cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 If we're talking about moments from UHF, how could anyone forget: --Spatula City! Or how about.... Conan the Librarian! I love him chopping that dude in half for having a late book, haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 Arnold: Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? Sully: Yeah Matrix, you did. Arnold: I lied. :: drops poor Sully off a cliff as he screams something incoherent :: It took 24 posts to get to this??? What the fuck is wrong with you people!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2006 "You don't wanna use a gun, Bennett, you wanna use a knife, so you can stick it in and tuuuurn it slowly...see what's going on inside!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2006 The sheer awesomeness of Innerspace deserves a mention for how cool Dennis Quaid is throughout. Any man who utters the line "The Tuck Pendleton machine: zero defects" while looking in a mirror deserves your respect. Plus the awesome scene where Vernon Wells gets killed by Martin Short's stomach acid, following which Tuck inform him "Congratulations, Jack. You just digested the bad guy." Drago killing Apollo in Rocky VI. As much as I loved Creed, there's something satisfying about seeing him get beaten to death after his cocky, OTT entrance. "If he dies, he dies". Phoebe Cates pool scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High is great for obvious reasons, plus Judge Reinhold's "Doesn't anyone knock anymore" after being caught wanking and kudos to Wild Pegasus- Over The Top is the most manly film ever made Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2006 Arnold: Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? Sully: Yeah Matrix, you did. Arnold: I lied. :: drops poor Sully off a cliff as he screams something incoherent :: It took 24 posts to get to this??? What the fuck is wrong with you people!? From the same movie: Cook: I'm a Green Beret muthafucka! Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast. Gotta love the little shot at Rambo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruiserKC 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2006 Don't know if it's what's wrong with us or that there are so many good movies that only now are we getting to mention... The original Lethal Weapon... "This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun." "I'm too old for this shit!" Roadhouse... "This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, 'Don't eat the big white mint' ". "All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice. If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal. I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice." And of course...Revenge of the Nerds Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"? Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMann2003 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2006 No "Real Genius" mentions here anywhere? You all have no right to claim 80's movie love "Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it." "Chris Knight: You didn't touch anything, did you? Mitch: No. Chris Knight: Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for "toy" "Chris Knight: Kent put his name on his license plate. Mitch: My mother does that to my underwear. Chris Knight: Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2006 "You don't wanna use a gun, Bennett, you wanna use a knife, so you can stick it in and tuuuurn it slowly...see what's going on inside!" "Let off some steam Bennett!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2006 No "Real Genius" mentions here anywhere? You all have no right to claim 80's movie love "Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it." "Chris Knight: You didn't touch anything, did you? Mitch: No. Chris Knight: Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for "toy" "Chris Knight: Kent put his name on his license plate. Mitch: My mother does that to my underwear. Chris Knight: Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?" "Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?" That was my cell phone ring for quite a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2006 Lucky Day: "I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!" El Guapo: "What does that mean???" Lucky Day: "I don't know!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Robfather 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2006 From Rambo II: Rambo: Murdock... Trautman: He's here. Murdock: Rambo, this is Murdock, we're glad you're alive. Where the hell are you? Give us your position and we'll come to pick you up! Rambo: Murdock... I'm coming to get you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St. Gabe 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2006 1.21 JIGOWATTS!?!?!?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2006 F. Bueller playing a song in sneezes. "Are you really sick?" "Did you see Alien?" Ferris' sister and Charlie Sheen at the police station. Ferris and Camron fucking with people in the restaurant. And speaking of that: No Blues Brothers love? Shocking. It had skidding cars all over the place, an 80's movies staple! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMann2003 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2006 I also see no mention of Gremlins or Goonies here Shame Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2006 "HEYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYS!!!" "Rocky road?" Anybody remember "Pulse"? Came out in '88 with one of those Lawrence kids. Kinda creepy, I remember not being able to finish it as a kid. There was a shower scene that still creeps me out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skywarp! 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2006 Transformers: The Movie, when Prime transforms into vehicle mode, and single-handedly fucks up the Decepticon ranks to the theme of "The Touch" (nice video, BTW). That gives me the chills. My friend gets the chills from the Temple of Doom, when Jones, who is believed to be under hypnosis says to Shorty: "I'm all right, kid." ::Wink:: And the triumphant theme plays as they kick bad guy BUTT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2006 My friend gets the chills from the Temple of Doom, when Jones, who is believed to be under hypnosis says to Shorty: "I'm all right, kid." ::Wink:: And the triumphant theme plays as they kick bad guy BUTT. An awesome moment, but I like even better when they leave that area and head to the mines afterwards to rescue all the kids. Jones enters the mine, and the camera just moves from his legs up, and then, without even showing the beating, the guard goes flying from Jones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2006 Daniel-san fucking up Johnny Sean Penn having the pizza delivered in the classroom Old granny taking a bump through the window in Gremlins Jack Nicholson explaining that he had a "horrible nightmare" where he cut Wendy and the kid up into little pieces in The Shining; Scatman getting axed (too much to mention from the movie) The final scene of Raging Bull Droopy Dog's cameo in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2006 I also see no mention of Gremlins or Goonies here Too many quotable movies, too many great moments. It's time will come... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2006 Some more 'Coming To America': Maurice: Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in. ----- Prince Akeem: Sir, I was wondering, did you catch the professional football contest on television last night? Cleo McDowell: No, I didn't. Prince Akeem: Oh, it was a most amazing game. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. The Giants triumphed by kicking a pigskin ball through a big "H". A most ripping victory. Cleo McDowell: Son... I'm just going to tell you this one time. If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C Dubya 04 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2006 "I used to fuck guys like you in prison". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites