AMERICAN IDOl-SEASON 5: THE THREAD

[naiwf 0]

are the chicks up first again, this week?

 

Yes.

[naiwf 0]

Gratuitous shots of McPhee and Pickler hugging is HAWT.

[Black Lushus 0]

hmmm Katherine is a bit pitchy tonight...

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Gah. More behind the scenes stuff with hugging less singing Stevie Wonder.

 

Pitchyish. I don't know what the driving factor is behind singing these type of songs which doesn't get people motivated to vote for you. This was something like "oh, that's a nice voice..."

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

She just made a face. But it was a face similar to the one Rory did on her graduation day from Chilton. I may have lost Rory, but I have gained... RORYESQUE.

[naiwf 0]

I think the producers did her a favor by having her go first even though they knew she wasn't going to be great. It's always easiest to remember who was first and last, especially if no one was particularly amazing.

 

Kinnik isn't gonna sing "Redneck Woman" is she? She does know she's black right?

[Black Lushus 0]

not feelin Kinnick at all.

[naiwf 0]

Lisa's got to be pushing 35, I don't care what they say about her being "16".

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I am feelin a lack of energy tonight.

[Black Lushus 0]

stinker of an episode tonight.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

The backup singers are a good 10xs better than she is. But at least she was energetic.

[naiwf 0]

I think we just might see someone who can't sing get through this week due to the lack of energy thus far. I think Melissa's been the best of the first four in terms of overall performance.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Simon is god-like tonight.

 

Melissa so far has the smile of the night, if that's worth anything.

[Black Lushus 0]

yeah, Tits McGhee was alright.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Melissa is totally playing the Kelly Clarkson card. She sounds like Kelly too on the low notes. I'm not too high on the voice and was a bit shocked that Simon dug it, cause Kelly hit more notes better.

 

I should follow that up with "I don't think too much of Clarksons voice", Kelly gets by on energy and character more than her voice.

[naiwf 0]

Cox is stupid if she thinks she's gonna do well singing Mariah.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Ok, there nothing inside that girl. In terms of personality, character, depth... sigh, insert jokes to "nothing inside that girl" now.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Cox is stupid if she thinks she's gonna do well singing Mariah.

 

Yeah, I was like "There's a reason why... no one sang that song..." Hey, basically Paula is saying it. Mariah is a freak of nature, singing-wise.

 

"I think you look great", Randy Jackson~! He loves his big breasted blondes. But who doesn't? Oh she TOTALLY looks like a beauty pageant contestant.

[Black Lushus 0]

yeah that was pretty bland.

[Hawk 34 0]

I have to wait, 2 hours before I can see tonight's espisode.

[Black Lushus 0]

wtf is with the seating arrangement?

[naiwf 0]

Simon is killing this bitch and even Paula can't save her. She's got to be cut after this "performance".

 

After Simon ripped Paula she said she wanted to change seats.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

WHO IS THAT GHASTLY CREATURE?!

 

I'm not typically this superficial, I should note. I am merely using the criteria one should use when watching AI.

[chaosrage 0]

My sister could sing that song better when she was 6.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I have no idea why Cox survived the last round of cuts, so she must have a solid base of voters who I assume will still vote for her for non-singing, non-talent reasons.

[naiwf 0]

I have no idea why Cox survived the last round of cuts, so she must have a solid base of voters who I assume will still vote for her for non-singing, non-talent reasons.

 

Stevie picked a bad song. Becky was a brunette with smaller boobs. Her blondeness and cup size got her the extra votes. Having said that, I think Cox won't survive this week, unless Kellie Pickler is bad since they're basically the same person except Kellie's more country.

 

Somebody give Brenna a compass, so that she can maybe find at least one of the right notes before the song is over.

[Black Lushus 0]

Brenna is horrible...beautiful...but horrible.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Her voice just plain kinda sucks.

 

Wow, they just S L A U G H T E R E D her.

[naiwf 0]

If the American public aren't idiots (which is iffy) we won't see Brenna or Cox again since they were lucky to survive one week, and no one else really deserves to get sent home yet.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Let's be fair to America. They love their titties.

 

OH MY GOD BEACHES.