contact with. I talk to Z a decent amount, I'm in touch with Chris Wilson, GOdrea and I talk a bit....after that, it's sporadic at best. Back in the day, I was pretty friendly with Thugg, but I haven't heard from him in forever.

 

Wrestling

 

Favorite Federation? - TNA

 

Favorite Worker? - Probably Rey Mysterio. Rest of the best are Shelton Benjamin, Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Chris Benoit, and Monty Brown (I'm a whore for the Pounce)

 

Least Favorite Worker? - Randy Orton

 

Favorite Match(es)? - Tough to choose. I've seen a lot more WWE than TNA/WCW, so my major interests lie there. I'd pick from a few matches depending on my mood: Austin/HHH vs. Benoit/Jericho (the torn quad match with the tag title change), Angle/Benoit at the 2003 Royal Rumble (seen live at my first live event), Benoit/HHH/HBK at WM XX (also seen live at my second and last live event), Styles/Lynn/Psicosis/Low-Ki from the second TNA show, and Styles/Joe from a couple months ago

 

Favorite Stipulation? - I love ladder matches. Total whore.

 

Dream Matches? - I'd love to see Joe vs. Benoit

 

If I worked for a company it'd be... - Probably the WWE, sadly

 

My style of wrestling would be... - Pedestrian and plodding. I'd be champ in a month.

 

Face or heel? - Face. I love the cheers.

 

Dream Matches (that includes you)? - I'd love to team with Mysterio against the late Eddie Guerrero and Kurt Angle

 

Personal

 

Name? - Pat Hannon

 

Age? - 20

 

Single?- Hells yes

 

Biggest Turn On? - Blondes

 

Biggest Turn Off? - Ego

 

Religious? - Not in the slightest

 

Favorite book(s)? - "In The Lake Of The Woods" by Tim O'Brien

 

Favorite movie(s)? - American Beauty, A History of Violence, Snatch, Rushmore, South Park, Caddyshack

 

Favorite actor/actress? - Kevin Spacey

 

Favorite bands? - Green Day, U2, Dropkick Murphys

 

Favorite song(s)? - U2, "Where The Streets Have No Name"

 

Most Recent Accomplishment? - Kicking some serious ass on my last paper

 

Most Recent Failure? - Not buying beer this weekend

 

My biggest flaw... - Stubbornness

 

I like my... - iPod

 

Future Goal(s)? - Not being poor

 

Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)? - I write, mainly creative nonfiction. Hit a bit of a drought there, though. Right now, just working on my school paper and such.

 

Heroes? - No one in particular.

 

I would love to meet... - Ralph Nader

 

Hardest moment of my life... - Getting lost in the Pacific Ocean overnight with nothing but a life jacket

 

Greatest moment of my life... - Getting the fuck out of the ocean

 

Would you want to be famous? - I'd like to be recognized, not famous

 

Favorite swear word? - Anyone who says something other than fuck is a fucking pussy.

 

Favorite food? - Cheeseburger

 

What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven? - "Y'know, I was always a Sox fan too...."

 

What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell? - "You'll be rooming with Mr. Jeter"

[The Ill One 0]

Wait, what was the story of you getting lost at sea?

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

I went jetskiing this June in Hawaii, wiped out, hurt my knee in the process, and watched the jetski float away. I then spent the next 15 hours floating in the ocean. During that time I sang to myself a lot, freaked out when I thought I saw a fin (I'm still convinced it was a fin - waves don't make 90 degree turns), shivered, and got hauled in by a Coast Guard helicopter the next morning. It got me on the national news, actually. I was on CNN's morning show to do an interview. I also turned down Good Morning America, The Early Show, Inside Edition, Montel, and People Magazine (since telling a story about me being a moron wasn't quite what I was looking to get famous for).

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=71183 - thread talking about it (CNN link is dead, I think)

 

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/...1/ln/ln16p.html - article talking about it

[Bruce Blank 0]

Well I’ve got time so why not? Even though I haven’t been around the fed that long so most of my answers will be based on the last 6 months or so is as I haven’t read that much older stuff in detail.

