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Guest InuYasha
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I'm watching Cartoon Network/Adult Swim right now, and the show on is called Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos. WTF is this shit?

Guest InuYasha
Posted
It's an 80s cartoon Norris did when shows like G.I. Joe were still hot.

 

It's likely been in the Hanna Barbera library for years collecting dust. It's just being brought out to capitalize on Norris' popularity.

So, how many other Chuckism's are going to be created because of this?

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As I said, the only cool thing about it was the action figures. They only made five episodes before it was cancelled. Literally was on the air a WEEK.

Guest InuYasha
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Well, I'm in the Moun. Time Zone, so I get CN 1 to 3 hours behind everybody else. I have no idea why. So, while everyone else is watching Full Metal Alchemist, I'm getting this.

 

I checked adultswim.com. While the West Coast is getting two new episodes of InuYasha, I'm getting this shit!!!

Guest The Spike
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As I said, the only cool thing about it was the action figures. They only made five episodes before it was cancelled. Literally was on the air a WEEK.

 

I think I still have one of those. It was the Chuck Norris with the blue outfit (w/ back kicking action!).

 

On the normal schedule, AS shows the cartoon in the very early morning.

Guest wildpegasus
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Well, I'm in the Moun. Time Zone, so I get CN 1 to 3 hours behind everybody else. I have no idea why. So, while everyone else is watching Full Metal Alchemist, I'm getting this.

 

I checked adultswim.com. While the West Coast is getting two new episodes of InuYasha, I'm getting this shit!!!

 

Chuck Norrus' show is way better for you. InuYasha's main charactor is a whining, annoying joke of a male and is the ultimate representitive of everything that is wrong with anime and the Final Fantasy lead charactor as of late.

 

Chuck Norrus meanwhile is a man and sets the ultimate example for kids on what it's like to be a said man. Yes, he sets the bar up high (insert your own roundhouse kick remark here) but that's only to negate the negative influences that shows like South Park and InuYasha have had on our poor, victimised kids.

Posted

Well, I'm in the Moun. Time Zone, so I get CN 1 to 3 hours behind everybody else. I have no idea why. So, while everyone else is watching Full Metal Alchemist, I'm getting this.

 

I checked adultswim.com. While the West Coast is getting two new episodes of InuYasha, I'm getting this shit!!!

 

No we got Chuck Norris as well...at least I did. Right now, it's Ghost in the Shell with farting noises, which I expect to continue throughout the night. I hate this more than the "Let's draw mustaches on EVERYONE" prank last year as it's far more distracting, though it's gold in a few choice areas.

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The wildpegasus charactor is a whining, annoying joke of a male and is the ultimate representative of everything that is wrong with the human race in general.

 

Chuck Norrus meanwhile is a man and sets the ultimate example for kids on what it's like to be a said man.

 

Picture #1 of 987342 -- Panties :wub:

 

gatchaman_dvds_05.jpg

 

Among many other wildpegasus moments.

Posted

I'm very upset you stole my topic, idiot.

 

So I'll hijack it.

 

Does anyone realize the inherent irony in purchasing a Che Guevera shirt from somewhere, especially an establishment like Sam Goodys??

Guest InuYasha
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I find it amusing that the Adult Swim message board is currently imploding. I'm on it right now, and the mods are working themselves silly trying to keep up.

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I find it amusing that the Adult Swim message board is currently imploding. I'm on it right now, and the mods are working themselves silly trying to keep up.

 

How do you mean?

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I find it amusing that the Adult Swim message board is currently imploding. I'm on it right now, and the mods are working themselves silly trying to keep up.

 

As soon as the Inuyasha opening frame popped up and Chuck Norris came on screen instead, I pretty much knew the AS board was going to go down in flames tonight.

 

I'm also surprised they didn't keep the joke going on and just aired the whole run of Karate Kommandos in lieu of the usual anime block.

 

The Chuck Norris April Fool's Prank > The Excessive Fart Noises April Fool's Prank

Guest wildpegasus
Posted
The wildpegasus charactor is a whining, annoying joke of a male and is the ultimate representative of everything that is wrong with the human race in general.

 

Chuck Norrus meanwhile is a man and sets the ultimate example for kids on what it's like to be a said man.

 

Picture #1 of 987342 -- Panties :wub:

 

gatchaman_dvds_05.jpg

 

Among many other wildpegasus moments.

