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He pitching or catching?

 

Why not both?

 

You know, when three guys are having sex at the same time, and one guy is both pitching & catching simultaneously (think of a club sandwich, the middle slice of bread) ... the guy in the middle is called "lucky Pierre".

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This forum needed another Leena vs. Teh World thread like it needed more of Rant's shock porn or more posts from that one gimmick poster whose name I can't say but sounds like "mildmegasus"

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He pitching or catching?

 

Why not both?

 

You know, when three guys are having sex at the same time, and one guy is both pitching & catching simultaneously (think of a club sandwich, the middle slice of bread) ... the guy in the middle is called "lucky Pierre".

 

I thought they called it "French Pierre"-middle man in a 3 way buttfuck?

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Leena was right to mock this post:

 

I...I can't comprehend this.

 

I can't believe how hard hit I was by this episode tonight.

 

I considered Shane to be one of my favorite characters tonight and that scene with Lem....from the moment they hugged, I felt something was off.

 

In one instant, he turned himself 100% heel better than any moment I've seen in professional wrestling in about a decade.

 

I FEEL HURT. I FEEL BETRAYED.

 

Part of me feels absolutely silly for feeling this way about a fucking TV show, but dammit, I've put so much time and emotion into these characters that this simply broke my heart.

 

I dont think I've ever felt this HURT from watching a show in my life.

 

That scene will go down in my life as probably the most defining moment of TV that I'll ever watch.

 

Dames

 

Jesus fucking Christ, it wasn't the fucking Challenger exploding on live TV.

 

I'm with Leena on this, that was just screaming for someone to mock it. People should have been clawing and biting one another for the first chance to do so.

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I've been up all night. The spider's better.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Dames is a fuckin' dork though. I mean, he goes all Downhome about a TV show, gets made fun of for it by someone he already doesn't like, totally fulfilling Leena's antagonistic desires and shit and then fuckin' bitches about it like someone just called him a midget.

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The best thing about this thread was a post from Dalek. That says something.

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Thread over.

Seriously, dude. You can't just post a spider pic. it doesn't have the same effect as if the person with arachnaphobia can relate it to something in everyday life. Like this:

 

spidey8fe.jpg

 

Seriously.

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The Gloves are off, motherfucker.

 

I've gone out of my way to pretty much cut you out of my existence for the last 2 or 3 years or so and your ass continues to come back, so fuck it. This will be theraputic.

 

I'm gone from pure anger towards you, to indifference, to just being goddamned annoyed by you lately.

 

What the fuck makes you so special?

 

Out of about 500+ guys that post on the board, you seem to attract the most attention simply because of the fact that you have a vagina and this is probably the closest that a lot of guys would get to associating themselves with a psycho bitch like yourself.

 

Guys, there's tons hotter, most of whom aren't racist pieces of shit who are actually a lot hotter and dont have their heads all gassed up, like this crazy attention whore.

 

Anyway,

 

I hope your doctors have gotten the most they can out of the research money theyve been able to come up with to deal with your bipolar, mental disorders and if not...then hopefully one day, the medical industry will do us all a favor and make sure you don't reproduce.

 

Goodbye, Bitch.

 

Dames

 

This is the best post I've ever seen posted in SmartMarks history.

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Leena was right to mock this post:

 

I...I can't comprehend this.

 

I can't believe how hard hit I was by this episode tonight.

 

I considered Shane to be one of my favorite characters tonight and that scene with Lem....from the moment they hugged, I felt something was off.

 

In one instant, he turned himself 100% heel better than any moment I've seen in professional wrestling in about a decade.

 

I FEEL HURT. I FEEL BETRAYED.

 

Part of me feels absolutely silly for feeling this way about a fucking TV show, but dammit, I've put so much time and emotion into these characters that this simply broke my heart.

 

I dont think I've ever felt this HURT from watching a show in my life.

 

That scene will go down in my life as probably the most defining moment of TV that I'll ever watch.

 

Dames

 

Jesus fucking Christ, it wasn't the fucking Challenger exploding on live TV.

 

I'm with Leena on this, that was just screaming for someone to mock it. People should have been clawing and biting one another for the first chance to do so.

 

What the fuck show is this?

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