 

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)? 3J and Muzz is a recent addition with the awesome Wes Davenport

 

Favorite Match(es)? That’s a tough one as very few stand out as something I remember 2-3 months down the line – but ClusterFuck 06 is definitely one of them!

 

Favorite Promo(s)? Crimson Skull’s early work, Wes’s pre-debut shenanigans

 

Favorite Character(s)? Janus, Crimson Skull, Wes and Ghost Machine V2.0

 

Favorite Spot(s)? GHOSTING UP!!

 

Favorite Move Names? Erm – I dunno

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)? Anything that takes the match out of the arena (Dust 2 Dust, Hide & Seek etc)

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? I’d hate to ever have to do a submission oriented type of match

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)?

 

The Dust 2 Dust match (Yes I lost but I still think it was my best work shame Tom didn’t but then again I did face Janus)

FAO Schwartz Brawl

 

Promos:

Comedy: The Chop Block of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Serious: “I didn’t do it” after Bruce invades Lockdown

 

Dream Matches? For me? Bruce Vs IL, Bruce Vs Dace Knight, Bruce Vs ELM, Bruce Vs Va’aiga

 

Dream Angles? That’s hard to say but some times being a “lone wolf” in the SWF ain’t all it’s cracked up to be

 

Funny Moment(s)? the original Calvinball match, hasn’t been surpassed yet

 

Fondest Memories? Haven’t been here long enough for it to be “memories” just yet

 

Any Regrets? Not always shutting up when I should have

 

I've became most friendly with...? the man behind Akira’s mask

 

Wrestling

 

Favorite Federation? The WWE – when they’re good they’re really good, when they’re bad they’re REALLY bad – usually they’re in between so I hang in there and hope for more good than bad

 

Favorite Worker? Eddy Guerrero no doubt! And Old School Road Warriors!! Oh and Bret Hart

 

Least Favorite Worker? Jeff Jarrett (from the USWA to “Country Dork” the NWA angle to him being the kingpin of TNA – blech)

 

Favorite Match(es)? Royal Rumbles (92 stands out as the best of them)

 

Favorite Stipulation? “Come as you are” street fights – especially the Chicago Streetfights of Road Warrior fame

 

Dream Matches? Eddy Guerrero Vs Bret Hart. Hulk Hogan Vs Bret Hart. The Rod Warriors in their prime Vs Demolition in their prime

 

If I worked for a company it'd be... a disaster

 

My style of wrestling would be... clueless

 

Face or heel? Yes

 

Dream Matches (that includes you)? Oh lord – more like Nightmare matches

 

Personal

 

Name? Martin

 

Age? 32

 

Single? Married

 

Biggest Turn On? Intelligent women

 

Biggest Turn Off? Plastic bimbo sluts

 

Religious? In a way, not organized “go to church” religious though

 

Favorite book(s)? The Stand – Stephen King, by far and above anything else

 

Favorite movie(s)? Batman Begins, Space Balls, Star Wars (original)

 

Favorite actor/actress? Erm… let’s go with Christian Bale, yeah why not

 

Favorite bands? I dunno really, I’m musically illiterate

 

Favorite song(s)? Sweet Home Alabama (Living the gimmick)

 

Most Recent Accomplishment? Hmmm does an awesome performance review at work count? No? well shit

 

Most Recent Failure? Oh lord – it usually includes what I choose to wear to work

 

My biggest flaw... that I just can’t shut up at times

 

I like my... Wrestling tape collection? No? erm… hell I dunno

 

Future Goal(s)? well I got the job, I got the wife – but I’d like to live in the US one day

 

Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)? I do, but it’s all in the same vein as it’s in Feuding feds.

 

Heroes? My dad – never had a day where he didn’t have a job, always treated my mom like a queen.

 

I would love to meet... I dunno

 

Hardest moment of my life... leaving my family for a year

 

Greatest moment of my life... getting married

 

Would you want to be famous? Not really no

 

Favorite swear word? Shit (in a southern drawn out, slow kinda way - shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet)

 

Favorite food? Steak! God made us carnevors and I’m always up for voring some carne

 

What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven? “Here are a couple of tickets to Eddy Vs Owen”

 

What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell? “What’s the matter little fellar?”

