Guest The Satanic Angel Report post Posted April 21, 2006 CNN.com RALEIGH, North Carolina (AP) -- A defense lawyer was arguing a drunken driving case when he fell on the courtroom floor and died of an apparent heart attack, officials and friends said. Bailiffs and a police officer tried to administer CPR immediately after 57-year-old Tom Farris collapsed Thursday in the Wake County courthouse. Emergency personnel arrived less than six minutes later. Farris had previous heart problems, said Duncan McMillan, a friend and fellow lawyer. McMillan said neither the rescue workers nor the court building had defibrillators, which can sometime revive patients by delivering shocks to the heart. The county allocated money last year to buy the paddles but has been studying where they are needed. The courthouse should have at least four defibrillators before June, county spokeswoman Sharon Brown said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2006 I dont get the joke. Whoosh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2006 How can a lawyer die of a heart attack? Don't you need a heart first? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2006 This is a good start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2006 "My client is innocent. If he isn't innocent, may god strike me dow....." RALEIGH, North Carolina (AP) -- A defense lawyer was arguing a drunken driving case when he fell on the courtroom floor and died of an apparent heart attack, officials and friends said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daileyxplanet 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2006 I think Daredevil's out of a job if this keeps on happening... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2006 I fear for Vyce's safety now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2006 just read it as "Lawler drops dead" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2006 I'd fear for my safety when that happens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 I fear for Vyce's safety now. Naw, I'm okay. Feasting on the blood of virgins ensures my life will remain unnaturally long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2006 Q: What do lawyers do after they die? A: They lie still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
