Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted February 10, 2006 Eugenes matches are all now decided via "Duck Duck Goose" ------------ Eugene feuds with Dave Sullivan over who is the world's biggest Hulkamaniac -------- All WWE Merchandise Commercial time is geared into promoting "The Bushwackers Down Under" restarant and "Abby's House of Ribs" ------- Hulk Hogan is ordered to start wrestling in his Suburban Commando Space suit -------- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2006 Hulk Hogan is ordered to start wrestling in his Suburban Commando Space suit On that note, have The Undertaker talk in his weird "You're a dead man, Ramsey!" squeaky voice during his promos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2006 I still think Steve Hitler is a brilliant gimmick. He's just a normal guy, but his last name is Hitler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 Charles M. Punkerage: Brittish Arictocrat JJ and I had quite the fun conversation on this topic. As I recall Homicide turned into "Petty theft" and Bryan Danielson was a mall santa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cacheton Report post Posted February 11, 2006 Bring back Droz (even if it's in a wheelchair) and have him become HBK's manager. Whenever HBK is getting beat up in the middle of a match, have Droz toss over the crack pipe. This will make HBK's comeback's more believable plus Droz gets to keep his gimmick as a drug dealer. Racist Undertaker. Have him become a KKK member who switches his black gear for white gear. Shelton Benjamin gets crucified. Orlando Jordan gets hung from the arena like the Big Bossman. Teddy Long becomes the spokesperson for a Black Panther type group and leads them into battle. Undertaker squashes Shelton Benjamin, Orlando Jordan, Viscera, Booker T, The Coach, Boogeyman and Lashley at the same time. Undertaker no sells and remains face during all this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 Racist Undertaker. Have him become a KKK member who switches his black gear for white gear. Shelton Benjamin gets crucified. Orlando Jordan gets hung from the arena like the Big Bossman. Teddy Long becomes the spokesperson for a Black Panther type group and leads them into battle. Undertaker squashes Shelton Benjamin, Orlando Jordan, Viscera, Booker T, The Coach, Boogeyman and Lashley at the same time. Undertaker no sells and remains face during all this. That sounds terrible enough for WWE to consider using that idea, despite the obvious major lawsuit that all the black WWE employees would give to WWE after it's over with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The C Man 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 Bring back Droz (even if it's in a wheelchair) and have him become HBK's manager. Whenever HBK is getting beat up in the middle of a match, have Droz toss over the crack pipe. This will make HBK's comeback's more believable plus Droz gets to keep his gimmick as a drug dealer. I know this is the terrible gimmicks thread but I think bringing back Droz as a bitter wheelchair-bound heel could be a great idea. I'm sure it's been mentioned here before. Bring D'Lo back and have him do Droz's dirty work because he feel's guilty. Of course it would have to be handled correctly (which won't happen I know). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2006 Hey look, it's one of the best punchlines in the history of the board. "I guess your gay friend is interested in C Men" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The C Man 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2006 Damn you and your hideously-good memory Czech. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted February 12, 2006 Hacksaw Duggan becomes a janitor again (on RAW)..as he's tossing in trash into a dumpster, Duke Drose pops out and they proceed to feud til the end of time ------- Brooklyn Brawler's new music is "Sharp Dressed Man" ------ JBL loses all his money and is forced to take on a side job as a vendor for Oscar Mayer. Instead of his limo, he drives the Wienermobile to the ring. ------- Orlando Jordon is seen eating chicken backstage. A week later Koko B Ware shows up and reveals it was actually Frankie. ------- The WWE finally pulls the trigger on an incest angle... The participants will be Dusty Rhodes and Gold Dust. Son in Law Fred "Tugboat" Ottman comes in as a peace keeper. ------ A "My Size Barbie" doll wins the cruiserweight title ---- Ron Popeil is hired to cut all of Simon Dean's promos -------- Gene Snitsky and Tomko are given the tag name of "The Fabulous Rougeau Bros" for no ascertainable reason. --- HHH decides to beat Verne Gagne's record for longest World title reighn (7 years) --- RAW is shown one week entirely made up of CGI ------- Giant Singh debuets as Mr. Wrestling 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Vader 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2006 Have Mick Foley confess that everything he ever wrote in his books were false and then Oprah can come out and bitch slap