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)? Dace. Toxx. GSMS, Edwin. I have quite a few.

 

Favorite Match(es)? Mall Brawls were always good. Clusterfucks.

 

Favorite Promo(s)? Frankly, my turn to the Clan, I thought, was a bad-ass set of promos.

 

Favorite Character(s)? Hmm... Edwin, Silent... IL / Petey / Tim. Sarah.

 

Favorite Spot(s)? It's been a bit since I've seen a spot that really just hit me. But the just-completed Blank / Akira fifth match is intense.

 

Favorite Move Names? "The Walk Off", as brought to us by GSMS.

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)? Mall Brawl again. Miami Mayhem.

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? Triple threats. Done tons of them.

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? Losing Mall Brawl match when I wrote as Omega Storm. Losing triple threat back in the IGNML days against Ash and Thoth (double titles at stake). Clan turn promos were great.

 

Dream Matches? Never got a shot against Silent. GSMS in some sort of match with baseball stips.

 

Dream Angles? Joining the Midnight Carnival would've been kick. Of course, going further with the Clan storyline would've been interesting too.

 

Funny Moment(s)? How many times have I come back now? I find it mildly amusing.

 

Fondest Memories? All of it. Wouldn't give it up.

 

Any Regrets? Wish I wouldn't have had to have taken so many 'breaks'.

 

I've became most friendly with...? IL.

 

Wrestling (Keep in mind I haven't regularly watched in a couple years... :|)

 

Favorite Federation? WWF/E, WCW, ECW

 

Favorite Worker? Was Jericho, but not so much after he turned into an ass. Stone Cold. I was partial to the Hardy Boyz back in the feud days with the Dudleyz and Edge & Christian. And... Oh yeah... Lita. I still think she's hot.

 

Least Favorite Worker? Trip-H.

 

Favorite Match(es)? Uhm... Hardyz / Dudleys / E&C TLCs.

 

Favorite Stipulation? Ladder matches are always fun. Or anything involving a cage and spot monkey wrestlers.

 

Dream Matches? Stone Cold v. Trip-H in a no-holds-barred match. Loser explodes.

 

If I worked for a company it'd be... WWE... Only one I know halfway well.

 

My style of wrestling would be... Lightweight, basic, and defensive.

 

Face or heel? Face.

 

Dream Matches (that includes you)? Me and Lita in a mixed gender tag match versus... Whoever.

 

Personal

 

Name? Jeff Coleman

 

Age? 28, but that'll change on the 3rd.

 

Single? Woefully, for a couple few years now.

 

Biggest Turn On? Humor, smarts, wits, and an easy-going personality. Plus the ever-present "initial attraction" factor.

 

Biggest Turn Off? Peopl full of themselves, vain, or just plain mean.

 

Religious? Wiccan.

 

Favorite book(s)? Star Trek stuff, old Dragonlance, and military "science-faction".

 

Favorite movie(s)? Star Trek, Star Wars, Monty Python, and anything Mel Brooks makes. Gold.

 

Favorite actor/actress? Angelina Jolie beyond the obvious. Vin Diesel is interesting.

 

Favorite bands? Cripes... I do all sorts of music, don't really have a clear fave. I like Seether though.

 

Favorite song(s)? "Broken" (the duet version with Amy Lee... She's of teh hottnezz, too), "Piano Man", "American Soldier". I told you I had ecclectic tastes.

 

Most Recent Accomplishment? Passing my tests for promotion. And that was a bit ago.

 

Most Recent Failure? Another possible date backed out...

 

My biggest flaw... is my shyness.

 

I like my... computer. It rules.

 

Future Goal(s)? Finish out school, see if I can cross-train and retire in 20. Start a family.

 

Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)? I've tried writing sci-fi based in the Star Wars universe, but it didn't work too well... Used to write poetry many moons ago.

 

Heroes? My mom. Jim Thome.

 

I would love to meet... Jim Thome, or Angelina Jolie.

 

Hardest moment of my life... was when my grandma died. Second would be Basic.

 

Greatest moment of my life... was completing Basic. Heh.

