Special K Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 I just met a pastor who invited me into his church. I've always been sort of agnostic, this church'll be very close to home. I don't think it will hurt, (of course one patron told me I 'would get so much pussy.' But, damn. The service is fucking great. I feel SO fucking awkward.
Black Lushus Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 indeed, black churches can be exciting, but they tend to run a tad long.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 I don't like being part of a white church, let alone a black one.
Matt Young Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 Only African Americans have replied so far... heh. Funny. But Lushus is pretty much white. I have never been to a black church, but I have been to a Mexican church. At least it wasn't a Catholic church.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 Only African Americans have replied so far. Que?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 I must admit that I do have more street cred than BL.
Black Lushus Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 EDIT: yes Carnival, it's my favorite smiley, suck it cracka
kkktookmybabyaway Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 Being a negro, these are my smiliies of choice: Mid-Atlantic 'til the casket drop.
Nighthawk Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 I've been to a church of every race. Even a snake handler service once, which I must admit was the most entertaining.
Guest netslob Posted February 5, 2006 Report Posted February 5, 2006 i attended a Satanic ritual where they sacrificed a black guy...does that count?
The Niggardly King Posted February 5, 2006 Report Posted February 5, 2006 ive never been to church unless someone ended up dead.
Carnival Posted February 5, 2006 Report Posted February 5, 2006 Lushus, about to get that ass chalked up, I'ma trace you. Pull out the 12 gauge pencil, and erase you. Gun smilies are the best. Oh and this one....
Vyce Posted February 5, 2006 Report Posted February 5, 2006 I've visited a black church before, but never regularly attended services at one. Don't worry, you'll be fine. It's not as if they're going to ostracize you or anything. I've been to at least a couple, and everyone was always very polite and friendly. They really got into their gospel music, too, so I don't know if you're into that sort of thing but they actually do make it entertaining. I don't want to stereotype, but blacks seem to have a lot more passion and fun with their service (definitely not a bad thing), so if you attend, you might find it rewarding.
Ted the Poster Posted February 6, 2006 Report Posted February 6, 2006 "Yo, that nigga looks like Bud Bundy!"
CBright7831 Posted February 7, 2006 Report Posted February 7, 2006 indeed, black churches can be exciting, but they tend to run a tad long. How would you know?
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