Im going to need some advice..

[Guest]

Leena, why can't you just take one for the team and help him out?

Team?

 

So I don't say something extremely lame, I'll leave it at that.

[Art Sandusky 0]

That would require letting her intricate web of psychological defenses down for a little while.

Hey, cut her some slack.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Are you a Queen fan?

[MrRant 0]

Are you a Queen fan?

 

I don't think even Freddie Mercury could help Marvin out.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

It was an oblique joke, I'll excuse you.

[Guest NYankees]

I really need to go to bed..

You probably won't wake up, from the sound of it.

I'm going to end up killing myself for less than this.

 

Anyway, we're approaching rawmvp levels now. "I might have AIDS"? If you contracted HIV in 1982, it would've kicked your weak passive deferential surrendering ass by like 1987, at best.

 

 

1987??? People who contracted HIV in 1982 were dying in a couple of months. Marvin might have lasted till 1983 at most.

[tominator89 0]

Leena, why can't you just take one for the team and help him out?

Team?

 

So I don't say something extremely lame, I'll leave it at that.

 

I'm sure you can figure it out.

[ZGangsta 0]

Oh..and I've got another good one for you before I go to bed..I had a ton of blood transfusions done prior to 1985 in association with my first open heart surgery when I was 6 months old in 1982. 1985 is when they started testing donor blood for transfusions for HIV..so uh..its entirely possible I have that to be worried about too, and I haven't been tested for that in a while. But I do know I can't donate blood..I Tried back in 2001 for the whole 9/11 Red Cross thing and they wouldnt let me because of it.

 

I really need to go to bed..

1982? 1982!

Dude, it's 2006! YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE AIDS!!!!!!

 

And some people are being gigantic dicks to this guy in this thread. More so then he deserves (and I'll admit, he does deserve some of it). Probably to cover up a bunch of their own crippling insecurities.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

Hey, is this that Heaven chick...?

 

http://boston.craigslist.org/w4m/172319384.html

[Guest NYankees]

She looks too good to be true because she is posting on craigslist.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Oh..and I've got another good one for you before I go to bed..I had a ton of blood transfusions done prior to 1985 in association with my first open heart surgery when I was 6 months old in 1982. 1985 is when they started testing donor blood for transfusions for HIV..so uh..its entirely possible I have that to be worried about too, and I haven't been tested for that in a while. But I do know I can't donate blood..I Tried back in 2001 for the whole 9/11 Red Cross thing and they wouldnt let me because of it.

 

I really need to go to bed..

1982? 1982!

Dude, it's 2006! YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE AIDS!!!!!!

 

And some people are being gigantic dicks to this guy in this thread. More so then he deserves (and I'll admit, he does deserve some of it). Probably to cover up a bunch of their own crippling insecurities.

 

All I know is like I said.. there must still be some sort of risk that I could have it. I know its probably like 1 in a 100 billion by now but still..if the Red Cross wouldnt take my blood for 9/11 or anytime else when they are constantly screaming "WE NEED YOUR BLOOD" like a bunch of Vampires run it, then there must be a risk.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

You are a fucking neurotic. Calm down, you don't have aids.

[Guest NYankees]

Marvin must have some super weak strain of aids that hasn't managed to kill him or affect his immune system over the past 24 years. To think that people were dying within months of catching hiv back in 1982 and Marvin has been able to survive 24 years with it. Fuck Magic Johnson, Marvin is the ultimate survivor. But seriously, I think Marvin should get a hooker, rub her tits a little and get a hand job or something.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Oh..and I've got another good one for you before I go to bed..I had a ton of blood transfusions done prior to 1985 in association with my first open heart surgery when I was 6 months old in 1982. 1985 is when they started testing donor blood for transfusions for HIV..so uh..its entirely possible I have that to be worried about too, and I haven't been tested for that in a while. But I do know I can't donate blood..I Tried back in 2001 for the whole 9/11 Red Cross thing and they wouldnt let me because of it.

 

I really need to go to bed..

1982? 1982!

Dude, it's 2006! YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE AIDS!!!!!!

 

And some people are being gigantic dicks to this guy in this thread. More so then he deserves (and I'll admit, he does deserve some of it). Probably to cover up a bunch of their own crippling insecurities.