 

Would you want to be famous? Just want to be known as a good guy overall.

 

Favorite swear word? Fucktard.

 

Favorite food? Mmmmm... Pizza...

 

What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven? -She- would say, "All your friends have been waiting for you. Welcome home."

 

What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell? If I believed him, he'd probably say, "Here are the keys to the place."

 

[The Amazing Rando 0]

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)? Of the things I read, Toxx, Landon, Tom, Kibs, Muzz, and J&R.

 

Favorite Match(es)? Comedy: Ping Pong Match, Calvinball. Serious: Most of the matches mentioned here are great, but The Last SJL Match EVAH wins from a personal standpoint.

 

Favorite Promo(s)? SJL: Todd Royal destroys a giant Mickey Mouse doll. SWF: Alot of the Coy West stuff, Landon's promos leading up to the Cortez feud.

 

Favorite Character(s)? Landon, Coy, Ejiro, Todd Royal, WC, and any time Tom was in total dick mode.

 

Favorite Spot(s)? Tom Flesher's "leaving boots on stage" retirement, if that counts. If not, then Landon elbowing me in the eye to win the SJL Euro title.

 

Favorite Move Names? Demonstar Driver, OTD, Wrath of Todd, How The West Won

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)? Mall Brawl, Anything that allowed me to dive off high places.

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? Didn't really have one.

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)?

Matches: Clark vs. Royal (SJL World Title Match @ Season's Grievings); Clark vs. Thugg (NHB Grudge Match @ FTF04 - still my favorite match ever); Apostle vs. Craig McClennan (Condemned House Match); Clark vs. Maddix (Final SJL Match Evah - even though I lost).

 

Promos: "Just Another Victim" on a Lockdown (i think) before From The Fire '04. It really showcased Clark's mentality at that point. Also, pretty much all the promos I did against Landon in the Series That Wouldn't Die.

 

 

Dream Matches? Bloodshed vs. Landon Maddix. I really wanted that to be my retirement match, unless I could get Todd Royal to come back and do it (as a replay of both mine and Royal's first SJL match)

 

Dream Angles? No idea.

 

Funny Moment(s)? Bloodshed's arts and crafts trickery during Mall Brawl, Landon's first Xmas promo with the big party and his second Xmas promo featuring Alan Clark Ghost of Christmas Past.

 

Fondest Memories? "Clark put Thugg through a car." - Thoth.

 

Any Regrets? Consistently losing my drive as a WFer.

 

I've became most friendly with...? Cortez, Maddix, Raynor, Royal, Ced, and who knows who else....hopefully Ejiro and Flesher.

[JHawk 0]

I suppose I should actually do this, huh?

 

 

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)? WC's stuff always perfectly in my head, but Toxxic's stuff is what made me decide to go ahead and join the SWF in the first place.

 

Favorite Match(es)? Calvinball I & II, Landon-Cortez Casino Brawl, Blank-J3 toy store match

 

Favorite Promo(s)? Don't really have a favorite.

 

Favorite Character(s)? I'm getting much more into the Wes Davenport character than I ever expected. Perfect from a wrestling sense.

 

Favorite Spot(s)? One I wrote, where Hawke blocked a superplex and sent his opponent forward and to the floor. I can't remember the opponent (I wrote the spot three times before a match I used it in actually won).

 

Favorite Move Names? Tildebang~!

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)? Calvinball, Canadian Death Match

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? Any three or four way match.

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? Hawke vs. Zyon, Genesis VI. Also, my promo on the playground on the undercard of Calvinball II.

 

Dream Matches? Mayor McCheese vs. Jimmy the Doom.

 

Dream Angles? Ghost Machine shuts down when Ghost Machine v.2.0 tells him robot heaven doesn't exist.

 

Funny Moment(s)? Pretzler and the Pope, Landon trains with Hawke and JJ

 

Fondest Memories? Toxxic quoting me in his signature.

 

Any Regrets? That I joined after David Cross left, as I worked with Cross' handler in another efed a few years back and would have liked to feud with him.