 

You're still upset about the cool tournament? Let it rest buddy, let it rest.

 

 

I'm manlier than you anyway. Look at my physique. That my friend is the physique of a man's man.

Guest wildpegasus
Posted

I find it amusing that the Adult Swim message board is currently imploding. I'm on it right now, and the mods are working themselves silly trying to keep up.

 

 

How do you mean?

http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/board?board.id=8

 

What's the general consensus on what happened?

 

And someone please tape the show for me because I've wanted to watch Karate Kommandoes for such a long time now.

Guest InuYasha
Posted

I find it amusing that the Adult Swim message board is currently imploding. I'm on it right now, and the mods are working themselves silly trying to keep up.

 

 

How do you mean?

http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/board?board.id=8

 

What's the general consensus on what happened?

 

And someone please tape the show for me because I've wanted to watch Karate Kommandoes for such a long time now.

The "general consensus" is that half the users on the board signed on to piss and rant and moan about how their favorite shows were either ruined or bumped entirely, and the other half started hazing the first half. This resulted in giant flame wars spreading all over, and the mod staff reaching for their triple-strength sized bottle of Excedrin.

Guest wildpegasus
Posted

I find it amusing that the Adult Swim message board is currently imploding. I'm on it right now, and the mods are working themselves silly trying to keep up.

 

 

How do you mean?

http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/board?board.id=8

 

What's the general consensus on what happened?

 

And someone please tape the show for me because I've wanted to watch Karate Kommandoes for such a long time now.

The "general consensus" is that half the users on the board signed on to piss and rant and moan about how their favorite shows were either ruined or bumped entirely, and the other half started hazing the first half. This resulted in giant flame wars spreading all over, and the mod staff reaching for their triple-strength sized bottle of Excedrin.

 

Sounds pretty awesome.

 

What would the equivalent of this be in wrestling? Ideas anyone?

Guest InuYasha
Posted

It's 3 am for me, and they just bumped Evangelion for some faggot version of Yogi Bear.

Guest InuYasha
Posted

I find it amusing that the Adult Swim message board is currently imploding. I'm on it right now, and the mods are working themselves silly trying to keep up.

 

 

How do you mean?

http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/board?board.id=8

 

What's the general consensus on what happened?

 

And someone please tape the show for me because I've wanted to watch Karate Kommandoes for such a long time now.

The "general consensus" is that half the users on the board signed on to piss and rant and moan about how their favorite shows were either ruined or bumped entirely, and the other half started hazing the first half. This resulted in giant flame wars spreading all over, and the mod staff reaching for their triple-strength sized bottle of Excedrin.

 

Sounds pretty awesome.

 

What would the equivalent of this be in wrestling? Ideas anyone?

If what cynical people were predicting was going to happen with Bret Hart's Induction actually did happen. Now think about what would happen on this board for a second.

Guest InuYasha
Posted

It seems the AS board did implode. It's closed right now, "for maintenence." I'd love to be the in the room tomorrow when the head of Turner Networking reads the AS producers the riot act.

Guest InuYasha
Posted
Wait.

 

Explain to me why the head of Turner would give a shit?

Because people were getting extremely pissed, and changing the channel to something else. The Sat. Night Adult Swim block is probably the highest watchest block of TV on CN. Consequently, if half to 3/4ths of their normal audience switched over to something else, then all the commercials their sponsors paid them for wasn't seen. If nobody's watching, the sponsors don't make money, then the channel doesn't make money, and all the programming costs they have end up running into the red.

Posted

That's bullshit. What else is on that late at night? Cinemax porn? Reruns of "Attack of the Show?" " Countdown with Keith Olbermann?"

 

No one changed the channel.

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What do you do when Cobralalalalalalalala super ninjas takeover Sealab with the intent of starting tsumamis to killoff the anime fanboys?!?!?! That's right call Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos.

Guest InuYasha
Posted

Well, I'm in the Moun. Time Zone, so I get CN 1 to 3 hours behind everybody else. I have no idea why. So, while everyone else is watching Full Metal Alchemist, I'm getting this.

El Paso is in Mountain time, I think. If you are who I think you are, I missed you!

Yeah, I know El Paso; I should, I work there. I actually live in a small town called Anthony, Texas.

 

http://www.city-data.com/city/Anthony-Texas.html

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