Nightfall Posted April 26, 2006 Report Posted April 26, 2006 I use the handicapped stall, and hold on to the rail. I hover above the seat, and a little to the side so when the load drops, it doesn't hit the water and splash on me, it hits right next to it and slides down. Perfection.
Sideburnious Posted April 26, 2006 Report Posted April 26, 2006 ^ But also i'd say at least one of my breaks is spend with me being in the toilet.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 26, 2006 Report Posted April 26, 2006 I hope you at least flush before going in there.
Man Who Sold The World Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Posted April 26, 2006 When I worked at a grocery store there was this one stall in the mens bathroom that always had the funniest/craziest shit written on the side wall. Like people are really that bored that while they're on the shitter they graffitti shit like Donkey Kong grabbing the Death Star or a stick figure with a penis and a bubble saying "I'll give you ten inches". It was actually pretty entertaining when I was on the crapper. Good times.
Sideburnious Posted April 26, 2006 Report Posted April 26, 2006 In went into the bathroom (in college) a few minutes ago, and one of the toilet seats had been ripped off the bowl, and left next to it. All I could think about is that someone (probbaly) went into the bathroom with the sole intention of walking into a stall an ripping the toilet seat off at the hinges. Who in their right mind would bother doing that? Who does it benefit? Lucky the other stall was fine so I just sheeted it up, and then shitted it up (Har har).
Skywarp! Posted April 26, 2006 Report Posted April 26, 2006 Drop a few well-placed wads of TP, and you'll neutralize the splashback effect.
Red Baron Posted April 26, 2006 Report Posted April 26, 2006 I hate you people who uses the TP for a cushion and just leave it there. Myself 3-point stance.
tigeraid Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 The day I worry about germs on my asscheeks is the day my balls fall off. If there's piss or shit on the seat, I wipe it off with a handful of toilet paper. (if it's real bad, I go to another toilet.) Germs'll get on you wether you're using pieces of paper or not. There's germs everywhere in the damn bathroom, that ain't gonna stop em.
Gert T Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 I'm with the last two people, take a swipe across the seat, put your ass on the seat. Quit being nancy boys, if God wanted you to squat he'd have given you a vagina.
Guest Montresor Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 I have OCD; predictably, this thread is causing me great pain. I can't urinate in a rest room, much less defecate in one.
DARRYLXWF Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 Because I was in a car accident a couple of years ago I have to stand on my hands and poo into cylander that emerges from my side wall, horizontally. It's a little awkward but a neat little invention that compliments my limitations. So yeah, no paper of the seat for me.
Corey_Lazarus Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 Seatcovers don't do shit but give you a false sense of security when you use the restroom. The human hand has more bacteria on it than the toilet seat does, more often than not.
tigeraid Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 I have OCD; predictably, this thread is causing me great pain. I can't urinate in a rest room, much less defecate in one. I have minor diagnosed OCD as well, but not for cleanliness, more for tidiness. Straightening a picture frame, etc... If I leave a room and turn off the light, but the lightswitch doesn't physically go down all the way, I have to come back and push it all the way down. I'm insane. But I can still piss in a public washroom. Because I was in a car accident a couple of years ago I have to stand on my hands and poo into cylander that emerges from my side wall, horizontally. It's a little awkward but a neat little invention that compliments my limitations. So yeah, no paper of the seat for me.
Man Who Sold The World Posted April 28, 2006 Author Report Posted April 28, 2006 I have OCD; predictably, this thread is causing me great pain. I can't urinate in a rest room, much less defecate in one.
Guest Montresor Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 What I mean is that I can't set foot in a public bathroom for any reason. I'd sooner urinate outdoors and risk arrest, a hefty fine, and jail time.
Slayer Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 I hate shared public restrooms because I hate dropping off the goods (liquid or solid) if I have to share the room with someone else. One-man public restrooms (where you can lock yourself in) are fine though
Ravenbomb Posted April 29, 2006 Report Posted April 29, 2006 I don't poop, my metabolism naturally burns away all my waste
Man Who Sold The World Posted April 29, 2006 Author Report Posted April 29, 2006 I got the runs. Comes out looking like chai tea.
treble Posted April 29, 2006 Report Posted April 29, 2006 I'm more concerned with the lack of a lock on one of the stalls at work. They just replaced the toilet seat the other day (it was pretty nasty looking), but there's just a strip of tape where the lock used to be. I always have to stick my feet out the bottom of the door to make sure the person coming into the bathroom knows it's occupied.
Epic Reine Posted April 29, 2006 Report Posted April 29, 2006 I don't take shits in public restrooms, just can't. I'd be really embarrassed to have people hearing me pass gas and hear the water splash after dropping a log. Pissing is fine, though I have problems doing it if someone is standing at the urinal right next to me.
St. Gabe Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 Screw that, guys. I work midnites and I usually take a dump in the womans bathroom, its just cleaner. Lots of fancy lotions in there too.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 I luck out..at any given time there are no more than 4 guys including myself where I work to share the one mens room..not bad. My only problem is the shower has no curtain now..I used to like taking a shower after work..but without a curtain..forget it.
Man Who Sold The World Posted May 4, 2006 Author Report Posted May 4, 2006 Screw that, guys. I work midnites and I usually take a dump in the womans bathroom, its just cleaner. Lots of fancy lotions in there too. I second that. Working for the movie industry rawks.
tekcop Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 I used to have this problem when I was a kid. Now I figure I'm to old to worry about that kind of stuff. Swipe and sit, I say.
King Kamala Posted May 6, 2006 Report Posted May 6, 2006 Eh depends on how clean the restroom is. I went to a Paul Rodgers/Kansas concert at the "lovely" Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom in the metropolis of Hampton Beach, New Hampshire in 2003 and the bathrooms were so scuzzy. Their was a no smoking rule at the venue per the artists requests so there were a bunch of people loitering in the bathroom smoking and some guy was yelling at me "HEY BUDDY TAKING A SHIT? COME ON, YOU'RE TAKING UP SMOKING ROOM!" Needless to say, I held it until after the show when I went into the conveniently nearby Atlantic Ocean.
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