 

I've became most friendly with...? Probably J3 and Rando

 

Wrestling

 

Favorite Federation? ROH

 

Favorite Worker? Christopher Daniels

 

Least Favorite Worker? Boogeyman. Ugh.

 

Favorite Match(es)? Flair vs. Steamboat (2 out of 3 falls at Clash VI)

 

Favorite Stipulation? Ironman.

 

Dream Matches? With everybody in their primes, Lou Thesz vs. Ric Flair and Bruno Sammartino vs. Hulk Hogan

 

If I worked for a company it'd be... ROH

 

My style of wrestling would be... technical with tons of high spots thrown in

 

Face or heel? Heel

 

Dream Matches (that includes you)? Me vs. Stacy Keibler in a loser must be pinned for a thousand count match. I'd do the job, but only after 600 999-counts.

 

Personal

 

Name? Jared Hawkins

 

Age? 27

 

Single? Engaged

 

Biggest Turn On? sense of humor

 

Biggest Turn Off? acting slutty to someone who isn't me

 

Religious? no

 

Favorite book(s)? "Cradle and All" by James Patterson and "1984".

 

Favorite movie(s)? The Breakfast Club. I dunno why.

 

Favorite actor/actress? Don't really have one.

 

Favorite bands? Pink Floyd

 

Favorite song(s)? "Margaritaville", "Another Brick in the Wall Part 2", "Letter to my Penis"

 

Most Recent Accomplishment? Not dying

 

Most Recent Failure? Saying "not dying" is my most recent accomplishment

 

My biggest flaw... Indecision. No, wait...

 

I like my... PS2

 

Future Goal(s)? Not dying

 

Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)? Occasionally for the TSM main page. Not so much outside of that anymore.

 

Heroes? none for me

 

I would love to meet... Vince McMahon. just five minutes to tell him what he's doing wrong.

 

Hardest moment of my life... dunno

 

Greatest moment of my life... dunno

 

Would you want to be famous? Hell yeah.

 

Favorite swear word? Fuck

 

Favorite food? spaghetti

 

What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven? Come on in. Have some coffee.

 

What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell? "Somebody turn on the air conditioning. It's time for the Browns to win the Super Bowl."

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell? "Somebody turn on the air conditioning. It's time for the Browns to win the Super Bowl."

 

(Y) (Y) ~!

 

This is the only reason I'm rooting for Pittsburgh... At least the Championship will be in the correct division.

[JJ Johnson 0]

At least the Championship will be in the correct division.

 

How does Pittsburgh winning give the NFC East a championship?

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

How does Pittsburgh winning give the NFC East a championship?

 

(Tries to stop laughing long enough to post)

 

No... No no no.

 

ihvog4wv 84r

 

(Busts up laughing again, can't post)

 

[Hank Kingsley 0]

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)? Mike, Tom, Janus, Toxxic, Maddix

 

Favorite Match(es)? Tom/ELM, Edwin/Raynor, TNT/ELM, Tom/Frost/TNT, Toxxic/Kibigami, Ejiro/Tom

 

Favorite Promo(s)? "In the Fade", "Blue", "The Luvin' Spoonful", "Chrissy Stardust"

 

Favorite Character(s)? Edwin, Grand Slam, Frost, Double Jeopardy, Judge

 

Favorite Move Names? TFDB, Blunt Force Trauma

 

Favorite Spot(s)? Va'aiga's "I'M GOING TO USE SEVERAL HUNDRED WORDS TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH SHIT YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET INTO BEFORE I CLUB YOU WITH MY" LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)? American Gladiators/any free-form, wrestling-lite match; Two Straight Falls

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? Ladder

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? Double Jeopardy: vs. CIA/Mak and Dace/Janus @ Ground Zero; American Gladiators vs. Crowe/Crane @ Genesis IV. Grappler: Clusterfuck '04; Two Straight Falls for the World Title vs. Va'aiga @ From the Fire; Title defense vs. Maddix @ Storm. Masked Man: "Chapter One"; "A Pubic Service Announcement"; "Murder and Pimping in Romania"; Five Wounds Gauntlet match @ 13th Hour; Tag defense w/Todd Cortez vs. Andrea/Birdman.

