SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 My daughter, Sydney Paige, was born Wednesday afternoon. She weighed 5 pounds and 13 ounces. My entire view of the world seems to be shifting now, and its really sinking in how irrelevant most of the things I used to get pissed off about are. Its hard to even care about the stupid shit I used to worry about when you're responsible for another human being's entire life. Hopefully I'll be a lot more patient with her than I am with you all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boon 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 Congratulations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
franchise632 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 Congrats man! The birth of a child certainly brings new found perspective on what is and is not important. So I have been told. Best of luck and best wishes to you, mom, and baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brett Favre 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 Congrats. Sidney Paige is a cool name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Couldn't find any rusty coathangers in time, huh? I guess I should say congrats, if the crumbsnatcher was indeed what you wanted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 its really sinking in how irrelevant most of the things I used to get pissed off about are. Now you can find a whole new set of things to be petty about Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Congrats. Wait till you say, "do it for the children!" And enjoy the future fun of knowing every teenage boy will think like you did or worse and now YOU are the dad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 My entire view of the world seems to be shifting now, and its really sinking in how irrelevant most of the things I used to get pissed off about are. I'm fairly irritated with the commentary on this match so far, which seems more geared toward getting Ric Flair more over than doing anything to help either of the guys actually in the ring. Never again! Congrats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Congratulations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Welcome to hell...errrr fatherhood, Y2Jerk! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Congratulations Jerk, and all the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 2, 2006 My daughter, Sydney Paige, was born Wednesday afternoon. She weighed 5 pounds and 13 ounces. My entire view of the world seems to be shifting now, and its really sinking in how irrelevant most of the things I used to get pissed off about are. Its hard to even care about the stupid shit I used to worry about when you're responsible for another human being's entire life. Hopefully I'll be a lot more patient with her than I am with you all. Post some pictures of the kid. Showing photos of their offspring is a parental hobby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Way to go Jerk and I mean that in a positive way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masked Man of Mystery 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Congratulations, man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 When I read this thread, I expected to see a further post from Y2Jerk saying "April Fools! I worked the board!" Matt Young style. Congrats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Way to go Jerk Well obviously, he didn't go jerk. Anyway congratulations, I hope you have a happy and healthy daughter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 congrats Jerk, having kids definently changes your perspective on everything...now get ready to have little sleep for at least the next 6 months! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Thanks for the best wishes, everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Congradulations Jerk, all the best to you and your family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Anyway congratulations, I hope you have a happy and healthy daughter. Seeing who the father is, I think the best we can hope for is the good health. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2006 My daughter, Sydney Paige, was born Wednesday afternoon. She weighed 5 pounds and 13 ounces. My entire view of the world seems to be shifting now, and its really sinking in how irrelevant most of the things I used to get pissed off about are. Its hard to even care about the stupid shit I used to worry about when you're responsible for another human being's entire life. Hopefully I'll be a lot more patient with her than I am with you all. Does this mean you've stopped watching wrestling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2006 Good luck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2006 Late congratulations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 Congrats man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Stanley 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2006 You'll get your sleep back when they get on a good sleeping schedule. Now be prepared to face the wrath of your spouse~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2006 My daughter, Sydney Paige, was born Wednesday afternoon. She weighed 5 pounds and 13 ounces. My entire view of the world seems to be shifting now, and its really sinking in how irrelevant most of the things I used to get pissed off about are. Its hard to even care about the stupid shit I used to worry about when you're responsible for another human being's entire life. Hopefully I'll be a lot more patient with her than I am with you all. Does this mean you've stopped watching wrestling? I've cut back to about 30 minutes a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