him. George Hackenschmidt VI-The first ever recognized world wrestling champion's great-great-great-great grandson. Due to all the inbreeding he is a frail weak pansy whose biggest worriy is getting hit in the face. Shawn Michaels- NASCAR dad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boon 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2006 RAW is shown one week entirely made up of CGI Book it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2006 RAW is shown one week entirely made up of CGI Book it. Final Fantasy Diva's Match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2006 Don Muraco and Mr Fuji are resigned by WWE films and given a 20 million dollar budget for Fuji Vice: The movie Hey, they're supposed to be bad gimmicks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2006 --- RAW is shown one week entirely made up of CGI ------- And the next week, entirely of puppets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted February 14, 2006 CGI = High Spots Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 24, 2006 WWE signs Yao Ming and has him wrestle as Giant baba jr ----- Marty Jennedy is given an Italian Chef gimmick and changes his name to Marty Spaghetti Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lei Tong 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 MMA and/or catch wrestling enthusiast who incorporates sloppy submission moves and mannerisms into their matches. What... really? Several, huh? Nevermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 I still think Steve Hitler is a brilliant gimmick. He's just a normal guy, but his last name is Hitler. I swear by this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 I still think Steve Hitler is a brilliant gimmick. He's just a normal guy, but his last name is Hitler. I swear by this one. And he never notices how odd his anything special. Everyone else does, but they don't actually come out and say it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 Exactly. Steve Hitler just wants to be one of the boys. When he realizes how hard it is to get respect, he sets up a blog called "My Struggle." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 Does he have an Adolph Hitler mustache looking birthmark right under his nose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 He could. I'll admit right now, I stole the name from a Steve Allen anecdote. He had to do an appearance at some bush-league TV station for an interview, and some intern who didn't know Steve Allen was asked "what's your name?" "Steve." "....Steve who?" "....Hitler. My name is Steve Hitler." The intern then proceeded to introduce Allen to his manager as "Steve Hitler" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 In WCW, Hale's last name should have been Hitler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2006 Exactly. Steve Hitler just wants to be one of the boys. When he realizes how hard it is to get respect, he sets up a blog called "My Struggle." You'd think some indy wrestler somewhere would've already done a gimmick like "Steve Hitler", somewhere at some time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 I'm still waiting for someone to be the GTA 3 guy(aka Claude). Obviously they couldn't use the name but just have a guy dressed like him who never talks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 Has a wrestling secret agent ever been done before? I'm surprised WWE hasn't given someone a lame James Bond rip-off character yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 Ok I'm bored so I'll try. A few weeks ago when Shawn threw his piss at Vince and Shane it set off something in them off. Both found out that they like the taste of piss and can't get enough of it. They drink their own, each's, etc it doesn't matter. They even get their wives and Steph and Trips into and the whole family is into "water sports" and come to work smelling like piss. And they try to get the other wrestlers into it to and if they don't Vince just whips it out and pisses all over them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 No good. Most of the roster already gets pissed on. Fans, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2006 Has a wrestling secret agent ever been done before? I'm surprised WWE hasn't given someone a lame James Bond rip-off character yet. they did do it sort of for Dean Malenko during his "ladies man" era (after the radicalz split for the first time, he joined the godfather and became a face for a few months beofre reforming the radicals in ocotber) He wasn't a secret agent, but the announcers made him out to be Bondesque due to his ways with the ladies, even giving him a Bond-ripoff theme as for a real SA gimick? I say give it to Stevie Richards, he'd make it fun at least. as for the Vince pee loving club? give him Dave Chappelle's "Piss on you" as new theme music and it would rule then again I always thought it would be funny to create a stable of European wrestlers and call them "The Euro-nation" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