 

Dream Matches? Double Jeopardy vs. A Carnival team, The Masked Man vs. Toxxic

 

Dream Angles?

 

Funny Moment(s)? Any Carnival promo, Justice vs. Rule, Ghost Machine v2.0, Tom using the CW title as a salsa plate

 

Fondest Memories? World title win, Mike's asking if I wanted to be in Double Jeopardy, spending countless hours in chat.

 

Any Regrets? Not being able to fully flesh out the Grappler/Duran feud, as our "climax" came when we were both feeling burnt out.

 

I've became most friendly with...? Mike and Tom

 

 

Wrestling

 

Favorite Federation? Don't watch any currently.

 

Favorite Worker? The Rock, Kurt Angle, Stone Cold, Chris Jericho

 

 

Personal

 

Name? Matt

 

Age? 18

 

Single? Yep.

 

Biggest Turn On? Ability to carry a good conversation

 

Biggest Turn Off? Ignorance

 

Religious? Not really.

 

Favorite book(s)? Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

 

Favorite movie(s)? GoodFellas, Leon: The Professional, Almost Famous, Purple Rain, The Life Aquatic

 

Favorite actor/actress? Robert De Niro, Paul Giamatti, Bill Murray, Natalie Portman

 

Favorite bands? Bob Dylan, Prince, The Velvet Underground, Wilco, Electric Six

 

Favorite song(s)? Of all time: "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan, right now: "Lover, You Should Have Come Over" by Jeff Buckley and "A Shot in the Arm" by Wilco.

 

Most Recent Accomplishment? Getting offered a tremendous scholarship from Bucknell University.

 

Most Recent Failure? Can't think of any.

 

My biggest flaw... When I get into something, I end up getting too into it.

 

I like my... music

 

Future Goal(s)? Go to Bucknell, date Laura Alito should she decide to go there, get an in with a Supreme Court Justice, and have the rest of my political career good to go.

 

Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)? Not outside of essays and other papers for school, no.

 

I would love to meet... Martin Scorsese

 

Hardest moment of my life... Grandfather dying.

 

Greatest moment of my life... Not sure yet.

 

Would you want to be famous? Sure

 

Favorite swear word? Fuck

 

Favorite food? Fridays makes a damn good bacon cheeseburger; I'm also partial to Longhorn's T-bone steak

[Toxxic 0]

I persuaded JHawk to join, and am one of Supes' favourite writers. I'm liking this. I can't believe we never did Toxxic vs Masked Man though.

[Longdogger_Pete 0]

SWF

 

Favorite Writer(s)? El Luchadore Magnifico is the fucking man. Tom Flesher was unbeatable back in the day.

 

Favorite Match(es)? Although I only participated in one of them, I really enjoy reading Clusterfuck matches.

 

Favorite Promo(s)? None come readily to mind. Of course, it has been some time since I read promos regularly.

 

Favorite Character(s)? Justice and Rule. Edwin MacPhisto, Hville Thugg, and CYCLOOOOONE COMET!

 

Favorite Spot(s)? I can't think of any, so I'll use one of my own - falling out of a third-story balcony and landing in a swimming pool, in my first Miami Mayhem match, against Triple E.

 

Favorite Move Names? Crash Landon. Thugg Passion. Sadly, there should be more here, but my memory is failing me.

 

Favorite Stipulation(s)? Miami Mayhem! And Clusterfuck.

 

Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? Multiple-fall matches.

 

Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? Matches, I've got two: retaining the Hardcore Gamers title agianst Mistress Sarah in a cage match, and winning my third European title by defeating Low Brass in a First Blood match. Favorite promo is The Fall of Ash Ketchum.

 

Dream Matches? My two dream matches actually both happened, but I was unable to write for them. The first is LDP/Hville Thugg, and this happened in the JL but it was a Texas Rope match, and I just could not get into the stipulation, and I turned in some ridiculous 2000 word nonmatch. The second is LDP/Tom Flesher, and this happened while I was in the middle of a feud with someone else (can't remember who), with absolutely no buildup. Unfortunately I was focusing on some real life issues at the time and didn't get a chance to write it, but I would've loved to have written that match.

