THE BIGGEST FUCKING DORK ON THE BOARD

[Guest Princess Leena]

But, he looks like Austin Aries. Whoever that is.

[Matt Young 0]

But, he looks like Austin Aries. Whoever that is.

 

Who looks like Austin Aries?

 

I wish I looked like Austin Aries, pre-hard gay gimmick.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

First Nominee: Masked Man of Mystery

 

"Professional Otaku"

Just sent me a pm asking me the identity of the man in my avatar.

[BUTT 0]

Tell him it's you.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

First Nominee: Masked Man of Mystery

 

"Professional Otaku"

Just sent me a pm asking me the identity of the man in my avatar.

 

Marvin Gaye.

[Dogbert 0]

I am spending my Valentine's Day wandering around the Ottawa-U campus, singing pop songs that have been arranged into three-part harmony to anyone who paid $2 to have us show up.

 

If that doesn't scream "dork," then I'm deaf.

[Nighthawk 0]

Can't read the thread, but it's barron. He makes wildpegusus look like John fucking Wayne.

[geniusMoment 0]

John Wayne was a fucking dork. If I ever saw that bastard I'd slap the hairpiece off his ugly head, make him drop to his knees and fill him up like a twinkie.

[nl5xsk1 0]

John Wayne was a nazi.

[Sideburnious 0]

His real name was a girls name too. I cant remember what it was though.

[Darthtiki 0]

Marion Morrisson

[bob_barron 0]

Can't read the thread, but it's barron. He makes wildpegusus look like John fucking Wayne.

 

I was waiting for someone to say my name!

[Carnival 0]

John Wayne was a fucking dork. If I ever saw that bastard I'd slap the hairpiece off his ugly head, make him drop to his knees and fill him up like a twinkie.

+5000

 

nicely done.

[Nighthawk 0]

I'm the kind of guy who'll punch you for insulting John Wayne, but it's more in admiration of guys who'll do that than of Wayne himself. I'll maybe raise an eyebrow for insulting Elvis Presley. Pat Robertson's real name is also Marion.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Before IDRM assaults me for bad mouthing the Duke, I should admit that I was just quoting the MDC song.

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

First Nominee: Masked Man of Mystery

 

"Professional Otaku"

Just sent me a pm asking me the identity of the man in my avatar.

I don't have MTV or any other way of seeing bands. About the only TV I watch is pro wrestling. I can only recognize a handful of musicians. I keep seeing your avatar and it bugged me that I didn't know who it was. Sorry, didn't mean to be a pain.

And before anyone points out the irony of that staement while having Jerry Garcia in my sig, well, Jerry Garcia plain stands out. Also, I've been listening to nothing but GD and Lesh in terms of music lately other than a few CDs I got for my birthday because they're free and there isn't much music I like that I want to buy

[Slayer 0]

Masked Man of Density

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

Masked Man of Density

I'm not dense, I just don't know who that singer is.