I'm a dad...again.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Congratulations...I guess? I dunno. Was this one supposed to happen?

 

Porter's got his shit together, at least. I knew he had kids, because I remember being terrified when I saw that he was a few months younger than I am.

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

Yes this one was supposed to happen. I got married in April, I don't know wether I made a thread about that, I know I told some people.

 

How old's your first one?

 

Jeremy will be three in June, it's pretty scary.

 

So, CWM, where does the kid's name come from? I really like the middle name. It's so... delightful.

 

Steven's my dad's name and well... I was told that Nathan is a good name....repeatedly.

 

In all seriousness, though. CWM is 22. He's the most immature piece of shit here. He's likely not financially secure. And he has 2 kids. People like this need to be exterminated.

 

I do just fine, as does my wife. But thanks for the concern!

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

And thank you for the well wishes, everyone else. I really appreciate it.

[NYU 0]

Congratulations. Didn't even know Piss was pregnant....

 

With all seriousness though, I'm really happy for you. Huge congrats.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Jeremy will be three in June, it's pretty scary

 

That would scare me, too; seeing them get older and take on more and more of your traits.

 

On a side note, there are several people who know me that question why I don't want kids because they'd think I'm make a great father. One time I babysat my niece and nephew and the next day or so my mother-in-law asked them how they liked "Uncle kkk" babysitting them and the niece said they loved it: "He let us run around the house shooting each other with squirt bottles."

 

Haven't babysat them since.

[Sandman9000 0]

I'm a dad...again.

 

Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod

[Angle-plex 0]

CWM named his kid after me. What a friend.

[SuperJerk 0]

Congratulations to CWM.

 

And don't listen to Leena. My mom had me when she was 21, and I turned out okay.

 

Also amusing is how she bases people's offline personas of their TSM ones, and makes ridiculous assumptions.

 

And let's all remember that, too.

Edited February 24, 2006 by Y2Jerk

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Congrats, CMW; fatherhood rules.

 

At the risk of de-railing the thread, who here has the oldest kid? My son will be 9 on Tax Day.

[Slayer 0]

Probably you. I can't think any of the other kids here who are even of school age

[Vampiro69 0]

I suggest you go pick up a copy of Bill Cosby's Fatherhood to read. I heard that it helps in these situations.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I don't think people should discount what Leena said in regards to young parents but hopefully CWM has got his shit together compared to the CWM of old and he's being a kickass daddy. I certainly hope, at least for his kids sake that he is.

[Guest Duke_The_Dog]

2 Kids? You damn humans WHINE to much.

 

 

[Renegade 0]

They would make an awesome fur coat.

 

Congrats to CWM.

[Hoff 0]

Dude, awesome. Good for you.

 

Have you ever thought about namign one "Kurt?" Serious question.

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

I have but Jaimee shot it down. But I did get to name the dog Aragorn, so I'm content.

[Hoff 0]

HA! You nerd. Oh, I'm still only 200 pages or so into the Martin book, FWIW.

[Sideburnious 0]

Congrats CMW. I don't envy your position but I'm sure you're happy.

 

 

On a sidenote: good to see duke the dog kicking ass again.

[Failed Bridge 0]

I want pictures of CWM punishing his kids the first time they break one of his Star Wars figures.

[SuperJerk 0]

I have but Jaimee shot it down. But I did get to name the dog Aragorn, so I'm content.

Ironically, my wife's top baby name was Owen before we found out we were having a girl.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I have but Jaimee shot it down. But I did get to name the dog Aragorn, so I'm content.

Ironically, my wife's top baby name was Owen before we found out we were having a girl.

So you went w/ Beru, right?

[Stephen Joseph 0]

And thank you for the well wishes, everyone else. I really appreciate it.

I hope that you at least once, when you call your Stephen over, think of me...

 

HAHAHAH!

[SuperJerk 0]

I have but Jaimee shot it down. But I did get to name the dog Aragorn, so I'm content.

Ironically, my wife's top baby name was Owen before we found out we were having a girl.

So you went w/ Beru, right?

The second top boy name was Ben, but I was actually going for a Hart family reference.

[Adam 0]

Belated congradulations.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

And thank you for the well wishes, everyone else. I really appreciate it.

I hope that you at least once, when you call your Stephen over, think of me...

 

HAHAHAH!

And Popick wins with the meanest post in this thread. Sorry Leena.

 

Congrats CMW. I don't envy your position but I'm sure you're happy.

Echo.

[gWIL 0]

In all seriousness, though. CWM is 22. He's the most immature piece of shit here. He's likely not financially secure. And he has 2 kids. People like this need to be exterminated.

 

If it he bother's you so much then leave the thread. Or better yet the forum. It takes quite a bitch to go into a a completely innocent thread, about their kids, and start shit. You seem to be the one that needs to grow up.