 

Dream Angles? Stick around - it may yet happen. Can't be a spoiler.

 

Funny Moment(s)? The aforementioned tooling of Blazenwing. Oh, and Edwin's faux flame war on the boards. That was great.

 

Fondest Memories? Winning.

 

Any Regrets? I wish X Force 9 had been more of a force than it turned out to be, and stuck around a little longer. However, we were together despite two other large stables in simultaneous operation (Midnight Carnival and Magnificent Seven), and I'm pretty happy with what we did accomplish in the short time we were active.

 

I've became most friendly with...? I'm not close with anyone right now due to my time away. As a writer I became friendly with Frost and Jacob Helmsley, as well as various XF9 members (Erek Taylor, Low Brass, Annie). As a booker I became friendly with, well, other bookers (Zed, TBS).

 

Wrestling

 

Favorite Federation? WWE is the only one I watch right now.

 

Favorite Worker? Chris Benoit.

 

Least Favorite Worker? Sean Waltman.

 

Favorite Match(es)? Kurt Angle vs. Shane McMahon at King of the Ring 2001. (I think it was '01.)

 

Favorite Stipulation? Call me a mark if you will, but I like the concept of the Elimination Chamber. It usually isn't booked properly though.

 

Dream Matches? Benoit vs. Rey Mysterio. This may have actually happened, but I haven't seen it.

 

If I worked for a company it'd be... WWE.

 

My style of wrestling would be... Brawler.

 

Face or heel? Face.

 

Dream Matches (that includes you)? Me vs. Edge.

 

Personal

 

Name? Dan Matteson

 

Age? 26

 

Single? Engaged; getting married May 14th

 

Biggest Turn On? Boobs. Wait, sorry, that's not right. A sense of humor first. Imagination. Pretty eyes and a nice smile. Then boobs.

 

Biggest Turn Off? Smoking, excessive drinking, you know, most people's vices.

 

Religious? No.

 

Favorite book(s)? I've read a lot of books, but I don't have a favorite.

 

Favorite movie(s)? Can't Hardly Wait.

 

Favorite actor/actress? Too many to name one.

 

Favorite bands? Dave Matthews Band, Barenaked Ladies, Gin Blossoms, Evanescence, Semisonic, Counting Crows, Jewel, Alanis Morissette.

 

Favorite song(s)? "The Freshmen" by the Verve Pipe, "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal, and "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls are three that rank among my all time favorites.

 

Most Recent Accomplishment? Affording another Christmas.

 

Most Recent Failure? Um... forgot to pay the phone bill?

 

My biggest flaw... Absentmindedness.

 

I like my... fiance and son. These days, my DSL.

 

Future Goal(s)? To get married.

 

Do you write outside the SWF (if so, what do you write)? I used to. I wrote Star Trek fiction for a simming community for many years - that's where I met my fiance.

 

Heroes? My first was Orel Hershiser. More recently - Kevin Youkilis, Curt Schilling, Jonathan Papelbon, Maven Huffman, and the late Eddie Guerrero.

 

I would love to meet... Chris Benoit. Many of the WWE divas (Lita!). I've met Mick Foley and Ron Killings already, so there's that.

 

Hardest moment of my life... Breaking up with my ex.

 

Greatest moment of my life... Proposing to my fiance.

 

Would you want to be famous? To a point, yes. I'd settle for "stable."

 

Favorite swear word? "...fuck, fuck, fuck. Mother-mother-fuck, mother-mother-fuck-fuck, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noise noise noise."

 

Favorite food? Anything with cheese.

 

What would you want God to say if you want to Heaven? "You were wrong."

 

What would you want the Devil to say if you were in Hell? "Tonight you'll be facing... KANE!" (I think Vince McMahon is the Devil.)

[The Ill One 0]

I forgot about the staged flame wars. That thread had me shocked and I remember rambling to King until he finally told me it was a hoax, then I read the post. That was great.

[chirs3 0]

The fake flame war was awesome. I bought it hook, line, and sinker, and when they revealed it was fake, I was just about ready to kill them.