The One and Only Raw Thread for February 27th, 2006

[Guest zetableh]

Ah... a Maria moment... *glee!*

[razazteca 0]

Maria has uneven tits

[Frankie Williams 0]

Man. Poor Marty Janetty. I.....I never knew.

[Downhome 0]

He's desperate!

 

*hint hint*

 

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Who was Marty's friend that give him a place to live?

[yankovic fan 0]

Anyone call a Marty Jannety heel turn yet?

[Hoff 0]

God I HATE THE MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH!!!

[randomguy 0]

I want to see Carlito lose out in his own qualifier. Comedy gold.

[Downhome 0]

Is Carlito head booker now?

[Boon 0]

Is Carlito face yet?

[SuperJerk 0]

Another disowned Alan Moore movie.

[Guest zetableh]

Is Carlito head booker now?

 

Commish Carlito?

[razazteca 0]

God I HATE THE MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH!!!

its better than the gimmick battle royale with the 60+ year old legends

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Trevor Murdoch in the ring on Unlimited to tell a story.

 

EDIT: About how he's going to be the next Money in the Bank winner.

[SuperJerk 0]

Lilian sounds like she needs cue cards.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

So uh..isn't the outcome of this match painfully obvious?

[BorneAgain 0]

Goodbye Trevor, Hope you like watching WM22 on the monitor backstage.

[razazteca 0]

Trevor Murdoch still making the silly faces.

[SuperJerk 0]

Trevor Murdoch looks like Jim Brewer and Wolverine's love child.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Murdoch needs to shell out money to get Larry the Cable Guy to manage him.

[NYU 0]

Whoa. RVD is actually using submissions now?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

A Trevor Murdoch chant!

[AndrewTS 0]

Is Murdoch due to be released soon, or is he going to be a streaker first, since he's already into beastiality?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Michaels's shirt was perilously low-cut.

[randomguy 0]

Did I just hear "Lets' go Murdoch!" ?

[SuperJerk 0]

Triple H will use the Murdoch chant as proof RVD isn't over enough to be in the main event.

[NYU 0]

Murdoch is pretty terrible. Why the hell did people want to see him with the Intercontinental Title? Because he's fat?

[AndrewTS 0]

This seems like an almost sarcastically hot crowd.

[razazteca 0]

Trevor Murdoch looks like Jim Brewer and Wolverine's love child.

Looks like a fat Mr. Hyde from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

[Downhome 0]

Anyone call a Marty Jannety heel turn yet?

 

I said the following on the first page, but pretty much everyone thought that he'd turn ever since he showed up last week:

 

I fully expect MJ to turn heel tonight. I can see Vince and MJ in the ring, with Vince really talking down to him. It looks like MJ is going to actually do what Vince wants, but then HBK comes down. After talking to MJ for a few minutes, it looks like he's either going to just walk away with HBK or beat up Vince, and then BAM - he hits HBK with a superkick, or something else.

 

He'll then force HBK to kiss Vince's ass, to everyone's horror.

 

Vince then "shocks the world" when he announces that he put HBK in the match last week with the Spirit Squad to set up MJ making the save, to make HBK think that he's on his side. He then hands MJ a contract, and signs it right then and there. Then MJ gets on the stick, really talks HBK down who is now beaten up on the mat, and brings up something about losing respect for HBK after he decided to use Hulk Hogan as a tag team partner last year instead of him, and of course how HBK turned on him all of those years ago.

 

Hahaha...