UFC All Access: Andrei Arlovski

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

So far they've hit all their marks.

 

Andrei is a pimp.

Andrei has sick hands.

Rachelle is hot.

 

So far, so good.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

"Who are you facing this time... didn't you already beat him?"

 

Wow, the Doctor providing exposition. I am lovin this, but holy crap is it ever scripted and rehearsed.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

For those of us who aren't watching this, which Doctor are you talking about?

 

General thoughts, recap?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

The doc was the Russian version of Margaret Goodman.

 

Not much to recap. Arlovski boxed, did a lil JJ, they went to get some suits and some bling, met up with Team Pitbull, then went clubbing.

 

Rachelle looked very, very hot.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

I might be the only one who caught this, but his Chiropractor mentioned getting a donor bone for his hand,

from the Soviet Union..yes, the Soviet Union.

 

You thought the Soviet Union broke up?

 

 

"That's what we wanted you to think!"

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I DID notice that, but was too busy giggling after hearing "donor bone" to say anything about it.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

I can buy Arlovski as a well-dressed cyborg from deep within the USSR..like a better version of Ivan Drago

[naiwf 0]

I can buy Arlovski as a well-dressed cyborg from deep within the USSR..like a better version of Ivan Drago

 

Well, Fedor was clearly engineered in a lab, so I buy it.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

one of them needs to say "You will lose" in that thick russian accent, just once..

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

I don't know, "I must break you" sounds better to me.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

The way I see it, you go into the ring with Fedor, you're going to lose, no questions asked. So, it's appropriate there. Arlovski is on a roll right now, so the chances are pretty good there too.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I love Arlovski but Fedor would ice him.

 

Andrei doesn't need his Ivan Drago phrases. He's got "Hits my vey, I vanna bee a shampyun"

[Adam 0]

I love Arlovski but Fedor would ice him.

 

Andrei doesn't need his Ivan Drago phrases. He's got "Hits my vey, I vanna bee a shampyun"

 

FUCKING YES!

 

Oh, and I love how he smirks before saying "[Opponents Name], Good luck." Thats so freaking badass.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

The preview they're running for 59 where Sylvia says that there's another guy out there who's been holding his belt for him and then they cut to Arlovski in the audience who gives him the "Sure, buddy" face followed by an a-ok sign is fucking great.

 

Fuck, I'm gonna go rewatch UFC 51 just for the pre-fight shit between the two of them. It's especially hilarious watching the backstage stuff and hearing Miletitch run his mouth about Tim going through AA like it's nothing.