 

All I know is like I said.. there must still be some sort of risk that I could have it. I know its probably like 1 in a 100 billion by now but still..if the Red Cross wouldnt take my blood for 9/11 or anytime else when they are constantly screaming "WE NEED YOUR BLOOD" like a bunch of Vampires run it, then there must be a risk.

No, Marvin, you can't donate blood because you've had a history of heart problems. That's probably what disqualifies you. It's not because you've been carrying HIV for almost a quarter of a century without dying. And if you did have it, I think they'd, you know, TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE A DEBILITATING AND LETHAL DISEASE WITH NO CURE THAT YOU COULD UNWITTINGLY SPREAD TO OTHER PEOPLE AND SUBSEQUENTLY KILL BECAUSE THIS HERE RED CROSS IS KINDA IN THE BUSINESS OF KEEPING PEOPLE ALIVE AND JUST LETTING A POTENTIAL DONOR WHO IS INFECTED WITH HIV WALK OUT THE DOOR WITHOUT ASCERTAINING HIS CONDITION RUNS AGAINST THE FUNDAMENTALS OF ANY REPUTABLE HEALTH ORGANIZATION

 

Christ, why do I bother.

[Hawk 34 0]

Yeah, what he said. I figured it was kinda obvious why you can't donate blood. Not only are you worthless with girls, making shit income, hair-less but you also can't figure out simple logical things like that and assume you have HIV.

 

That's like getting a pimple on your ass and saying you have a tumor.

[Sideburnious 0]

Maybe thats it! Maybe thats Marvin's purpose in life!

 

MARVIN IS THE CURE FOR AIDS!!!

[Guest NYankees]

Somewhere in Marvin's blood/dna is the antidote for the Aids Virus. To think that the United States and the rest of the World has spent trillions of dollars on Aids research and millions of people have died from this Virus. To think all along the cure was created in 1982 when Marvin was born.

 

Edit.

 

 

Marvin you should go back to the Red Cross and tell them you have the cure for HIV.

[Guest]

You guys are pretty fucked up.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I did a google search and found out that there are still over 100 newly reported AIDS cases in the US in 2001 that were likely the result of pre March 1985 blood transfusions.

 

So its possible..

[Art Sandusky 0]

No. It's not. You're a fucking farce. I was willing to entertain all your Eeyore-esque wallowing until "oh gee and as if THAT'S not bad I may have contracted HIV in 1982 that has been in remission all these years and might just sneak up and kill me!" You've milked the pity teat dry here, now you're just pissing everyone off.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

EEEE-YOOOORE

 

That guy was the bomb. Don't diss him by comparing him to MarvinIsADumbass.

 

 

Holla.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

Marvin, you think too much. Don't fucking think, just do. With as pathetic as you are with girls, if a girl suggests you meet her, fucking get there as fast as you can. Big deal if you make a fool out of yourself, because odds are if you do you won't ever see them again and if you don't see thme, why should you worry about their impression of you. Stop thinking with your big head and start thinking with your little head. Get some fucking confidence man.

 

Also Czech, Eric, Hawk, Kotz & Leena have been fucking gold in this thread.

[Sideburnious 0]

*clears throat*

[bob_barron 0]

The AIDS thing was a pretty good twist for page 25.

 

And Eeyore is the shit.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Marvin is the Alex Rodriguez of our board. He over thinks every situation, and that's what fucks him up in the end.

 

And he's not clutch either.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I was gonna comment on your stupid A-Rod reference, but then I noticed the Red Sox flag in your sig. For once the sports flags actually serve a purpose by making sure I don't waste my time.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

I'm also a Red Sox fan, and will add this: If you translate ARod's baseball stats to the dating world, he at least would have wracked up sluts and fat chicks. And the rare chick that actually approaches you. Marvin would be the the Triple A guy that gets the call up due to an injury, strikes out looking with the bases loaded and then dies from delayed AIDS. And then Disney would make a movie about him.

 

Hmmm, maybe I'M A-Rod?

[Guest NYankees]

Marvin in Triple A??? You need talent to actually make Triple A. I dont know if Marving could even be a bat boy on a tee ball 4 year old team. Seriously all Marvin needs is some confidence and some money. I am sure he can find some gold digger out there who just wants a guy to treat her nice and spoil her a little.

[Guest Felonies!]

Marvin, I never tell anyone this, but use some of that income to get some drugs and have artificial confidence at least.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Hawk [has] been fucking gold in this thread.

 

I respectfully dissent.